>Hi there handsome. Buy me a drink?

>>36707363
Why?
Seriously, why the hell would I buy you a drink? Do I look like a fucking charity?

>>36707404
This...Kinda getting a good idea now about women and men...

>>36707363
Who the fuck comes to bar without money to buy their own damn drink? Fucking freeloader.

>>36707404
And this is why youre a fucking virgin, anon
Jesus fucking hell

>>36707677
But I'm not a virgin.
Every women I've fucked(9) all approached me.
Probably because I'm not a thirsty fuck like 90 percent of men.

>>36707677
>woman asks you to buy her a drink
>her first impression of you is that you will shill out money for her
That's how you become a beta bux provider.

>>36707677
You can throw money at your bar whores for a quickie all you want, but you shouldn't consider someone a loser because they think it's retarded

>>36707363
If I'm so handsome, why don't you buy me a drink and we can get to know each other?

>>36707363
"I hope you like soda there, toots"

>>36707747
I can confirm that this works. Once flipped off a 10/10 broad at a bar because she was giving me a shitty look after she saw me looking at her.

She followed me around all night, she was shocked that someone wouldnt just spread his ass open for her and act like a bitch. She gave good head.

>>36707677
So he is supposed to pay for her in expectation / exchange for sex? Is that prostitution and sexism? you tell me,cunt.

>>36707404
>>36707492

Women. Women literally do this. I've hung out with a group of girls in college a few times and I'd watch as they go up to the bar, find the nearest dude looking at them and ask for a drink and be social with them for like five seconds and then completely ignore their existence after they get the free drinks.

They're such parasites and the drunker they get, the more inhibited the parasite behavior becomes.

This usually never happens. Most of the time girls don't say a word, don't even look at the man or know he's there, and he approaches and wants to buy her a drink.

>>36707677

Have you ever actually been in a bar? And talked to a girl there? Like I just said in the post above, they don't give a shit and will use the nearest sucker to get them a drink and then walk off.

It's a fool's game, even for the non-virgin uber player who knows what he's doing.

Plus it's a shittest. She's willing to see who's got the most money and who's willing to part with it the fastest. It's setting up beta providers.

>>36707363
What the fuck am I doing in a bar? I'd leave way before anyone had the chance to talk to me.

>>36707845
It's nature.

>>36707363
>Hello mam. Although you may be pretty, I will not by you a drink because I am loyal to my waifu.

>>36707363
>Give me five dollars and see what happens :-)

>>36707363

"Only if you buy me one ;)"

>>36707363

>What are you drinking?

t. Not an emotionally retarded loser

>>36707363
>Buy me a drink
I hope you like water, it's free
>casually sips on my seventh soda

>>36707363
I'm waiting for someone

>>36707957
>haha XD
>okkkkkay
>I'll buy youuuuuu
>WATER!!! XDDDDD
>Now what expensive alcoholic beverage are you buying me!? XDDDD

>>36707363
>Buy you a drink?
That's how people lose their kidneys.

>>36707363
I'm autistic enough where I'd probably say "I'd rather not"

imma take you home wit h me i go tmoney in da bank

I would really rather not. I'm afraid you'll think I roofied it or something and then you'll say something to get me in trouble.

fuck outta here roastie goy

>>36707363

Is that Emilia Clarke there?

>>36707846
This
So many girls I know are openly proud of the fact they "get all their drinks free" by leading on guys and finding beta providers at bars. It's completely manipulative

Guys shouldn't expect girls to fuck them because they buy girls drinks, but girls shouldn't accept drinks from guys they aren't willing to fuck

Sorry, I'm gay.
You like jazz?

>>36709409

>Guys shouldn't expect girls to fuck them because they buy girls drinks,

It's funny how everyone seems to agree with this, but

>but girls shouldn't accept drinks from guys they aren't willing to fuck

Everyone gets triggered by this. Showing how society caters to women being parasites, we're all that manipulated. When you compare it to other situations, a rational person can see the problem. Why sit here and provide things for FREE for people who don't give anything in return? We all know that's basically morally wrong so why do just let girls get away it?

I think if girls are going to accept the free gifts they actually morally obligate themselves to "put out" SOMETHING. It doesn't even have to be sex, but some kind of attention. A dance or some time to talk alone. But I see girls taking drinks from dudes they don't talk to and then getting drunk and rubbing their asses on Chads who didn't buy them anything or make even an attempt to talk to them.

It's just rewarding bad behavior all around.

>>36707363
*Smirk and walk away*

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>"Two waters for the lady and me"
>*pushes dollar bill to the bartender*
>"Make it an ice water"

>>36707901
This happened to me back when I was still naive. The group I was with mingled with another group and one of the girls got me to buy her a drink (hey everybody else was paired up, right??) then she left and sat with her friend with another guy

>>36707363
Nice lipstick you clown

Go away Dany, you're a Mary Sue

I hate to break this to you guys but women who hang out in bars all the time probably aren't classy wife material.

Of course they are manipulating drunks.

>>36707920
>its nature to spend artificial money on a women

I have fourteen cents.

