Average female with no boyfriend experience, what am I doing wrong?

It would be more productive and obvious to just ask the guys you are flirting with what you're doing wrong.

But this is a made up story by a faggot anyway

>>36697539
>>>/adv/
orgnal comment is original

How's your skin?

>I tried flirting with shy and robot type of guys but they seem so scared of me for some reason.
If you're noticeably hotter than them, they might think it's a prank or something.

Post photo with eyes censored (and tits for good measure and entertainment), otherwise we can't if it's a physical feature that's wrong.

>>36697553
It's not made up. I don't live in America so a girl asking a guy why he isn't intrsted isn't normal/acceptable here.

File: reality.gif (1MB, 245x245px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 245x245px

>>36697539
What's your dealio, do you have trouble talking to guys op? If not just ask for a guys number at a random coffee shop

Post a picture of your cunt with a timestamp and I give you some advices

>>36697622
It's not normal/acceptable here either. You think robots give a fuck about those rules?

The only part you addressed was my accusation that your post was made, you didn't address my actual advice. More proof that you're an idiot or just bullshitting

>>36697539
>I tried flirting with shy and robot type of guys but they seem so scared of me for some reason.
Greentext of those situations. Maybe you come too intense.

File: 1846836583645.jpg (159KB, 990x672px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 990x672px

>>36697539
>>36697622
>I don't live in America
Okay be my europe gf. I can be your bf.

tits or gtfo you stupid ass bitch

>>36697539
Please flirt with me and I'll love you forever.

File: 1490820612464.png (304KB, 550x520px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 550x520px

>>36697539
Your looks aren't what matter. If you're average-looking and having trouble--the problem lies elsewhere.

>>36697622
where are you from?you seem like everything i'm seaching for in a girl. Also how old

>>36697625
I live in Turkey(its a muslim country) stuff like that isn't normal or acceptable, you will get made fun of if you ask a guy out. I can talk to guys but they aren't responsive.

>>36697625
I live in Turkey(its a muslim country) stuff like that isn't normal or acceptable, you will get made fun of if you ask a guy out. I can talk to guys but they aren't responsive.
>>36697652
I just asked him for help, nothing too instense, he failed to do what I told. I tried opening small chit chat but he took out his phone and ignored me.
>>36697620
My skin is fine, no pimples but my nose is a little bit crooked. People don't say it is when I ask them though.

>>36697781
Turkey?
Did I talk to you from Omegle?

>>36697781
>I live in Turkey(its a muslim country) stuff like that isn't normal or acceptable
Yet all the guys from Turkey, asks girls non stop in my country.

>>36697798
I said guys ask girls out and you said te same thing, did you mistype?
>>36697792
I don't think so, I don't use Omegle because there are so many bots.
>>36697683
I don't smoke or drink, those are what people around me do so maybe that's why? My mother was an alchololic and had depression, I don't want to end up like her.

OP are you a virgin?
question

File: Ed-Boy3.jpg (48KB, 496x663px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 496x663px

>>36697781
its ok i'm sure you'll be able to get a syrian refugee bf

>>36697869
I am but staying a virgin until you marry is something most women do in Turkey. Some men even kill their wives if they finf out they aren't virgins.

File: 1490407018751.jpg (14KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 225x225px

>>36697900
wtf i love turkey now? do you cook a mean kebab?

>>36697853
>>36697900
I dont know why guys in Turkey of all places wouldnt ask you out if you really are what you present yourself as. Maybe you're ugly but dont see it?

REMOVE KEBAB

I wouldn't date you even if we were the last people on the world.
Turks are awful.

>>36697960
I don't know, I don't aim for Chad's either. Like I said, my nose is a bit crooked and I have undereye darkness, though most people say it's not noticable.
I am not very feminine rhough, I usually wear T-shirts and jeans, I also don't do makeup so maybe that's why?

>>36697640

Wow, so much action here.

Well done, Anon!

>>36697639
Never mind. Keep the picture of your falafel to yourself, disgusting roach

>>36697539
It's cuz when guys look at your face they want to throw up. Also tits or gtfo you ugly whore

You can come to Austria (lots of Turkroaches here anyways) and be my hijab qt girlfriend.

In which city do you live?

