Whatever gender you are, you're ugly

i'll slob ur knob anon

>>36711515
Fuck Grimes is so ugly. She looks like a retarded little boy

>>36711578
I thought that looked kind of like her. Is that really her?

>>36711515
Fix your hygiene and become the girl

>>36711515
>girl sits next to me on train
>takes all the legroom and forces me to move my legs to the aisle
>causally prints her gun when handing her ticket to the worker
no other woman in my life has sat down next to me, except this one crazy off-duty cop that wanted in my personal space for some power-play reason. You're lucky

>only open seat in the breakroom is by you
>qt walks in and stands instead of sitting
>someone tells her she can sit down
>"no, i'm good"
thanks. I almost thought I was going to go a whole day without feeling like shit

Where can i meet a.grimes.style.girl? I feel ready to be the object of her desire

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>group of girls sat around me on public transit
>I haven't showered for a few days and forgot to put on deodorant before leaving my house
>after about 10 minutes I hear one of them say "Jeez, somebody in here is really sweating"
They smelled me.

>>36711861
Wash yourself, you barbarian.

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>>36711515
Cause your ugly, silly!

>>36711515
The same reason you don't sit next to pretty girls on the bus. They're just intimidated by our good looks OP.

>>36712231
>cause
>your

Atleast he isn't an illiterate.

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>Be orthodox Jew
>Be on the number 7 blue bus in W. LA going towards westwood blvd
>Near myself this really cute chick who looks like shes 15 (I didn't really look at her but judging by peripheral vision)
>She sits next to me(!!!)
>I wait a few seconds then move to two seats over
>There happens to be this fat Jewish guy about my age with red hair sitting next to a girl he didn't know
>I feel like a true alpha

>>36711515
if is that you OP on the pic well i have to confess... Im not into trap or gay but at first glance you are very girly. And i have a fetish for girls with short hair.
I would wreck that tomboy puss

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>>36711515
stahp this shit
fucking dorks

>>36711515
1. Because you look attractive
2. Because you look like someone who smells of sweat, piss and cum

>Go on the train every day to work
>This pretty alt looking girl sits down the end of the carriage
>Next day she sits one row closer
>Day after day she gets closer and closer, seat by seat
>Finally, one day, she sits next to me
>Totally ignore her even when she tries to get my attention
>Next day she moves back to the back of the carriage

DEVILISH.

>>36714855
holy fuck, kill you are is self faggot

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>>36711545
she is fucking beautiful

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>>36711591
nope it's a girl called Ken

>>36714855
>thanks for caring enough to message me
I bet your little whiteknight brain blew its load after you read that

>>36714978
Is that a trap?

Oregano contento

>>36714977
>holy fuck, kill you are is self faggot
>holy fuck, kill you are is self
>kill you are is self
>you are is self

fail

>>36715015
>being this new
it's a meme you dip

>>36711515
>>36711578
>>36714987
She looks like 3d Lain

>>36715031
thanks for letting him know.

>>36715031
no
the meme is "kill you are self" from over ten years ago
>>36715057
she loves serial experiments lain

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>>36714855
>implying anyone actually gives a shit
her profile is public m8

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>>36711515
couldnt take a shower before the selfie huh?

>>36714855
kek

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>go to take a shit
>gf comes home with food

Why the fuck does this shit happen everytime, we're so unlucky fellow robots