So, how closely does this pic describe your life?

Age 30 and I still haven't even done step 1 yet LOL

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I've never been to a wedding before.
Not even from a family member or something

>>36711471
>driving test at 20
>bridesmaid at 23
>buying a house at 29
>buying a brand new car ever
>retiring at 60
These are insane even for Chad and Stacy. Except that driving test thing, everyone should have that by 16 or 17. 20 is too old.

uh stuck on step 1 here

>>36711471
I passed my drivers test when I was 16

take that normies

Never been on a vacation with friends. Probably never going to go on one.

>>36711471
First full-time job at 19 if you're a retard. For everyone else, even if you start at 17, a M.Sc. degree takes about 5 years, then 2-3 years more for a PhD, so the ideal age for your first full-time job would be 24-25, assuming you live in a country where you can start university at 17.

I moved out and rented on my own at the age of 25, nothing else on the list have i done.

That makes no sense.

>first job at 19
>learn to drive at 20
>move out at 22, but first rent at 24
>buy a flat
what the fuck is that
>finally earn 40k at age 37
What fucking currency is this?

I have literally never done a single thing on that list.

>driving at 16
>renting with partner at 22
>first full time job at 24
>making >40k at 24

lol this chart was made for low-test betas.

>>36711471
>first kiss at 6
>first full-time job at 16
>pass driving test at 16
>start earning average wage at 17
>move out at 18
>think about starting a business at 21
>buy first car at 22
>rent on your own at 23
>start earning more than 40k a year at 23

>make 40k a year
>retire at 60
lol okay buddy, maybe if you are dead at 60.

>>36711471
40k isn't that much if you're in an inflated country... Or such.. Like.. Both my parents together make easily 80k a year and they're like 37, 44 and I'm living in above average but it's not considered a rich life... I'd start working soon so I can get stuff I like

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>full-time job at 19
>full-time job in college

>tie yourself financially to some girl by renting a fucking house with her
>married by 27

???

this shit is for rich white kids.

I've been working full time since I was 18 and don't have the money to go on an extended weekend trip let alone marry some bitch and buy a house.

This is just plain not how life will go for 99% of the population be it normies, chads, or robots.

i got about a third of the way down before i knew it was a blatant ad for a bank

zzz next

40k a year wtf.... I make that now now at 23... and I feel poor.

First kiss was around that time, got my driver's licence around 17. Never had a full time job and I am 22. Most of these are fucking insane by modern standards, though.

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>full time job before drivers license

is this how americans do things?

>>36711633
Stfu you

Pretty accurate. I'm 21 and I just bought (as in with my own money) my first car. Also going on first holiday alone with girlfriend, so I'm like half a step ahead. Haven't moved out yet though.

>>36712355
It literally says "amigo loan.co.uk" at the bottom of the image, you fucking retard.

I am absolutely thoroughly convinced at this point that Europeans are genuinely braindead.

>>36712459
I'm sorry the fact that I didn't meticulously inspect every part of the image upsets you. Also I'm not even european, nice projection.

>>36712531
If you aren't American and you aren't European, then you're either a shitposting Austrailian or brown, and right now I can't tell which would be worse.

>>36711916
>implying everyone goes to college

Someone needs to make the autism version of this chart.

>>36712577
Close enough mate, I'm sorry my light banter has you in a fit.

>>36711471
this is the most boring normie life I have ever seen holy shit

>>36711471
>a manager
>earning 40k
LOL WTF
what in the holy fuck are you a manager of? a fucking McDonalds?

how are you fucking supposed to afford two vacations on a fucking 40k salary? vacations to some obscure town in ohio maybe

this chart is pure cancer
I mean PURE PURE fucking cancer
i think its designed to make you insecure so that you take out a loan.

notice how at first the milestones come in evenly and have low expectations
>20 pass driving test
kek
you must be a fucking shithead to not have past it before then
I got it when i was like 16

from then on however it starts to speed up
>holiday with friends
...ok...
>2 years later holiday with partner
uh
>age 25 marriage
HAHAHAHAAHAH
>buy a house age 29
i dont think my parents did until they were in their late 30s
>have a kid before earning the average
.....what

and wtf is up with them assuming youll become a manager

of course i live in the US and not the peoples republic of britain however

>>36711915
>Both my parents together make easily 80k a year and they're like 37, 44 and


What the fuck? We have literal 12 year olds posting on 4chan now.