>>36697539
Just ask your parents for a boyfriend. Maybe they have to spend a few goats

>>36698003
Well I dont know what you look like so I cant say for sure, but using makeup and wearing something cute that grabs attention without being slutty wouldn't be bad. When males are expected to come to you, then you need to bait them in.
>tfw no qt turk GF

>>36698056
+I would pay your travel expenses obviously.
It would be magical, until your family shows up, brutally murders me and throws acid into your face.

>>36698056
Und ihr verdammten schluchtenscheisser nennt uns cucks.

>>36697781
I'm greek, will you be my qt turkish gf
seriously

>>36697539
>I tried flirting with shy and robot type of guys but they seem so scared of me for some reason.
Deep down robots know that dating requires hard work and it's just too much for us.

>>36698040
>>36698048
>>36698070
>>36698070
I feel like this is someone with 4chan pass trying to use the no captcha and post time to say he isn't samefagging.
If that's so then you really are pathetic, do you think I wanted to be born in Turkey? I am not saying I want to be American but you have no right to say such things about where I was born.
>>36698118
I thought you guys wanted to date since I saw so many huys saying they wanted to cuddle or have a gf etc.

>>36698099
There is a difference between importing hijab qts and highly aggressive nigger bulls from Africa.

I onetime met a Turkish girl online, fell in love to her, and for a time she too thought and hoped that we could one day meet, maybe even marry.

Then she changed her mind, partly due to that it would take too long for us to meet,her family would not accept me, and probably other excuses aswell.
Maybe she was a slut, she didn't tell me for a while that she had quite a few 'close guy friends', that there was a guy who told her he loved her but who he denied.

Oh well, you probably should wait for a while longer and hang out with guys more, like the turkish girl I knew, you'll have sausages flying to your face in no time. Time to become a normie dude.

Your first mistake was going after shy guys

Pro tip; if they are anything like the guys here, they won't make a move.

Also, be sure the guy is actually someone mentally prepared for a relationship. Some guys never get there.

Join some clubs and go to them. Like Zumba, language learning club, anything.

Before you can find a lover, you need to find friends. Being friends with a guy before you date him is the best advice I can give you for a long lasting relationship. I've had two one years and I'm currently dating the same guy for three years.

They all started out as good friends I met outside doing stuff.

Hope that helps any

I am from Istanbul zeytinburnu,21 yo old fag cyborg here.

>>36698040
Some roaches look like french/italian/spanish etc. women, some are pretty good looking.

>>36698241
I go to art club but there's only one dude there and he is openly gay, which clubs should I try? I want to learn German and get better at English, any clubs would be fine though.

>>36698247
Where do u live,I am not Chad but can give some tactics,are u from esangeles.

>>36698297
Then do that! You should be doing things you like and meet guys who have things in common.

If it doesn't exist, make a German learning club

>>36698241
>Being friends with a guy before you date him is the best advice I can give you
Nothing guys love more than the good old friendzone.

>>36698292
>french/italian/spanish
So like none whites?

>>36698297
There are no art clubs in Turkey,either op is fag or an attention whore^^

>>36697539
>I tried flirting with shy and robot type of guys but they seem so scared of me for some reason.

What are you considering flirting there, just bodytalk and eyecontact? We can't read that worth shit as a rule, noones every bothered with giving the shy ones the manual.

>>36698297
So, not interested in coming to Austria for an arranged marriage kind of deal?
In that case I'll leave you to the Germancuck (>>36698099).

>>36697539
>femonanon thread
>asking about boyfriends
Oh great, here we go to the 300 reply mark. Saged

Wouldn't you get stoned for browsing 4chan in allahakbarstan? Or get acid thrown in your face?

>>36698318
whiter than monobrowned kurdish women in the eastern countryside of the city of Van, aka Turkish ghetto

>>36698349
Cockroach again,god damn it is same in every board.

>>36697781
>turkey

Turkish men fuck goats, that's your problem. All muslim men have repressed gay or bestiality urges

>>36698349
>>36698377
Thats why I browse chans where advertising as female is a bannable offense.
Instead we have traps.

>>36697539
>I tried flirting with shy and robot type of guys but they seem so scared of me for some reason.
No shit, shy guys are shy because whenever they mistake friendliness for flirting (and let's be honest, you weren't flirting with them, you were simply being nice to them,) roasties have blown them the fuck out. Why do you think they have no courage to ask you out? Because they've burned their hands in the past, that's why. You literally need to ask them out on a date yourself; being nice to them won't be enough.

>>36698309
I'm from Ankara btw.

