Just lost my virginity at 26...AMA

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>>36713103
>lost my virginity
FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING SEX HAVING PUSSY EXPERIENCING BOOB TOUCHING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36713103
What does it feel like having a diq in ur butt?

Congrats man. How many lbs would she have to lose to no longer be obese?

>>36713103
shiiit son. gratz

>>36713103
Did you have to pay like me?

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>giving up your wizard powers
>pleased about this

How much did you cry? After I lost my virginity at 28 I cried for hours. The prostitute had used a strap-on without my permission, and I felt raped and abused. I wanted to refuse to pay, but I felt too weak. Hope you had a good time!

>>36713103
I lost mine at 19, you aint shit.

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>>36713237
Trying to reply but keep getting muted...You're a savage bruh

>>36713218
Wasn't a prostitute. But I did feel like I lost my wizard powers

normanfaggot scum

>>36713287
Anybody can do it man. I thought it was losing your virginity was just a meme too.

>>36713285
At least you had wizard powers to start with. My father, before he died in a shipping container accident, used to tell me that I would never be a man due to my genetic lack of pubic hair

Tell us how it all went down. Who was the girl, was she attractive, did she find out, how did you meme your way into her pants?

>>36713332
anybody who doesn't actually belong on this board in the first place, sure

you want to lower yourself to hooking up with chad's leftovers, several hundreds of pounds past her prime? go for it. you're still a shit animal

>>36713548
>died in a shipping container accident
What happened to him? Was he trying to ship himself to save money?

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>>36713563
She was my first gf when I was 13 and just randomly messaged me...I'd give her a 6/10

robert is that you

originallioe

green text it normie scum

>>36713255
God I love Wendy's

>>36713237
the average person loses their virginity when theyre 17.1 years old get fucked (or rather dont)

>>36713724

she's a cutie OP, you did well. I'm happy for you

>>36713874
This isn't really true, is it? I'm 25 and have yet to even kiss a girl.

>>36713103
Love or casual?
If it's casual I'm so sorry my dude.

>>36713711
He was a loading dock worker, and a crane malfunctioned and landed on his torso. He lived for several hours afterwards in intense pain, my only solace for the years of emotional anguish I suffered at his hand.

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>>36713876
This makes me happy for some reason

>>36713103
Was it as dissapointing as you would've expected?
How was the afterthought?
How has it changed you as a person?

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>>36713911
Can you explain the difference please? Serious question

>>36713924
i like this anon
he says funny stuff

really? what's his name?

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>>36714055
No...It was actually way better then I expected. It was weird and I just felt amazing. It made me rethink how I look at women believe it or not

>>36714090
My life is not funny, nor has it ever been. If you could see me right now, in all my wretchedness, you would observe only the greatest sorrow of man.

>>36714097
Wait a second now are you now I say are you trying to trick me

>>36713103
Kys normalfag I HATE YOU

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36714312
Not cool man I have feelings

>>36713103
Jimmy Carr Status

>>36714151
well it's funny to me

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Was she/he/it nice?

>>36713548
do you have a hairy butthole?