I'm out.

yeah this chart is designed to keep normies poor and a slave to the financial jew

>loans.co.uk

>only six years behind

>>36714327
I'm 25 and my dad's 42.

>>36714521
this

fucking of course you get to enjoy two holidays a year if you aren't spending your own money and plan for your life to end ("""retire""") at 39

Never kissed.
I've only had a part-time job @ age 15.
Passed my driving test @ 18.
Never travelled with friends, but I'd like to do a Europe trip with a friend or two of mine some time in the future.
Planning on moving out next year, maybe this one.
Bought my first car @ 18.
No partner to vacation with.
Coincidentally, I'm gonna be a best man next year @ age 23.
Probably gonna skip renting and buy a house.
Probably gonna never be in a relationship.
Even if the it happens, I wouldn't want kids until my 30s.
I plan on earning average wage this year, might pursue a master's in the future and go even higher.
Don't think I'll ever buy a new car.
Might get into a management position if I get that master's.
Not a formal business, but might try a little something-something in the future, 35 isn't too far-fetched.
Don't see why I'd move into a second house unless I was moving elsewhere.
I can probably start enjoying two vacations a year sooner than that, and I expect to at least earn $50k starting this year
Not looking that far into the future and/or don't care right now.

>>36711471

>full time job 18
>skipped to buying first car 22
>no license, skipped that
>been earning 40k since i was like 21 so what the fuck is this chart
>looking to buy property at age 25, skipped everything else, fuck being a manager, fuck people, fuck a business, fuck a house i dont need it, trailer is fine
>skipped the woman she's just a platonic cunt anyway

well i fucked this shit all up according to reddit

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>>36711471
Comrades, don't fall for this piece of capitalist propaganda, a system where you are only a money dispenser for the rich and nothing else.
Join our glorious socialist nation of Kekistan

>>36711471
Age 20 and I have done everything until 22 except for moving out in the last year

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>>36711471
I'm 21 and haven't even done step one.

>>36711692
It's hilarious

My sister always bragged how she got a job at an earlier age than I did. Okay well I was actually studying to go to college not taking the easiest classes possible in high school to graduate faster, idiot. Look who's got a better job now. Me, forever making 10x her

>>36711471
>car and drivers license past 20
>40k a big achievement
Lmao pathetic

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>>36711471
>can't even pass step one at a higher age

>>36711714
It shows *.co.uk on the bottom so GBP, 40k GBP is actually decent like $90k USD

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>>36714989
You and me boss

>>36711916
You can do it. I worked part-time (generally 24 hours) through most of college. Had a buddy that worked roughly full time split between three jobs.

>>36711471
>become a manager at 34
>takes 3 more years to reach 40k a year

Are you fucking kidding me what kind of garbage life is this. I'm literally 24 y/o at 75k and I know I can do better with hard work.

Thank fucking god my life isn't as depressing as this fiasco

Also LOL at retiring at 60 fucking year olds with that garbage salary. Like that would ever happen.

I don't know, 16 was an important age in my life.
>first job
>first car
>got my license
>got laid
>smoked weed for the first time
>drank for the first time
Once I got a car and a license, it seemed like I turned into a Chad because everyone who didn't have a car wanted to hang out with me and girls paid attention to me
After high school though, I slowly descended back into neetdom

>>36711471
>still sharing this capitalist propaganda
>loans.co.uk
Even normie wage slaves can't reach half these goals without selling their soul to the bankers.

>>36711471
>amigoloans.co.uk

I'm sure they're not trying to pressure you into taking out a loan by making you feel inadequate.