>>36698331
There are many, this drawing was one I made in them, you have probably never been to Turkey.
>>36698349
Go ahead and try to get attention back at yourself, why don't you make a thread yourself?

(I am judging hate comments are from overweight girls and sexually frustrated weebs who have nothing else but pick on people and ignore them.)

File: image.jpg (58KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 657x527px

>kebab
>wants to learn german
Are you troll or did memes come true?

>>36698393
It is better than getting a damn waifu or plastic doll in eu.That is how society is everywhre u gotta repress shit.

>>36698317
Would you rather date someone you don't know and leave them heart broken a week later?

>>36698411
C A N K A Y A

orijinal koment

>>36698363
Why are turks always shitting on kurds? For fuck sake your both sandniggers and look the same. You're not better than them or they better than you

>>36698359
Some parts, some people in Turkey are your stereotypical, feminists, homosexual supporters, refuggees :DD welcome.
The other side is either Wolf-fuckers or Erdogan cocksuckers, both are better than the other mentioned party.

>>36698438
I'd rather not feel like a shoulder to lean on in between flirting and fucking with chads. Women show you no respect in the friendzone and hoping it leads anywhere is a long shot.

>>36698419
Goat fucking isn't better than anything. Sure we have degenerates in the west, but bestiality and pedophilia is pretty normalized in sandnigger countries, way beyond anything whites could ever imagine.

>>36698460
It is just cultural racism thing or something.
Like how estonians diss on russians in Estonia.

>>36697539
Nice painting OP. Can you draw mohammed as this good too?

>>36698460
Op here, I don't think I am better or worse then kurds. Some people hate them but most of them are okay, the ones who hate them are really vocal about it though.

>>36698460
Not a Turk but it's a spectrum. Istanbul Turks are civilized and no much different from other slightly browned people like Greeks or South Italians. Kurds and rural Turks is what you would associate with "typisch Kanakenpack".

I'd fuck you if your drawing didn't suck so much

>>36698411
9 out of 10 ppl in angara are retards,kizim sevgili yapma git almanca filan ogren kendini gelistir btw,kimsenin ihtiyaci yok sevgiliye,bagimli biri olup mal gibi evlenp sikisip uyumak istiyorsan o senin sorunun ,are u studying or workng?

>>36698438
Did I say fuck with someone while you are courting? No, take your insecurities and shhhh

>>36698297
Note to self, join art club as only competition is a gay guy.

>>36697622
where are you from? i'm european woul you be my gf?

>>36698056
I bet you voted for Van der Bellend

>>36698561
THERE ARE NO FUCKING ART CLUBS IN ANKARA,THERE ARE COWS ARE AUTISTS,btw i am kurd

File: IMG-20170124-WA0050.jpg (157KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 720x1280px

what average roach looks like btw

>>36698473
I replied to my comment not yours sorry

Feel free to call me an idiot for that

>>36698535
Care to point any major mistakes? I've been trying to get it better, I know I should shade darker but anything else?
>>36698547
Studying daha, mimari istiyorum. Bunlar niye bu kadar turk dusmani???
>>36698561
Even if you aren't that great girls will be amazed that you have a hobby.

>>36698616
Please don't act like someone you are not, a kurdish person would never announce it like that, they aren't what you think they are.
Also why don't you google art courses in ankara? Even goverment has some free courses.
>>36698619
They at least have friends and go out unlike you, if you are that handsome/pretty than post a picture.

>>36698626
Hic turk yokki o kadar kotu olmadimizi anlatsin kekolara,daha veletsin sen,siktir git okula gir once sevgiliyle fln ugrascana,ama crush'in varsa taktik verirm whatsapp'tn

>>36698692
I'm not the op dude.

I'm from germany.
You wanna come here and be my gf?
I-it's almost like turkey already...

>>36698605
No, Hofer goes in ALL fields.

>>36698692
I am from mardin dipshit :D no kidding,why would i tell lie about being kurd lol

>>36698626
>Even if you aren't that great girls will be amazed that you have a hobby.
Wait, it is considered that amazing that a man have a hobby? I am a renaissance man! I play video games, I eat food, and I watch plenty of porn. I also listen to a lot of emo music, write poems about hating humanity, and play with my collection of Star Wars figurines. I have my own Let's Play channel, sing horribly in the shower, and draw horrible MS Paint pictures. Yet I always considered females to be pretty repulsed by all that. So you are saying there is hope?

