BRAAAAAAPPPPPPPttthhhhhhhh

>>36698981
never gets old
*snife*

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>>36698981
God I love braphogs I used to brappost for fun but now i've actually gotten girls to fart on my dick and I become diamonds every time the girl i'm seeing lets one rip what the fuck is happening to me

>>36700029
How did you do it? Have any stories. Please, I must know.

>>36700029
How did you find your own brapcows?

>>36698981
Has anyone got the copypasta of the detailed sniffing regime?

>>36700338
Ruggarell saw white ass and clicked on this thread immediately. Smh

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>>36700320
What would you like to know?
>>36700347
I knew one from college, one I met on 4chan. The college one has a huge ass and a small waist kind of like pic related. 4chan girl is a titcow with pale F's, tiny pink nipples and a matching slamcushion. She's also very gassy.

>>36700516

Ideal body type. I'm envious, anon.

Of course virgins will migrate from /fit/ to here.

>>36698981

hm... really makes you stink...

>>36700515
Nothing wrong with that. You like what you like. You'd bow down just for a tatse of that pink lemonade.

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>Watching fart porn
>Girl is talking too much, but I can deal with it
>She mentions she's a vegetarian
>Close tab

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>>36700516
I'm very curious about the 4chan one. What is she like? Can we get a picture? How's the sex? How did you get her to start braaaping. And of course, what do the braps smell like?

>>36700516
So does she fart every time you thrust when you're hitting it doggy?

>>36700516
So does she fart every time you thrust when you're hitting it doggy?

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>>36701600
>Can we get a picture?
She browses /r9k/ very occasionally so I'm not posting a pic for obvious reasons. This is about as close as a random girl from my fap folder gets to her if you'd like something to visualize.

>What is she like? How's the sex?
Very shy, very quiet, used to wear baggy clothes to hide her assets because she was scared of being singled out. Nerdy interests, but pretty awful at most vidya when compared to half competent guys, gets frutstrated at this often. Huge slut when horny and up for anything from public play to intense humiliation and pain - pretty much what r9k will tell you girls are "into" or "good for".

>How did you get her to start braaaping.
The first time it happened I had her bent over the couch after getting her worked up all day while we were travelling from a trip. She'd apparently held in her gas for hours, and I never gave her a chance to get somewhere private to let off the pressure between her own horniness and mine. She let out on of the loudest fucking farts I'd heard from a girl till then, right as I was hilted inside her achingly tight pussy - I could feel it push against my pubic bone, but it was odorless. She turned a hundred shades of red and looked at me as if she was about to cry, but I just burst out laughing, kept fucking her and kissed her deeply all in quick succession - she got the message that I found it funny and since then she'd just fart near me a lot more often, also when spooning her in bed or during sex. Somewhere down the line that turned into me unironically getting hardons from it and she's been violated various times just by instigating a brap-fueled boner during a cuddling session.

>what do the braps smell like?
Whatever you want them to smell like.
There's no set answer to this since it depends on diet among a host of things, sometimes they don't smell at all and sometimes they smell absolutely awful, just like your own. Being into the girl makes it less offensive, much like your own.

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>>36702235
Not every time but it does happen. Spooning is my favourite way to "enjoy" it.

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>>36702235
>>36702236
HAOH DID THIS HAPPN

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>>36703985
You're a fartwizard

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>>36702324
Probably the most honest post on braps I've ever seen. All the best to the two of you.

>tfw 35 v and no braphog of my own
I'm still not entirely sure they actually fart.

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>>36704782
Thanks man, I hope it works out for you. They're out there puttering away, just gotta be lucky enough to run into one.

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BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

Sorry, anon. I hope it doesn't stink.

>>36702324
Damn, that sounds heavenly. I'm mad jelly. Can I get a painfully detailed greentext about a brap fueled time so I can live vicariously through you?

>>36698981
Wow mom you're thick!

>big white slutty milf ass
is there anything better?

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>>36705125
I've just finished working out so I'll be taking a shower before settling into my shitposting chair - i'll see what I can do in the way of greentexts if the thread is still alive by then.

Don't expect any literary work of art though, I'm just an anon who laughs at and gets hard from braphogs, while being lucky enough to get with one.

>>36702324
where the fuck are you supposed to find thicc, pale, qt girls

>>36705624
What stats and routine are ideal for acquiring a braphog? I'm at 10% bf and can bench around 175 and I'm not sure that's what they're looking for.

