What's it like to tongue a butthole??

>>36707143
Buy some salmon paste and spread it on a bagel, eat it while smoking a cigarette, and it's the same taste.

Salty milk coins coated in BRAAAAAPs

>>36707143
When I did it horny took over my senses. I became one with the b-hole then fucked her like an object.

Exactly like you'd imagine it - my girl was showered, though.

i accidently did it one time. i dont remember much
after that. sometimes i wake up screaming

meh

it's hot because it's taboo but that's about it. if she's clean it doesn't taste like anything, but i'm not gonna do it anymore because i don't want to get some kind of horrible stomach infection

>tfw it's been 2 years since i tounged a b

>>36707143
I did it twice, once on "accident" and once where I convinced her in the shower.
First time it tasted like metallic and earwax, in the shower it tasted like nothing and I was really pushing my tongue. I converted my gf to ass eating, hopefully it's a gateway to anal.

>>36707143
Lotta fun. Really hot, really taboo. Feels like you've really conquered a woman when you're licking her butthole. Only do it after she takes a shower though, don't be a fucking degenerate.

Who else /loves male and female butts and would eat out both/ here?

>>36708147
Not me, you filthy animal!

>>36708147
no, women make me sick and it's a scientifically proven fact that they have worse smelling butts than males

>>36707186
Do you write? Good lord that's a hilarious description.

>>36707143
It seems like it would be submissive, but there's something inherently dominant about it. Guys are obviously going to be more interested in it at first than women, and making her do something she's not sure about at first but comes to enjoy is hot as fuck. Tastes like sweat.

Heaven is being tongue deep in a girl's asshole with two big, soft asscheeks pressing against your face. Take it from me.

>>36708374
heaven is without sin

Is it gayer to get fucked in the ass or to fuck another guy in the ass?

Serous question

>>36708591
Definitely getting fucked in the ass. It's the ultimate submissive act for a guy. More submissive = more gay.

>>36708500
Show me in the bible where it says you can't eat ass.

>>36708660
you don't need to get a boner in order to get buttfucked
who's the gay one really? obviously it's the one who literally gets hard looking at other males

>>36707469
kekamaroni

>>36707143
like a flesh flavored balloon knot.

>>36708699
This


Bloxgghfdhoreganp

>>36708679
>Show me in the bible where it says you can't eat ass.
Kek

>>36708679
I imagine if you have sex in heaven the sex is infinitely batter than ever eating ass or indulging in anything that would qualify as sin, whether eating ass is sin or not