>>36698783
Then write a kurdish sentence, you seem like an underaged kid trying to troll and make fun of others because of their race.
>>36698791
I meant artistic hobbies or attractive hobbies such as singing, playing an instrument, cooking etc. Most firls don't like guys who game a lot though. (I am personally fine with that as long as they are clean and not fat from not moving.)

Erkek arkadasi edinmek ne kadar zor olabilir? Tek yapman penisi olan bir humanoide selam vermek ve yakinlasmak. Cidden, sadece bu kadar.

Ayrica
>i'm a girl btw xddd
Siktir git ilgiorospusu.

>>36698460
The thing is, Turkish isn't an ethnicity. It's a nationality. Shouldn't be this hard to grasp after spending some time, being exposed to all kinds of people on chong or any other media/place on interwebz tbqh senpai. Problem is wholly cultural. Disregard the WE WUZ KHANZ N SHIEET shitposting though.

>>36698530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81_-ADpsxdU

>>36698692
What art thou makest little girl,are u playing ney and take course from mevlana.Art courses are not considered as art clubs,why do u even consider urself robot u more like tumblr chick.

Look, all that description bullshit doesn't mean shit to us, we don't work that way. We need a pic, at least a body pic without a face.

The question basically is whether you're hot, cute, or not. If you are, then we might try to get to the bottom of the mystery. If you're not, there is no mystery.

>>36698896
This.

Memis ya da gidis.

>>36698840
Attractive hobbies? Well, unless singing in the shower is considered attractive, I am doomed.

Wait, why don't girls like guys that game a lot as long as they take care of themselves? Don't most girls spend most of their time watching Netflix or on their phones? Thus, if the male stares at a screen, why is that wrong?

As for me, I am pretty fat. I drink a lot of soda and have a beer belly. I just hate juices and get canker sores if I drink water. Needless to say, I am what many would consider undesirable.

Amk gerizekalisi kurt olan biri kurtum demez diyo,redditten mi tumblr dan mi geldin ,sen bu kafayla trap bile bulamazsin.Sikik ankarada okuma bilen bile zor oldugu icin ing yazan kurd sasirtmis seni barzo.

>>36698896
Feet or pussy

File: ScUtenaTeaOpen.jpg (24KB, 310x233px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 310x233px

>>36698934
Dedi bunu facebook kackini altyas.

>>36697539
Robot bfs do not respond to flirting. I was like that once, nothing you do can fix it.
You have to settle for some Chad douchebag or be REALLY direct with the robot bfs.

>>36698934
stop exploding and fucking goats

>>36698972
This. I don't even know what flirting is like, nobody really explained that to me. How do you do it without being overt? "I want to stroke your shaft" is pretty much all I got for what I imagine a flirt would go like. Maybe people are flirting with me and I don't even know it.

>>36698968
Ya git hentai izle /b den geldim buraya,Omg i started to hate my ownrace for being degenerate scums.

>>36698626
>major mistakes

Instead of smudging your shadows, do hatching. Try to move the pencil along the shape of whatever you're drawing. If you Google image it, you'll understand what i mean

To make your shadows darker, first make a midtone all over the figure you're drawing. Then work your way towards lighter and darker. It's easier than working from completely white paper

Stupid bait thread that is fueled by false hope. It would have been nice to go to Schwechat, collect gf at the airport, bring her to the nice hotel I booked for her, do romantic stuff the next morning and smash the virginity out of her.

>>36697539
21 old fag again from the enlightened city of Turkey,this girl is probably 17-18 yo,who needs to study and get into a nice university and get out of that shithole,So topic is closed,she does not need any advice on bf,u wizards gtfo and fck ur hand,this retard chck needs to go to college or she will be a stripper soon,if she fails the ultimate highschool exam.

File: 2e7680154310d21844061dd8e90023cf.jpg (86KB, 685x960px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 685x960px

>>36697539
I know that feel, I have the same problem with girls. I'm 5'11", brown hair, blue eyes, light clean complexion, symmetrical face with a couple nice features & as a decent weight. I can't even attract a 4/10. I think it's just autism DESU or we would have a GF or BF. Lets help each other out OP.

>>36698003
>undereye darkness
Pretty cute if you ask me

>>36699024
Yeah, well it's complicated when you aren't emotionally smart.
From my firsthand experience as a total sperg, I can tell you that I do notice subtle hints like standing next to me, laughing at my jokes, etc.
I was just too autistic and doubtful to ever do something about them. I don't know, maybe try making *all* the advances.
Which means inviting him to activities, cuddling up to him, eventually kissing him. That's how my girlfriend got me back when I was a total sperg.
I got out of my shell only after.