>>36707363
yeah right, lady.
im not even drunk enough yet to buy you a fuckin gumball.
two more for me mr.bartender.
t. acloholic

>>36710620

What did you do then? I bet you did nothing, because I didn't do shit back then too and was naive. But now I'm misogynist and insane by normie social standards because I'll just speak my open mind if a the situation comes up. Like I openly enjoy trolling roasties in real life in these situations. But I avoid going to the bars now anyway.

I'm not gonna buy a girl a drink but if I did and she pulled that shit on me now I'd make it awkward as possible and make a huge temper tantrum shit fest about it to her. Just for my own amusement and gratification.

>>36707404
be careful what you say anon
the last time I was at a bar, this happened. Some girl walked up and asked me to buy her a $10 drink and I said "why?"
wrong answer. She slapped my ear so hard it blew out my eardrums and I still have an ear infection and it's not healed 3 weeks later.

She even made up some BS about me trying to grope her when I got mad, so I got banned from the bar

>>36711072

This post just made me kek.

>>36712290
you could just walk over and take your drink back saying that you paid for it

>>36712333

wait... i've read this story before and you never mentioned that detail about getting banned before

i don't trust you anon. despite your trips. but... trips. fuck

>>36707363
Why would I be in a bar?

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>>36707363
Sure babe. I hope you like chocolate.

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>>36712346
im glad my deasese of the mind and body amuses you.
to be honest with you. my best posts have been my most honest.

>>36712575
>it's warm
>been in your pocket for god knows how long.

>>36707363
>No, thanks.
Why do they come to bars without money bros? Are they stupid?

>>36707363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuG_jgEYWXM
Fuck off and show me your tits.

>>36707363
Just move on, we both know you only want some free booze from me before you ignore me forever. Let's save you the time and me the money.

How the hell did I wind up at a bar, anyway? Who the fuck dragged me out into a fucking social situation?

Handsome? Now I know this is a joke or freeloading. Where's your pack of giggling hyena gal pals to laugh at this manlet's attempt to be a real person?
Barkeep, another whiskey for me please.

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>>36712639
>making terrible lifestyle choices is considered a disease now

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>>36707363
>"With pleasure, m'lady."

>>36712878
>you not accepting it is a showing of where youre at as far as willingness to grow and create new neuro pathways and thought processes.
fucking end your life you ignorant weeb.

>>36712878
im serious kys. if you want to smug post better know what you posting about.

>>36708246
water with a lemon

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>>36707363
Sure. Come over here and I'll let you drink straight from the tap.

>>36707363
She's had her pussy destroyed by Jason Momoa and Jai Courtney, she only fucks alpha studs with big dicks

>>36712908
Where do I go to get roofied?

Barkeep, two rainwater with pure grain alcohol.

>>36713535
>no one will ever make this offer to you.

Something about a guy being super sexually forward gets me gushing. But it can't be pussy level sexual harassment. He has gotta actually whip his dick out like anon. Or grab my tit or something. Its probably because the confidence required to do that without worrying about going straight to jail is insane.

>>36707920
> This Is What Amerikids Actually Believe

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>>36708246
> Now what expensive alcoholic beverage are you buying me
Some PIVAS.

>>36707363
I would but if i had the money i'd buy myself one to make you look better.

>>36710492
if someone gives you something for free you arent obligated to give or do anything for that person. Stop being retarded because you hate women anon.

>>36707363
If I remember correctly, I'm supposed to say:

"No bitch, you buy me a drink"

And then you're halfway to suck my dick.

>>36713824

What is that stuff?

>>36713763
>Its probably because the confidence required to do that without worrying about going straight to jail is insane.
And also because most of the dudes who would do this are or have been in jail.

>>36712333
worth it anon. it's a small beta uprising. definitely worth it

>>36713763
Probably because you imagine some perfect chad doing it. Dumb whore

>>36714912
Cheap russian beer.

>>36707363
Objection, beautiful women do not hang out in bars.
That's because they can hook a 9/10 alpha chad even just sitting at home.

"Sure, but next round's on you."

>>36714912
Ruski beer AKA piss.

>>36707363
If I am so handsome, then you are out of my league.

>>36715817
>"Sure, but next round's on you."

Haha okay Anon.

>takes her drink back to her friends and never talks to you again

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>>36713824
Are those plastic bottles?

>>36715904
See, might've cost me a drink, but at least I know she's a disrespectful cunt before
I spend 50 bucks on her. Works every time.

>I go home and rethink wether life is even worth it.

>>36712333
You had it coming desu

>>36715927
You're still getting cucked. The trick is not to buy completely strange women in bars drinks at all.

>>36707846
Anger tier :
Andrew Ryan

>>36707363
>lol yeah sure but you buy me one first
>tfw it actually worked

>>36707363
2 Negroni's
If she has shit taste then I get 2 good cocktails

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>>36715621
this, roast gonna roast

>>36716032
Yeah, maybe I should've just sat down and wasted some of her time first.
If she doesn't leave when you won't immediatly buy her a drink there's a better chance.

