/britfeel/ Cozy Sunday edition

But it's fuggin monday lad
May the 1st

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Alex Jones used to juice??

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Bank Holiday sunday lel

>>36695810
no way he is on juice. he looks natty as fuck.

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Conspiracy Theory Level SHIT

>sainsbury's didn't have any cinnamon whirls
day fucking ruined

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>>36695781
White women prefer black guys edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

its such a shame when a girl used to be fit and she now looks like shit. used to kinda know a girl who i wanted to fuck and she has gained weight and now looks terrible.

about to put the pasta bake in the oven lads

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>drop favourite mug full of tea onto phone
>crack mug and screen
>tea everywhere

Gonna cook some bolegnese.

>>36695919
oo nice, any extra ingredients in there? peppers? or just dat pasta n cheese

>>36695919
>>36695931
nice lads

>>36695922
not so nice lad, hope things get comfier soon

>>36695885
When I was working in the bakery at Tesco it would always upset me if I had a limited inventory or was unable to provide something somebody wanted.

>>36696039
just using up leftover homemade sauce from making pizza on saturday desu

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Just fapped to cuck porn again lads

>look at steam friends list
>all 3 of my friends are playing playerunknown's battlegrounds

glad I don't fall for meme multiplayer wallet vacuums desu

>>36696125
Turn back while you still can lad.

>>36696134
>playerunknown's battlegrounds
What kind of a name for a game is "playerunknown's battlegrounds"

>>36696125
unfortunate lad, hope you get over it soonish

>>36696154
ikr lad, there isn't even multiple battlegrounds, just the one map

>>36696154
The guy that made the original mod and is overseeing the development is called Playerunknown. It's stupid but it's the equivalent of Sid Meier's *game name*

>>36696165
>just the one map
Surprised how many games get away with this.

>>36696225
tbf, i don't think the game should have or needs other maps, at least not for a while

>>36696125
Pretty much the only consistent and strong fetish I've ever had since I became aware of my own dick years ago.

Was kinda funny to see the cuck meme come alive having been in the scene for about a decade.

>>36696244
Ah just meant multiplayer gaming in general, shit like LOL being so popular with only one map boggled my mind a bit

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Milk Cat 22

>>36696283
Stay high in calcium milky cat

How do I stop being a piece of shit and wasting the whole day?

>>36695917
It happens to em all

>>36695810
Nah, just a crazy focused guy

>>36696296
Almost 6 pm and I've literally done nothing all weekend since friday night apart from sit in this thread and play Overwatch

>>36695781
op image is literally full of politics wtf

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Tesco butter used to cost 90p .. Now its 1.24... Block of tesco cheese used to be 2 quid.. now its 2.50.. Have 40 quid for groceries for the month... why you do this to me Tesco :((((

>>36695917
>its such a shame
I find it hilarious but I'm a bitter fuck. Always fun spotting future fatty

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>>36696327
fuck tescos tbqh

>>36696323
c'mon anon, everything is politics. Just watch some Milo and you'll be on your way to taking the true redpill

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Just jerked off to some latina stuff, how do I stop stop jerking off? Sick of it, pls halp

>>36695917
She didn't shag you then and she won't shag you now either, so what's the difference?

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>>36696337
yeah thats gonna happen

>>36696327
Ouch, only 40 quid?

I'd do something like buttered toast for breakfast, bananas and apples for lunch and then like rice, bulk frozen mince and peas for dinner

>>36696323
no it isn't you stupid mong.

>>36696339
Join me in my quest to go 30 days without fapping

>>36696339
link?

>>36696125
link?

im not degenerate, i just want to know what you guys fap to so i can psychoanalyse you and imagine what its like to be you and stroke your -nevermind

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>>36696370
>gets a marker
>circles the political references
>writes "DUNCE" on your forehead

>>36696362
>that pic
>doesn't mention immigration once
ITS NOT EVEN AN ISSUE GOY, WHY ARE YOU OBSESSING OVER THE PROGRESSIVE CULTURE?!

>>36696362
I was being sarcastic anon.
The joke is that /pol/ wants to infest everywhere with politics.
I just want to talk about the neet life

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>>36696389
you obviously have severe mental issues.
have you ever thought about leaving and never coming back?

>>36696388
>I made a joke about the Queens fanny but I'm a wise political expert really pls listen to me
fuck Frankie Boyle

>>36696371
I'll join in, I'm sick of abusing my penis.