Requires a lot of courage though, I wouldn't blame you if you settled for an easier boyfriend.

File: 1395644552299.jpg (108KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 400x400px

>>36699131
Well if you look like Stallone it's no wonder

>>36699024
Eh you're emotionally retarded.
I don't know what to do about that.

Are you still here, OP

blox

U all are disgusting u all sound like redditters when u try to hit on a chick

File: IMG_0134.jpg (880KB, 2592x1936px) Image search: [Google]

880KB, 2592x1936px

>>36699238
I am here, btw here is the feet(I don't have pretty foot but I am shaved and I think you can tell by my legs that I'm female?)

I will ignore all turkish hate comments because at this point I am tired of people using that to make themselves better.

>>36699151
>People stay close to you
>People laugh at your jokes
Guys, take note, apparently if the female is nearby and laughs she actually wants to bone you.

>>36699024
That's cute. Be my gf and let's flirt awkwardly

>>36698859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-2NO7b-dtU

>>36697900
Im so fucking jealous of you turks, our women are whores. I'm a 20 year old virgin male and literally fear that I wont be able to start a family later on because of this. I want a clean wife.

File: giphy.gif (490KB, 500x270px) Image search: [Google]

490KB, 500x270px

>>36697539
>I tried flirting with shy and robot type of guys but they seem so scared of me for some reason.

don't mind me just wanted to thank op for throwing shy guy types a bone.

>>36699280
>Guys, take note, apparently if the female is nearby and laughs she actually wants to bone you.
awwww shieeeet, I missed so much pussy in my life. Fuck me, I'm thinking of all the gang bangs we could've had, sometimes girls laughed at jokes from like 3 or 4 guys in a night.

>>36699280
Well, maybe I'm just anxious, not socially retarded, but I can definitely tell the difference.

File: chechnya_hijab_rian_02939799_b.jpg (116KB, 1060x720px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 1060x720px

>>36699272
Can you look like a red folk dress Chechnyan hijab qt? That's my fetish.

>>36699272
Have some honour u bitch ,I am disgusted for being a Turk,REAL TURKS ARE MORAL PPL NOT A BITCH LIKE U.WE ARE NOT DEGENERATED LIKE EU OR AMK FAGz.DO NOT DELIVER UR SHITTY BODY TO THESE NON LIFE tumblr normies,MOST OF THE COMMENTS ARE NOT EVEN DAMN ROBOT.

>>36699347
I gotta start demanding females pay up. Tell them a joke, make them laugh, then demand they sleep with me. Wait a minute, I have unlocked Chad's secret!

>>36699365
That's just feet, I go to beach every summer and dozens of people see my feet. What's so wrong with it? Also you should calm down.

>>36699365
Found the Kurd. Interesting how this is not original.

File: 13797187302278.png (440KB, 598x564px) Image search: [Google]

440KB, 598x564px

>>36699272
Only grown men trying to convince people they are ""traps"" for erp post leg pictures.

>>36697539
Take me OP, I'm ready for you :(

>>36698151
>I thought you guys wanted to cuddle or have a gf

Well we mostly want sex, but the bullshit we have to put up with you women really ruins the whole tihng.

File: IMG-20170225-WA0016.jpg (91KB, 768x1280px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 768x1280px

>>36699272
usually waiting to meet someone is likelier than seeking someone.

It is better if it happens as an accident, to meet someone, so just chill and deal with more important things that aren't dudes, same would go to dudes who want to seek a girl.
Don't, chill, build on yourself, make yourself a better person, talk to people, make friends.

I am pretty sure things solve themselves?

Also why the fuck am I looking at roach legs.
I'll post the legs of the roach I used to know.

>>36699406
>I gotta start demanding females pay up
this, all these years they have been standing in the vicinity laughing at my autistic jokes and they didn't put out. The next time I will be seeing them is going to be in court. I'll be dropping mad charges instead of jokes, yo

File: lol.jpg (60KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 720x960px

>>36699438
We know this to be true.

>>36699358
I am socially retarded. Nice to meet you. Are you flirting with me right now? If not, I will start. Your words drip off the tongue like lilac bushes.