>>36707492
She earns $2,000,000 per episode of GOT

>>36707363
Even though she'd clearly be using me that's still Emilia fucking Clarke. I don't care how slim my odds are. I'd buy her that drink and hope to high hell that she just wants to out her entire pussy in my mouth.

A man can dream, a man can dream.

>>36707363
I was in this situation once.

I went to bar once, I'm not drinker, just curious. She wasn't Emilia Clark-tier, but still pretty hot.

Told her "what for?" She was perplexed at first, but responded with something like "Don't you like buying drinks for the ladies?".

"What is the point of spending money on a stranger if it I don't get anything in return?"

"Well, we could talk?"

"Somehow I doubt, you have anything interesting to say"

She then called me a loser and a virgin and I in return told her "your clock is ticking bitch, in 10 years no one will buy you drink". Bartender threw both of us out.

>>36717342
I'm replying to your post so you're not the last in the thread. Nice story

>>36707846
A woman I once knew would go out without any money, bar her taxi fare home. She invariably had drinks all night, and often didn't even use the taxi money, as someone would pay for her.

>>36717342
>things that never happened
unoriginal

>>36716028
>'buy me some expensive thing'
>'why? I don't know you'
>*slap*
>this guy had it coming
how does the white male guilt taste fagboy?

>>36717342
"Muh holes"
parmeaseasn

>>36707363
what the fuck kind of fancy clubs do you guys go to? i've never seen this happen, places i go to everyone just gives everyone drinks because it's cool, girls always offer me their beer or whatever

>>36717342
>Bartender threw both of us out.
kek

>>36707363
>Not a chance baby, find another cow to milk

dude, its like $10. just buy her the drink and talk to her. if she's a vapid whore move on, least you got some social interaction and got to be next to a girl for a certain amount of time.

it's only $10 fucking dollars lol.

>>36719269
>just toss away money, she might not be a mooch
>it's only 10$ man, just throw it away
Or i could not throw money away to feed some mooching bitches alcohol addiction?

>>36719290
or you could just not exist anymore since you're searching for random excuses?

>>36719269
Do you play lotteries my friend?

>>36719305
Or you could work for your own money instead of mooching off of some losers at bar?

Feminism made you equal, now enjoy the working grind of 9-5 to pay for your own shit

>>36719269
>only $10
Fucking Americans.

>>36719269
This except a drink isn't $10 for me. It's literally just one drink, and you virgins always complain that you can't get laid. Maybe it'll turn out that she's a virgin just like you.

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>>36707363
Hi there whore. Buy me a drink?

>>36719413
>female
>virgin
>in a bar

Pick two, faggot.

>>36719427
not him, but dude that's some impressive reading comprehention

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I'm broke. I'll share one with you? N-no?...Oh...you were going to share with h-him..o-oh...okay..

>>36719413
>since the amount of money you're throwing away is not vast you should do it
The drink never made the difference, the girl already decided within the first 10 seconds of seeing the guy if she is going to bang the guy or not, girls just use losers for free drinks and if you're buying you're a pendejo

>>36707363
> "ha, sure thing. But you're gonna have to earn it"
> walk away

>>36707363
>be me
>go to a bar with my friend
>sitting, chilling, drinking beer
>suddenly two girls appear at our table and starts berating my friend and me for looking like someone they know
>idk if they are serious or not, they seem a bit drunk
>whatever we go along with it, they sit down at our table, have a bit of a chat
>suddenly my friend asks what they'd like to drink
>ohshitnigger what did you just do
>one of them tells my friend what she wants while the other says she wants nothing
>eventually she is convinced by her friend
>my friend buys one of them a drink while i buy one for the other
>we sit back down, they quickly drink theirs and make an excuse to leave to the toilet or have a smoke or something i can't remember
>mfw they never returned and we couldn't find them again
Thanks dude

>>36707363
'Cool story babe'

>>36719290

are you a jew? no one cares about spending money if you get something out of it. if a 8/10 girl asked me to buy her a drink in a nice bar and we talked for a little bit whilst we drank it i'd be happy about that.

maybe, try not being a jew, or poor.

>>36707839
Is there anything sadder than Chad's bragging on a robot forum?

>>36707363
Bitch you get like 2 mil per episode, I ain't paying shit.

>>36719479
>since I have this preconceived notion of women formulated mostly by internet memes I won't even try to start a conversation with one who very well might be interested in me
simply epic

The real powerplay here is to respond with "Why don't you buy me one first?"
Worst case scenario she fucks off, best case scenario you get a free drink

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>>36719352
award for most irrelevant, off base response goes to you, congrats brother.

>>36717342
>threw both of us out

now that's equality

>>36719158

t. pussy

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>>36707363
No, I only buy drinks for people I know.

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>this woman will never EVER EVER NEVER EVER sit on your face, stroke your cock and let you call her mommy
JDIMSA in my sleep already

>order the cheapest shit available
>slide it across the bar
>have it slide past her and onto the floor
>finish my drink and leave the bar
Psh.. nothin personnel