>practice gf found the break up plans

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What, you had them written down? What were you thinking?

>>36711133

The fact you had a "practice girlfriend" makes it obvious you're a sociopath who isn't worth dating.

>>36711172
Obviously I had them written down. What, you don't have a book of plans?

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>>36711212
y-you too anon friend

>>36711133
yo what.

>practice girlfriend
>breakup plans

are you a fucking movie villain? you have your fucking plans in a file cabinet?

do you have a fucking desk in your lair? are you fucking bald? do you have an eyepatch?

fuck is you doing man.

>>36711270
>getting bullied on the internet again
reeeeeee whats wrong with writing down your plans how else would I remember them

>>36711133
>practice rival forged the blackmail photos

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>get practice gf
>about to break up and start slaying some real qts
>find out that I'm actually her practice bf and she wants to get with some ultrachad
>get jealous and try and keep her for myself to prove my dominance over chad
>she dumps me like a pathetic beta

>>36711323
dont sweat my nig, is personally gots me sum kfc robbery plans in muh amazonian kindel nigga

fuck is u doing tho

>>36711133
What do you with a practice gf?

I'm thinking of getting one if they go for sale during Christmas.

>>36711449
This is unironically the source of cuck fetishism.

>>36711449
Idiot move on your part. Should've made a deal to help each other out getting with your respective ideal partners.

>>36711323
Youre the reason bethesda gets away with terrible writing in their games

>hmm no password, oh no wait! It was in the desk all along

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>>36711133
practice professor found the chronosynclastic infandibulum

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>practice pop-pop found the penis pump

>>36711216
I don't write down plans like that. I'm going to assume you wrote something like "May 17 8:00pm - Dump Roastie".

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>>36711133
PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE PRACTICE GFS!>!>!>!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
SWHWHWHWHWY
WHY DO THESE EXIST
I WOULD KMS IF I WAS A MERE PRACTICE BF
WHAT THE FUCKCKCK
PLEASE
PLASE
KLEAFDJEF
DONT TELL ME THIS IS REAL

>>36711323
I am having serious doubts that would actually forget to break up with your practice gf. I don't mean to be harsh, I'm just surprised.

>>36711216
>What, you don't have a book of plans?
No, I can remember my plans... wtf, OP?

>>36712127
>PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE PRACTICE GFS!>!>!>!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

Because roasties can have any chad they want and can get good at sex; we have to have practice gfs to get good at sex.

>>36711133
>break up plans
I'm skeptical OP. You literally had your plan to dump her written down on paper? What did it say?

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>practice aunt found the sodomy oven

>>36711133
So what was the plan?

>practice dog found the semen sock and took it outside
back to the pound with you

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>>36711133
>practice principal found the colon cleanser
does it get easier

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>>36712127
>3 years ago
>be cyborg uni student, not bad looking but literally no female interaction due to autistic friend group
>in faculty where male to female ratio is like 30:1
>somehow random 5/10 gril gets the impression im chad or something
>not really attracted to her but need the practice
>dump her after i feel she has served her purpose
>since then have bedded multiple qts 7+/10

>>36712159
>he thinks he remembers all his plans
what was the last plan you forgot?

>>36712133

>forget to break up with practice gf
>7 years into marriage
>have 2 children
>remember she was a practice gf
>tfw

>>36712357
THIS right here is why we have books of plans

>>36712235
>practice aunt
how?? why??

>>36711133

>tfw you can't erase practice gfs like save files in vidya games

>>36712357
Ok, when you frame it like that I can see how it might make sense. "Practice gf" kind of implies you have your eyes set on some other kind of person though.

>>36712418
maybe it's like when your uncle is really horny but knows the chick isn't long term material but still makes you respect her

>get real gf
>she thinks she's a practice gf
>she doesn't even like me but if I did break up with her it'd mean she was "right all along"

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>start developing feelings for practice ex-gf

>>36712518
thats what you get you sociopathic faggot

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>>36711133
>practice atf agent finds the rapidfire rectum retractor enactor

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>>36711133
>tfw slutty practice sister and her bf find my squash crop

All this irony hiding the eternal sadness.

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>>36711133
>practice gf

Holy fucking shit I didn't realize other people did this

>tfw 6.5/10 skinny girl obsessed with me
>tfw date her for a month solely to piss my autist ""friend"" who had oneitis for her off
>take the opportunity to get more comfortable with emotional and physical intimacy with someone I don't give a shit about
>dump her for experience after I'm bored

Robots truly do think alike

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>>36711133
>great aunt Martha found kaka castle

>>36712104
originel lel

this original

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>>36712796
>implying there is another way to deal with life for /r9k/ posters

>>36711133
>Harambe joke

Fuck off norman

>>36711133
danger dan found the cum fry pan plan

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>>36711133
>practice bf found the dump diary

>>36711133
she served her purpose dude.
thank her for all she done for you.
and just go your own way.

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>>36711133
>practice nco found the cum science appliance

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>practice bf found the dong disposal

>>36713142
ur rite snoggered now, pvt

lmfao fucking hillarious OP.

thanks for that.

i've made break up plans as well

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>ditch digger found the bitch nigger

>>36712793
A vague yet brilliant reference

>>36711172
I unironically write shit like this down in my phone if I think of a good way to phrase it and don't want to forget the exact wording.

>>36712518
Honestly this isn't a bad thing. Practice gfs are just girls you don't have feelings for but use as a stepping stone to something greater, if you want to make them a real gf then you just saved some time and effort.

>>36712796
This isn't ironic for some of us.

i really wish there was some way to murder the unironic posters in here

wish there was a way to just gas the entirety of the shithole this board has become all at once

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>>36711133
>practice dad found the semen extraction residue

>>36711133
Just explain to her those were the plans for a practice breakup.

>>36712127

Yup, believe it. I think my ex knows she was a practice gf too, kek.

>look for gold digger/skank
>wrap it every time you tap it
>run away when ready

It's a robots revenge and the final form of the ascended autist

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>Practice bull found the practice wife blow-up doll locker and cucked me

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL THE AGREED UPON TIME

;_;