>>36699411
Sigh.
>>36699410
The only beach in ankara is u bitch,It is different when u wear skirt outside and send a picture of it,normie fuck,u are not even robot,why not go back reddit.

>>36697539
Why can't you people leave our islands alone and in peace?

Why can't you vote for someone that isn't vehemently anti-greek and ultranationalist even though you've carried out more massacres than any other people?

Why do you always have to provoke war?

File: a4b96dd7f427e4b1ea181395c85fb34f.jpg (86KB, 2048x1024px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 2048x1024px

>>36697539
nice euro retard bait

>>36699535
This kiddo is underaged she can't even vote yet.

>>36699535
More importantly, why did the dinosaurs die out? Did OP know any? Was she acquainted with the dinosaurs cartoon and if so would she be willing to date me? If not would she watch it so she can be the first female to actually know the show?

>>36699471
*"Like water from lilacs". I felt compelled to write this, am I a robot?

>>36700416
Are you a female? If you, no, but you can join me on a journey to become one.

>>36697539
Where u live bb? I'll practice flirting with you.

>>36697781
>I live in Turkey
muslim men only want european women who scream no, stupid bitch.

>>36697539

I have seen extrovert girls just taking the role of the male when the approached to a robot. Although some kind of contact with a female is nice, in the end the hole situation is humiliating for him.

I would keep the communications open with him and welcome any advance but not try to do it by yourself.

>>36697539
If you're flirting with robots, maybe they don't get it.

I ktf, OP. I think I'm actually pretty good gf material.

> down to earth
> average looks
> educated
> good at drawing
> funny
> really kind
> go for robots

Yesterday, the guy I liked - a self proclaimed robot - got drunk with his dad, came back to his apartment, started hugging me, and then when I hugged back said this was " nothing serious", and then started farting all over me intentionally.

It reminded me of the last guy I like - a failed normie who had a gf previously but was otherwise pretty robot-tier - who rejected me when I asked to date. He said he only ever wanted fwb - but then started dating a girl who was fatter than me with fucked up teeth and no high school diploma.

I see my friends in similar programs, with similar grades, with similar looks having their bfs take them to concerts or profess love for them. All I want is a guy to like me enough to try to be nice ( actually ask me out, not fart on me).

My Stacey sister says it's BECAUSE we give " robots" our time. I always assumed another virgin who liked the same things as me would understand me better. My sister says that the reasons men and women are virgins in their twenties are different. She says that " robots" ( she didn't use that term but that's what she meant) probably have low empathy, see relationships ( including friendships) as sources of amusement rather than deep bonds, women as sex objects, etc.

I actually am starting to agree with her. The chads in my life were never mean to me ( they even gave me nudes of my highschool bully because I tutored them). The normies in my life have always been pleasant. So why I fixate and bemoan the fact that some robot doesn't like me because " boohoo where am I going to find another person who likes D&D and Yeats" is absurd.

File: image.jpg (146KB, 640x1048px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 640x1048px

>>36701682
I don't think I'm fully over robots, yet. If I meet someone in a similar predictament as myself ( mid twenties virgin with autism), obviously I'll be curious.

But OP, I think it's silly for us to be average and go for the dregs of society because we believe the robot myth that they just need a little love, they'll take anyone, and they'll hold onto you forever. Being pathetic doesn't magically give you realistic standards or the empathy to be in a relationship.


TLDR: fuck robots, date chad / brad / normie. Robots / failed normies / cyborgs either don't get you're hitting on them, don't think you're as pretty as their waifu, or are chasing Stacey with Zooey Deschannel Bangs.

File: c063fc119e561e4c62dbc3b88398ceb9.jpg (22KB, 450x338px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 450x338px

>>36701747
>the robot myth that they just need a little love, they'll take anyone, and they'll hold onto you forever.
But this is true.. For me at least.

> Robots / failed normies / cyborgs either don't get you're hitting on them,
Yeah this is me
>implying I've ever been hit on

>>36697539
>dark brown eyes
basically a niggress, no wonder nobody wants you

>>36701747
pls be eesti

>>36701791
Yeah, fuck off. I've had IRL robots say the same thing ( and have anime Facebook icons) and then fart on me.

So yeah, forgive me if I don't believe the sob story narrative you've concocted.

>>36701903
Nope, Canadian.

Estonia's cool, though. I visited Poland and Lithuania and considered stopping by ( along with Latvia) but I couldn't afford it at the last minute.