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>>36705804
I'd imagine GOMAD works.
The girl should be good and gassy after a day or two.

>>36705804
I could give you some typical normalfag advice like telling you to get hobbies or go to a bar, but that's a mixed bag of being lucky enough to meet a single qt in the hobby you happened to enjoy, or settling for a barslut that may or may not have stds and could just end up shitting all over your bed instead of brapping seductively. At the end of the day you just need to be lucky. Being handsome, funny, charismatic, wealthy or at the right place during the right time are all major factors that you can influence or compensate to -some- extent, kind of like equipping decent gear if you're trying to achieve something in a video game, but there's no fair and obvious solution to it.

>>36705810
My bench is only slightly higher at 200, winter has left me further over 10% than I'd like. I'm currently on a brosplit but I might switch to a stronglift-ish routine for a while to get my shit back on track.

>>36705125
So for context I'm personally a huge sucker for morning sex, and one of the things that comes with that is that it's not uncommon to have some bottled up air in the mornings. I've been woken up by the sounds of a certain braphog sleepily farting next to me before.

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>>36707230
>wake up with 4chan girl's huge ass firmly pressed against my lower back, hear her still snoring softly
>carefully turn around to spoon her, lower myself a bit to properly fit my crotch against the back of hers
>start playing with her hair and softly pet one of her massive tits with my free hand
>enjoy the moment for a good while, untill she begins to stir
>lower my hand from her tit to her tummy to pull her toward me and kiss her good morning
>as I do this I feel her abs flex and she makes a little sound that I can only describe as how you image that hentai chick when she says "hngg <3"
>lets loose a massive fart all over my untill that time still soft dick while softly cooing "good morning"
>instantly become hard as titanium, dick feels like somebody injected it with viagra concentrate
>body goes on autopilot
>spit on my dick, lift up her milky thigh and hilt her in one clean thrust from the side, she's surprised at how she went from zero to getting her cunt destroyed in seconds but she's into rough and spontaneous sex, so she's screaming for harder and faster almost as quickly as her morning gift got me hard.
>get a few more braps out of her while stirring up her insides, she's lost all semblence of modesty shortly after I did and just keeps trying to back into me harder and deeper
>paint her insides with a load that I felt coming from the tips of my toes
>spoon a bit while still hilted in her, she looks at me like a dazed mess and I just stare back into her eyes and smile
>pull out, grab some towels to clean up her pussy, mentions she feels like a waterfall the moment she shifted to sit upright
>does the pushing cum out of her pussy thing that you'll sometimes see in creampie vids, lets out some tiny braps mixed with queefs while pushing out a load that seemed to last forever
>kiss her and tell her to get dressed, treat her to breakfast at a nearby cafe for being such a good girl for me

>>36706945
That's gonna be some smelly fucking braps though.

>>36706945
Does this work for sheer volume? I love farting, but I never do it often enough. I envy those with braphogs, but until I find one of my own, I'll have to make due with my own brand.

>>36707813
if you want volume you want a lot of fiber

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>tfw no friend/bf to talk about braps with

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>>36708732
What would you want to talk about anon? We're all hog enthusiasts here.

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>>36708784
I'm desperate for a farty fapping friend.

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>>36708843
I'm not really sure how that'd work - are you looking for erp or do you just want to share images and stuff?

>>36698981
Can someone post the BRAAAAPPPPP vocaroo? I need it for a friend

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>>36708929
Nothing as serious as erp, but I like flirting and sharing images or discussing fantasies.It's not for everyone.

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>>36709028
What kind of fantasies? Are you the giver or the reciever of the braaaapppptftftf?

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>>36709059
Both! I'm completely obsessed.

>>36709145
Ever experienced the real thing?

>>36708595
Anything specific? I can be a pretty picky eater

>>36700831
brapp is a /tv/ meme

>>36709282
beans will do pretty well

>>36709659
Braphog is the new thinking man's choice

>>36698981
how are you even suppose to put it in?

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BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPpppffffftttttttttt
Whoops sorry anon didn't mean to fart before sex haha

>>36707267
Noice m8. Maybe this will become a normie meme one day. I mean, /fit/ already got THICC to be born out of high test, so fingers crossed.

>>36711588
wtf am i looking at dear god

>>36708987
Here you go anon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc