ITT: shit you do that you'd kill yourself over if anyone else found out
>tfw I listen to week songs regularly
>tfw I cum into my bed sheets and only wash the sheets like once a year
>>36710497
>I listen to week songs regularly
I guess im out of the loop unless you're singing about the days of the week while jacking off all over your bed
your room must smell like cum
>>36710582
Fucking auto correct anon, gets me every time. Weeb*
>>36710497
>>tfw I cum into my bed sheets and only wash the sheets like once a year
Used to do the same thing back in highschool. No wonder I didn't have friends, must have smelled like stacys underwear after her 21st
>>36710631
Not really surprisingly, probably masked by the shit loads of old food I have in my room.
>>36710631
pffft you goofball, everybody knows cum is odorless.
>>36710676
Damn I thought I was the only one. This is probably why everyone avoids me.
>>36710497
>having bed sheets
I've been sleeping on the matress itself for the past few months.
>>36710692
no i think you got used to the smell of your cum stained room that eventually you dont notice it now. Invite a friend over and they'll definitely notice.
>>36710727
I have friends over constantly (inb4 normie) but nothing is ever said about it. I think in a group of like ten people someone would probably notice.
Took an animal. Literally would just kill myself.
>someone else finds the guro folder
I dread the day
>>36710497
Wow thats the most shameful shit you got? Clearly you are underage b&. I do the same except I have a gf and have had plenty of girls. BTW I tell them about the sheets and they don't care - mostly they think its hot/funny. Chillout faggot
>>36710720
>>36710676
Fuck I still do this but wash once a month
>>36710497
>sadpanda favorites and search history
No choices left
>>36710710
don't be cruel anon
Get this shit back on track
>tfw my fetishes are so weird some of them are probably illegal
>tfw I barely ever cut my toe nails
>tfw my standards were really low freshman year and I dated a whale but nobody knew about it
>>36710710
why dont you try smelling my secret cummy sock then?
>>36710497
i've never cleaned my comforter since getting it. had it for years
>>36711050
Difference is you don't cum in it twice a day
>>36710497
I guess if somebody found out about the level of degeneracy in the porn I watch, maybe. But I'd buy a one way ticket to france and join the foreign legion first.
>>36710497
>regularly cum into my boxers
>masturbate multiple times per day
>boxers end up having a really rank, disgusting smell to them
I bought a bunch of new pairs of boxer briefs because I noticed that my old ones had discoloration after having done this for years, which probably contributed to it, even though I wash my clothes regularly. I've also been trying to make efforts to jerk it less.
I also cum into my bed comforter but I also wash it regularly and it's never been that much of a problem.
Otherwise:
>masturbate to r34 semi-regularly
>have a bunch of socially unacceptable fetishes (but nothing TOO bad, just stuff like watersports mostly)
>get really bad dandruff uncontrollably
>fap to girls sitting on baby dolls
>Have a Cara Delevingne tulpa
>Never scrubbed ass in shower
I also used to fantasize alot about locking my crush in my basement but I don't do that anymore
>>36711112
jokes on you
I cum in my comforter constantly