>>36701682
PLEASE
BE
IN
L O N D O N
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

File: 18646536743654.gif (1018KB, 500x267px) Image search: [Google]

1018KB, 500x267px

>>36701919
>irl robots
Robots are only here. The rest are temporary single normies.
How do you meet these "irl robots"? At the mall? Outside? You don't seem to understand. Robots don't talk to anyone except online people MAYBE.
The very notion that you know IRL robots is contradictory to their claim of being robots, in case you didn't know that.

But sure shit on the actual socially anxious shutins because a couple of failed normies hurt you.

>>36698102
Fuck you, I'm also greek. She's mine.

File: image.jpg (30KB, 643x217px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 643x217px

>>36701962
( funny, I actually do live in London, Ontario right now with my grandparentz because I'm inbetween mining jobs)

>>36701985
> robots are only here

Yes, because all these posts are generated by a machine. Sure.

I met the first robot in highschool - he introduced himself as a new student by saying he liked math and didn't get along well with others. I liked math, too, thought he sounded cool and bugged him everyday at lunch. During a bried conversation he said he liked video games and I asked him to show me because I never could afford a console.

Second, a failed normie, was threatened by his mother to go to this university frosh event or she'd cut off his funding. I started talking to him as he ate appertizers by himself. He threw a napkin with his phone number at me and ran into his mom's car.

Third was a boy in my class who I had a project with creating a bug collection ( it was entomology and making an exhibit was 15% of the grade). Invited him over.

Fourth was a friend of my brothers that he knew in highschool that is currently working a custodial job to afford his action figure habit.

But yeah, not cyborgs / robots at all. Whatever helps, I suppose.

File: 1463254637.gif (687KB, 300x168px) Image search: [Google]

687KB, 300x168px

>>36702157
>I met the first robot in highschool - he introduced himself
Nope. Discrepancy detected.
>Second, a failed normie
Well said it yourself.
>Third was a boy in my class who I had a project with creating a bug collection
Okay this proves him being a robot how?
>Fourth was a friend of
Nope. Discrepancy detected.

Anyway you were saying you meet all these loner socially anxious people called robots?

>>36702218
The definition of robot is just an older person who is still a virgin/ severely linited social interaction / goes here. Cyborgs have some social interaction but mental illnesses / personality defects that make prolinged engagement impossible for them.

The only one that doesn't technically qualify is the first because of how young he was. The rest 3/4 were virgins, socally alienates 4/4, and went on here (4/4).

> jon tron

Lame.

File: 1489403132127.jpg (55KB, 781x552px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 781x552px

If those robot guys are anything like me

Theyre not scared of you.. they are scared of themselves..

>>36702218
> asks how you met robots
> she responds with how she met these robots
> " but how does this make them robots"

It's almost as if she was answering your question, which actually was irrelevant anyway because it has no bearing on robot-status.

>>36697539
Maybe you're just trash. Welcome to the club.

File: 164532452641.gif (591KB, 328x272px) Image search: [Google]

591KB, 328x272px

>>36702304
>virgins
Normies were virgins once too.
>social alienates
I just broke down why they weren't. But hey.
>went on here
Are you somehow missing the normies coming on here and Chads? Are they robots now too?

If you think real robots are so common it's possible to meet 4 of them in real life in whatever town you live in I got a bridge to sell you.

>>36702342
Just giving a quick rundown on why they weren't robots.

>>36701682
>>36701747
obviously not all "robots" are going to be good guys but it's just as silly to think all "chads" are good guys. chads aren't mean to average females because they have no reason to be. normies tend to be pleasant because their lives are pleasant. the truth is that their kindness is often rather shallow and basic and they wouldn't really do anything for you that put them out too much unless it benefited them in some way. and in the case of them giving you nudes of your bully, do you realize that they were fucking a girl over as much as they were helping you and this doesn't actually indicate empathy or kindness, just a normie predisposition for inciting drama?

also, when you go after a failed normie, you're likely getting someone who shares shallow societal values, even if they aren't good at it.

your sister is correct that male and female virgins have had different experiences and probably different reasons behind their lifestyles, but she is stereotyping them in the worst way possible and while it's accurate in some cases, it isn't true for others. it makes sense to open up your possibilities to any guy that shares things in common with you, even if they aren't as "robot" (however you are defining that, which you have not really clarified).

if you're trying to "save" a robot who "just needs a little love," you're not going to. people are who they are. you don't need to go for the obvious low empathy dickheads because you're not going to make them any better with your love. if you like the "hard exterior" type, you need to be perceptive enough to find the guy who may be closed off from emotion because he has not had great experiences, rather than the guy who is simply not capable of emotional bonding. if autism impairs your ability to get people quickly, that might be difficult.

i also don't understand why you would purposely seek out someone who will take anyone either. desperation is not empathy or kindness.

