Help me with these feels, bro.

>>36707554
>>staffing agency cold calls you
>>she laughs at your jokes
it's her job to act nice

>>36707554
should've made small talk, find a related topic
>"no way i grew up in <XXX> too!"
>meetup
>fuck

buuuuut you ruined it. the only way to get her attention now is to basically tell her you talked the fuck out of her. Also, its her job to ask nice to you you fuck, soo it could be that and you caught some feels for nothing.

Backpage and $150.

>>36707605
This too.. has anyone actually fucked an escort to lose there virginity? how did it go?

>>36707575
>>36707596

You guys don't understand. You can't fake the way she laughed or the warmth in her voice. When she talked to me, she was happy.

As for the small talk, you're right. Now that I think about it, I gave myself a fantastic opening during the call for some natural, uncreepy small talk, but I didn't realize it at the time.

Still, what we had was good. We left each other wanting more, and it's a great feeling. What's more, I think she left me an opening, because I see that she stalked me on social networking too. Now I just have to be man enough to take her invitation...

>>36708218
if she friend request you on something why havent you accepted that shit yet, faggot? also, how tf do you know she was on your social media?

>>36708263
She didn't friend request me. It's LinkedIn, which tells you who views your profile. Everyone on the site knows that. So, when you view someone's profile, you're also saying "Hey, I'm interested, and I'm right here." In her case, there's an additional "Now show me you want me." In other words, she is inviting me to send her a friend request.

>>36708831
so then do it and stop being a faggot

>>36708218
Or maybe you're a delusional faggot that misinterprets basic friendliness for romantic desire because you've never gotten either in your entire life.

>>36709398
>basic friendliness or romantic desire
Forget about all that. There was mutual sexual interest between us.

As for your second point, you are just projecting, but because we are on /r9k/, you're partly right. Still, I disagree a little bit. There was a girl who definitely had romantically desired me. My experience with her is precisely why I am able to recognize the things that show that a girl is interested, and I was able to recognize those things today.

I only disagree a little bit, because this was a girl from when I was 12, so you might not count that, and I'm not always sure if I should either.

>>36709888
>from when I was 12
bruh abandon thread, just quit while you are ahead. there are no feels, you talked to a girl on the fucking phone for a few minutes. it's weird you even looked up her facebook.

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>>36709117
I-I can't. I am a faggot. If I pursue this, it will only end in quick, painful rejection. It would be unbearable. That's why my only option is to pretend I never noticed her and let her go.

>>36709929
>there are no feels
What about the last girl being from when I was 12 makes you so sure?

>you even looked up her facebook.
I didn't. It was LinkedIn, and it was after she looked me up, even though I didn't know that at the time.

>>36709929
he's either baiting or unironically too autistic for you to get through to him, desu