Can you robots prevent autism? Dubs decides.

fuck you nigger

orgelinally

>>36714235
i want to be a woman, and i want you to help me

>>36714258
Better luck next roll. Anything you guys have to add to make it original I will cut off so its not autistic.

>>36714268
damnit, i'm rerolling for this

>>36714268
Wew. No rerolls.

>>36714303
>no rerolls
kys my dude

>>36714235
What's your recommended brand of tampons?
Just curious.

What's up? It's [insert name]. I'm a little drunk and I keep thinking about you. I literally can't get you off my mind. I'm sorry if I'm being way too forward but I'm just trying to be honest with my feelings

This is low energy. I'm about to ship off to /b/. She might fall asleep soon.

>>36714303
fine then here's something new

Miss Herrera listen. I want you. I've always wanted you. Please tell me you want me too. Please. I need you Miss Herrera. I need you more than I've ever needed anything. I can't live without your touch. I want to frost you.

>>36714235
[your name]
[why you are messaging her]

>>36714235
On a scale 1 to 10, how much do you want to have sex with me right now?

>>36714235
we have your kids

>>36714349
damnit. ok heres the new thing

Miss Herrera I've been having a lot of gay thoughts lately. I need to fuck you to prove to myself that I'm still a man

>>36714235
what do you think yoshi's eggs smell like

>>36714324
Do this, but put the name of a random classmate (assuming that you're talking to a teacher).

>>36714384
If no dubs in the next 5 posts I'm doing this

Ayy sup bby u want sum fuk? Just kidding haha

>>36714396
just do it, i'm the reason this thread is alive ya know

>?
You say, "I'm not sure why, but I just can't stop thinking about you."

Herrera? Is that Spanish? Go back to Mexico you fuckin bean. Can't wait for the wall, Cunt.

hey do you have a dick
asking for a friend

>>36714235
>I'd be very interested in playing with your boipucci

>>36714422
>You say, "I'm not su
yes^^^ that's me, dubs. doooo it.

>>36714422
two sets
this is it then

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Kek I'm laughing

Originalio

>>36714422
fuck shit yes

>>36714450
>next 5 posts
>3 post afterword is dubs
>don't do it
how dare you

>>36714450
>>36714456
my first time on rk9000 turning out quite good. quite good indeed.

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>>36714450
Oh shit senpai. Whudup

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>>36714422
She keeps calling me

>>36714507
answer you buffoon and tell her you're dead serious

>>36714507
don't answer, she will just tell you that she'll inform the cops and blah blah blah

looks like its time to get laid anon

>>36714477
>>36714466
>>36714442
>>36714422
so much win here...i can't even..

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>>36714477
kek anon you should have hidden the area code

>>36714507
i am 4422...
it's your call anon...
literally haha

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>>36714475
FUCKING LURK MORE NEWFAG
>quite good indeed
PLEBBIT PIECE OF SHIT

>>36714551
this fucker beat me to it I was just about to ask if anyone wanted her Facebook

>>36714551
if that is miss herrera...i would want to fk too..

OP we need an update

Kailey.Herrera71

lmao

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>>36714573
>>36714577
based on this i would say Op has a chance

>>36714560
haha u just jel of my awesome dubs

imagine being as fucking retarded as OP

nah fuck off normie

>>36714551
Idgaf she doesn't know me.

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>>36714560
>calls somebody reddit
>frogposts with a old image that normalfags use

>>36714597
This thread got way more interesting than when I was posting retarded shit for dubs.

So what now? are we done playing dubs?

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>>36714598
Lmfao! Get ready for this. I called her back and it was some beaner calling me homeboy.

>>36714686
>Lmfao!
OP confirmed to be a massive, jealous faggot, whom is aware of what he's doing.

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>>36714638
ikr haha
>>36714560
and just because it's first time on r9k doesn't mean i don't post on other boards you fucking degenerate trash.
I've lurked since '08 which was before r9k was created and probably before you were born.
So many overly aggressive faggots misfiring these days. Just because a few reddit groups have co-opted a few boards doesn't make u the shill hunter. hide ur fucking powerlevel.

>>36714686
i guess she has a BF ...sorry OP...it was worth it tho, yes?

>>36714686
tell him about your gay thoughts too

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>>36714638
>trying to make me post rares so they become common
you're the reason pepe stock prices are dropping

>>36714753
>tell him about your gay thoughts too
this

>>36714753
>tell him about your gay thoughts too
rolling

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>>36714768
wow.
you can't even create OC and you're calling me a plebbit?

Send "I'm sorry, I'm a retard. My name is [insert name] and everything I've said has been created by a 4chan board called /r9k/. Also, I suck huge cocks. So many cocks! In my mouth!"

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>>36714768
Anybody who unironically says ree or posts pepe, in most cases is underage or a newfag.
Take that into consideration when looking at this board and it's threads.

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>>36714717
Different number

>>36714731
>i've lurked other boards
doesn't change the fact you're new here

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>>36714856
yea but calling me a plebbit is going too far.

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>>36714982
i know how being called plebbit feels but you can't trust anyone on /r9k/ anymore. plebbit fags just see some "funny" stories on r/4chan and they want to be the one who posts the story first next time to get sweet reddit karma and they end up trying to post just like in the stories they read about thinking it's all fictional

what i've tried to say is there are too many undercover normies among us, i would rather pull the trigger at most rather than letting most slide

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>>36715085
i suppose.
my armor is pretty good anyways.
those antifa reddit fags piss me off the most.
btw, niggers.