I mean how nice is your butt. I think we need a picture for reference.

File: image.jpg (66KB, 850x400px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 850x400px

>>36702382
> it's irrational to think that you, another robot, would run into four different robots over the span of a decade in three different locations.

Wow, almost as if you're deluding yourself because I'm challenging your persecution narrative.

>>36702572
The only good response.

No, I get that not all Chads are good people, but in my experience people with nice lives act kinder. Like you said, this is clearly a product of their own life being nice and unstressful, so they have resources to allocate towards being pleasant. My point is that the OP probably thinks robots are kind, gentle flowers and Chad is just a big meanie.

> nudes
No, I agree. I was horrified and deleted them ( she then proceeded to spit at me and call me a dyke, unaware I had just deleted an email to her preacher with an attached video of her shoving a black dildo up her holes). My point was that some Chads had done something that was ( arguably) for my defence / revenge / benefit.

> failed normie

Nope, completely agree. Although you think the failed part of " failed normie" would make them somewhat more decent and empathetic.

> robot

I meant robot as an older virgin who goes on here.

Eh, I don't like hard bad boy types ( I actually like overemotional pussies because that's what I am). I do go after people I think are awkward, depressed, etc. because (1) I relate and (2) I assumed that they'd be more loyal.

Truth is I am deeply insecure and want someone who would never leave me. I am attracted to losers because I think " hey this person is funny and we understand each other - AND there are no prettier girls to take him from me and he'll applaud my lack of shallowness with ever lasting love!"

I understand that mindset is abusive and manipulative, but I can't really shake it. I've never been a source of love for anyone ( always Dante, never Beatrice), and hey, wouldn't want to have unfair standards.

File: 0bb0c7a0294fef63216c24d01221aff4.jpg (16KB, 236x236px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 236x236px

>>36701682
Wtf? That chad was still presumably screwed that bully not you, and is clearly a bad person for sharing those photos even if the victim is a scumbag.

Your sister is completely wrong about at least me by the way. Im 23 and have only ever loved two women in my life. Id only ever have sex with someone if we both intend on marrying each other.

Holy shit this board is depressing
/pol/ out

>>36702924
Don't get me wrong, anon, in theory I completely agree two wrongs don't make a right and sharing nudes is bad.

> sex only if they loved each other

Same. Too bad we live in a nightmare culture.

>>36703057
Embrace the void.

>>36697539
>what am I doing wrong?
Posting here, leave and originally never come back you roastie whore.

File: C9BTNHhUIAcKqYm.jpg (35KB, 450x600px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 450x600px

>>36703218
As long as you realize that guy wasnt really nice its k. Lots of people have good qualities but deep down can be awful.

Yeah culture sucks I dont like it either. But since I know its possibly to find someone I love... Never say never, just keep trying even if we never succeed senpai.

>>36697622
>I don't live in America
Tell us where then

>>36701682
>self proclaimed robot
>failed normie who had a gf previously but was otherwise pretty robot-tier
i think i found your problem

>>36704165
Turkey, seeing as you're too lazy to actually read any of this thread

>>36704165
that wasn't even OP btw but like yeah we covered this hours ago

also

>>36702912
you sound really nice, work on building up self esteem and go for someone worth your love. you remind me of me when I was younger. I mean I'm alone and all now lol but quietly confident that we'll all meet someone nice some day :)

File: 2ec.png (572KB, 600x580px) Image search: [Google]

572KB, 600x580px

>>36701682
>( actually ask me out, not fart on me)

KEK

>>36697539

Men are scared of you because you are scary.

Women are terrifying. You're basically the sum total of all of mens fears made manifest. You're the dragon emerging from the chaos.

>>36697781
>live in Turkey
Move

>>36705170
> go for someone worth your love
I don't even know where. I like things that are pretty solitary. How do I even make new friends?

>>36705172
Yeah, it's a Pepe meme IRL.

>>36697539
Go out, meet new people, act flirty and you'll definitely get some boys. They'll probably be shitty perverts who are desperate, but you sound desperate enough already