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I finally worked up the courage to get a haircut today and it went bad 2017-05-02 03:36:49 Post No. 36710473
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I finally worked up the courage to get a haircut today and it went bad
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2017-05-02 03:36:49
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>26 year old shut-in autist neet that lives with parents
>parents have accepted my lot in life so no issues there
>hair is long and shaggy, often have to wrap it or wear a headband while I game
>if I don't keep it up it gets in my eyes and rubs on my neck
>eventually get fed up with the oily, greasy mess and decide to get it cut off
>there are only two haircut places in my shitty little town, and one is a prissy salon
>decide to go to the cheaper one
>its a little corner joint owned by a family of Asian ladies
>no men because Asians don't come in the male variety for some reason around here
>they don't speak english well so I don't have to worry about making eye contact or holding a conversation
>so far so good
>sit down in the chair and the haircut lady puts the apron thing on
>she buzzes half my head
>suddenly another Asian bursts in
>yells something in moon
>the three Asian women working there suddenly burst into tears
>apparently something bad happened
>somebody died or some shit
>don't know, just using context clues
>they're literally hugging in the middle of the barbar shop and crying in a circle
>only other man just walked in, and immediately leaves
>I'm alone in the barbar shop with a bunch of women howling in misery in a language I don't understand
>stare off into space like the fucking rainman for a good 20 minutes while they cry and talk
>eventually she comes over and finishes buzzing my hair
>pay and leave
>powerwalk home and choke back tears at the horror of being stuck in such a situation
Why the fuck do people go outside what the fuck is this meme planet.
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>not whipping out your phone and shitposting the story on /r9k/ in real time
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>>36710538
I don't own a phone. I don't leave the house often enough to warrent having one. And I'm too paranoid to go out in public without being vigilant all the time. I was fucking frozen in the chair I had no idea what was happening.
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>>36710473
Doesn't sound very bad to be honest. Nothing you could have done, so I think you did the right thing by just sitting there and waiting. Usually I just daydream when I have to wait for something, which makes time go by very quickly.
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>too scared to get haircut
>ask stepdad to give me one since I don't care anymore
>he's drunk
>he agrees and gives me one
>He's actually really good and gives me a chad tier haircut
>people compliment me
I don't know what to do
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>>36710693
Get your stepdad drunk next time you need a haircut, obviously.
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>>36710473
Yeah I didn't get a haircut at a barbershop until I was like 21 or so. I am 26 now.
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>walk into barber shop
>my hair is very very long and unkempt
>haircutter is a former Stacy classmate
>haven't seen her in 10 years
>fucking beauty expert cunt
>questions about my personal life
>tells me how well everyone's doing
>making 6 figures and living in the city
>i can't even get minimum wage jobs
>ugly & living with my parents
>cost me $20 plus the tip
that was over a year ago
i haven't gotten my hair cut since
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>>36710473
It's an awkward experience but it's not your fault.
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>>36710473
>family member is a hairdresser
>don't have to deal with awkwardness
suck it fags
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>>36710473
I read this exact post like 6 month ago I think
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>>36710946
...how often does this happen? Public displays of misery by hairdressers?
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I go to a different barber every time. The experience just makes me uncomfortable I don't know why.
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