So femanon, tell me about yourself.

oh nooooo i thought this was you

lol urth cafe man why did you post.

look ellen, i thought food was catered on set

why are we here let's go back

you are fuking ugly...

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ugh
i...uhh..gotta feed my washer. bye

>>36715254
lmao, he looks like a dopey fuck

And yet, it's that whole normie aura, the hair, the smile and his eyes that make me nervous.
I know I would be awkward in that situation. I guess that's how it feels for the male posters if they do insert themselves into the whole fantasy in those 9/10 talking to you threads.

>>36715254
this nigga wouldn t be soo ugly if he didn t have that fake smile

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Uh, I'm an overemotional ("""""infp"""""), autistic 22 year old geology major who has a bug collection, about 300 books, four cats; likes history and music; and has chronically horrendous luck ( especially in relationships).

Personally, I don't know why you ask, Bodanoff / Beiber fusion, I was just grabbing some coffee.

Pic related. I dream of taking a man's anal virginity to it.

>>36715552
>4 cats
Be careful anon, you're almost entering crazy cat lady territory.

>>36715254
purge mask looking mf

>>36715694
He's not a lady he just said he wanted to take a mans butthole virginity. He has a penis

>>36715254
>the meal that saved femanons

>>36715552
>I dream of taking a man's anal virginity to it.
elaborate

>>36715552
you sound perfect. be my girlfriend?

>>36715552
you sound like my kinda lady but unfortunately my anal virginity has been claimed many moons ago

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>>36715254
>femanon

Nigga stop inventing words.

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>>36715254
>Poolparty's memery has transcended boards.

>>36715694
I'm in crazy cat territory and I've set up a micronation.

>>36715744
You watch how much porn and still don't know what pegging or fisting are.

>>36715796
Haha, people never say that IRL.

Plus, /r9k/ would hate me because I'm an edgy femnazi.

>>36715844
You sound too perfect to be real

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>>36715844
>fisting
>virginity

>>36715909
An edgelord femnazi sounds far from perfect anon. The only reason it sounds appealing to you is because she's a woman on the internet.

>>36715844
meh everyone I know irl is an sjw too, we get along fine. I unironically think you sound great as long as you live near me, aren't fat, and are gentle with my poor butthole :)

>>36715844
You have shit tier taste in fetishes and it seems ridiculous that someone who calls themselves a femnazi would be posting on /r9k/. What I'm trying to say is that ur gey.

>>36715909
No, you don't understand. I long text incessantly. I'm incredibly sensitive and like people way more than they like me. I ugly-cry in theatres and spill food all over myself. I enurotically ruminate over social encounters. I'm not even a cute " sex positive" feminist or some idpol SJW. I read Dworkin and Dines.

>>36715943
This guy knows what up.

>>36715956
I'm a Fucking Leaf.

>>36715989
1. It was a joke. I'm actually vanilla as hell.
2. I've been on this site longer than you.
3. It's very plausible to enjoy sites where the predominant political view differs from your own if you're not a baby.

>>36716045
pls be in BC, anon

>>36716070
Toronto.

BC's top notch, though.

Returning to the OP, what COULD a woman say to scare you off? Evidentally, your tolerance is high.

I'm a misanthropic academic who likes books more than people. I even have the requisite cat. In 14 years i will be 40 and officially an old spinster.
I can hardly wait.

>>36716108
darn. well good luck on your quest for pristine boybutt

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>Ctf+F "Oblivion"
>no results

>>36716141
wow how are there so many perfect fembots on this thread

t. also academic, loves cats

>>36716154
Hes' not quite potato faced enough to be an oblivion character.

>>36716171
What field? I'm an historian.

>>36716045
>leaf
>feminazi
>degenerate
Pottery

>>36716198
biochemist, but judging by the use of "an" you're a britbong?

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Can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy for me?

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>>36715254
>no one here knows pulju
i want all you normie faggots to get off my board. i get the reference OP

>>36716213
Not originally, although I live there now. I'm just a stickler for grammar.

>>36716252
>fembots with cats, interesting hobbies, and low self-esteem
>all too far away
:(

>>36716282
I know that feel.

>finally a fembot from Europe
>she's out of my league intellectually

>>36716282
Shame. We could probably make really intelligent kids.

>>36716331
move to burgerstan and be my qt bookworm gf :D

>>36716141
Dude, you're me in 4 years. Although my misanthropy is more disappointed idealism.

What is your field of study? You said history, but what area??

>>36716204
> degenerate
I'm easily less degenerate than half this board.

>>36716342
>less degenerate than half of /r9k/
now there's a proud accomplishment

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>>36715254
I constantly have suicidal thoughts and never sleep because I have paranoia inducing nightmares that keep me from going outside for weeks. How about yourself anon?

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>>36715254
mfw I see Bulju on /r9k/

>>36716342
>What is your field of study? You said history, but what area??
Mesopotamian civilisations, specifically Sumerian and Akkadian. I'm a qualified archaeologist as well, and want to go investigate further if I can get out of my hatred for people and the outdoors.

Although I tool a lot of history subjects over the years and have a pretty good general knowledge as well.
>move to burgerstan and be my qt bookworm gf :D
Sorry, not so into the idea of every tenth person packing a gun. Plus, although English food is shit, Europe is just across the channel. America has no such saving grace culinarily.

>>36715844
>>36715552
>feminist
>autistic

You're most likely histrionic and not autistic. You probably have a narcissistic personality disorder too.

>>36716434
>>36716340
Sorry forgot to reply.

>>36716367
why would you, a roastie, ever have to consider suicide? you can get a beta to love you literally whenever you like

>>36716454
Women don't want that, silly.

>>36715844
yeah kys

>>36716020
hahaha fvcking idiot
cute, but still a an idiot

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>>36716434
>mesopotamian civilizations
that's super neat, anon! can you read cuneiform? what's your favorite story from that period/area?

>america stereotypes
you should come visit, the stereotypes aren't very accurate. gun ownership is mostly a rural thing, and the only time I've ever seen anyone carrying openly is /k/ommando types who get overly excited about being in the mountains (pic related). also most of (ie. the white parts of) america actually has lower crime rates than britain
as for food, it's true that we mostly don't have the centuries-long culinary traditions of europe, but instead every city has vast amounts of variety as a result of every culture in the world having sent immigrants here over the last 150 years. you can find almost anything you want, and most of it is really really good. don't believe the "hot dogs and HFCS" meme

>>36716434
>I'm a qualified archaeologist
I have a large bone that needs examining.

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>>36715254
looks like the ylyl banana

>>36716676
>I have a large bone that needs examining.
Every. Fucking. Time. that pun is so common.

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bulju

>>36716658
I have visited. I find the overt religiosity a bit hard to deal with. America is fine to visit, but I wouldn't live there.

>>36716747
aww. well you sound like a really interesting person, anon; I'd love to hear about your work if you've got the time: [email protected]

>>36716711
Get out /b/ get outttttttttt!

>>36716434
>hatred for people and the outdoors
yeah sure roastie

>>36717153
>yeah sure roastie
What? That's entirely plausible.