So what exactly happens when you call the suicide hotline?

Some normie talks to you and tells you to b urself but if it really seems like you're gonna an hero they'll keep you on the line long enough for the cops to come arrest you and drag you to the looney bin for the low low price of 60k/week to watch spongebob and eat hospital food

>>36701722
there's an hbo documentary about it cant recall the name

>>36701722
They find out why you're depressed and solve your problems for you. If you're homeless, they'll give you the address to a cheap apartment complex. If you're unemployed, they'll give you the address of a temp agency that guarantees employment. If you're just lonely and need to talk because everyone else avoids you and ghosts you, they'll listen to you patiently and validate your existence.

Hahaaha just kidding, you may as well just off yourself and give the normal healthy non-disabled tall dark and handsome people more space and air and resources without you fucking everything up, you goddamn retard. Please kill yourself.

>>36701722
They call you a stupid faggot

>>36701863
Kek

Could you be sued if they kill thenselves immediatly?

>>36701722
I legitimately used to think that suicide hotlines would encourage you to kill yourself when I was younger. I always wondered why they were still legal.

You are indirectly admitting that you don't really want to kill yourself and just want to feel special or something. In which case you should go ride a camel with a tribe of nomades in the sahara or something, seeing as living where you live and doing what you do didn't quite work out

>>36702019
i can see why you'd think that . suicide hotlines