What would happen to him if he said this?

His now would grow after he said it

>>36699228
alright, I'll bite on this old-ass question

As shown in the movie, there is a slight delay between a lie being told and his nose growing, meaning that when he says "my nose will grow now" his nose doesn't immediately grow
rather, after a few seconds, it will grow, because his nose didn't immediately grow as he said, making it a lie

so the answer is, he is lying, because his nose can't grow fast enough to prove him right, but once it grows, it will shrink back, because he would have told a truth at that point, thus ending the loop

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>>36699407
>As shown in the movie
>mfw Ameridiots only know Pinocchio from the Disney movie

>>36699635
I mean, I read it as a child and watched it, but I figured an animation was the best reference

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>>36699228
some things are neither lies nor the truth you baka motherfucker.

Does his grow nose when he says hello? No. It's just a statement.

If Pinnochio believes his nose will grow by saying:"my nose will grow now", then he is not telling a lie. If however he believes that his nose will not grow, then he is clearly telling a lie and his nose will grow.
If Pinnochio is uncertain about what will happen, then he also telling a lie, since he speaks with certaincy that his nose will grow.
>>36699741
The statement:"my nose will grow now", is either true or false.

>>36700485
actually mister it's a purposeful paradox and then therefore neither true nor false you baka motherfucker

>>36700535
There is no such thing as a paradox, only flawed reasoning. In this case, Pinnochio's nose will either grow or it will remain the same length.

>>36699228
The universe will explode

>>36700754
>being this baka

>>36700786
Blackholes nigga. U cant divide by zero

>>36700754
>no such thing as a paradox
"I am nobody"
Explain the 'flawed reasoning' in this paradox.

>>36699228
Nothing.

He can still be wrong. He's not lying if he's wrong.

>>36700801
>anime shit.

Inb4 anime board.

>>36700824
You are somebody, therefore your statement is simply false.

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>>36700847
baka pls