>>36696395
life = politics
prove me wrong

>>36696389
>GOY
This is unacceptable outside of /pol/

>>36696341
i never tried fucking her though, this was in highschool. ive had better fucks than her, by comparison should would of been lucky.

>>36696329
it is kinda funny. she is only 24, i think. dont know how anyone can let themselves get fat. all women really need to do is not be fat.

>>36696389
>immigration and jews
aaaaand back to /pol/ you pop lad

>>36696415
>i complain on the internet
>my opinion is soooo important
>i judge things without adequate knowledge

bravo dipshit

"hey do you wanna grab a drink?"
"with you? yeah sure"
"cool, I'll see if (housemate) is up and wants to come with"
FUCK I DONT LIKE THAT OTHER HOUSEMATE

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>>36696388
I see 3. go on tell me how its full of political references.

>>36696424
It doesn't matter anon. This isn't the place for politics

>>36696448
just say "hey maybe another/next time" referring either to the drink or to getting the housemate.
problem solved.

>>36696424
I bet you're that twat that brings up politics in the middle of every single discussion in the pub.

>>36696388
Remember the time Frankie Boyle fucked his career up by saying Jordan probably had to fight her retarded kid off from raping her, then he disappeared for a year or two and came back spouting shit like this to try and rebuild his career.

>at work, sitting on the front desk
>pizza delivery guy comes in to drop off a pizza for someone in the office upstairs
>starts talking about how he's paid off his mortgage so he can afford to go on that pilgrimage muzzies go on
>maintain conversational politeness the whole time
>says goodbye and tells me he'll say a prayer for me when he gets there
I don't like 'em, lads, but that warmed my heart a little bit

don't understand what I'm feeling tbqh

>>36696327
If you voted for Brexit you did this to yourself.

It's going to get worse.

>>36696441
>i judge things without adequate knowledge
Oh sorry what academic works should I study before I'm allowed to call Frankie Boyle a cunt?

>>36696464
You forgot the Giraffe bread

is 30 minutes too long for a shower lads? my parents say i take ages but i seriously dont know how i could do it any faster. i dont understand how people shower in like 5-10 minutes.
i dont even wank in the shower

>>36696430
Whatever you say mate, I really believe you 100%.

What are you gonna do tonight?

>>36696508
how the fuck is that political?

>>36696529
It's probably the most political part of the whole image.

>>36696513
>Is 30 minutes too long?

It's definitely a lot longer than average.

Maybe you should man up, get your own flat, pay your own bills and then you can shower as long as you want.

I honestly don't know how a grown man can deal with being controlled over such a simple thing as how long he chooses to shower for.

>>36696508
Fuck you mate, it's tiger bread and I don't give a shit what some retarded little girl thinks
Yeah, I guess it is kind of political.

>>36696513
Anon, just literally go faster.
>wet yourself
>put on showergel and shampoo
>wash off showergel and shampoo with whatever you use and scrub a bit
>finish
This takes about 5 minutes if you're fast. Also it depends on your hair and body hair and stuff. 15 minutes is the maximum acceptable time.

>>36696508
still howling about that tbqh lads

Still howling about that lad with the cheap bread

>>36696549
i would lad but i lost my last job because of the voices in my head getting a lot worse and am waiting to see a psychiatrist

>>36696529
It's about inequality lad.

The rich have a delicious array of food that they can enjoy whenever they like.

Whereas the poor have such limited, narrow horizons that they think tiger/giraffe bread is the height of cuisine.

It's an important reflection of Britain today.

>>36696513
Yeah you should be showering for about 7 minutes at most.
30 minutes is stupid, you'll just get back acne.

>>36696539
I think im being coaxed into a snafu

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>>36696550
haha I agree lad but Sainsburys have spoken

>tfw 8 hour video of sir chirstopher lee reading the children of hurin

IDS HABBENING
https://www.thecanary.co/2016/11/29/a-horrifying-law-just-passed-in-the-uk-and-its-turned-us-into-a-world-leading-arsehole/

>>36696593
Tiger bread is as good as bread gets. It's just a topping remember.

>>36696601
Sainsburys might have spoken but it doesn't matter if I can't read it lad.
Someone post a better version please

>>36696605
>2016/11/29
Already happened mate

>>36696598
>you'll just get back acne.
So washing too much or too little gives you acne? Ffs I'm doomed to be spotty forever.

>>36696601

Those arcane runes.

>>36696627
ID HABBENED

>>36696601
What the fuck is that signature
Why's someone who writes like that making business decisions
I'm fucking fuming lads

>>36696628
if it's hot water yeah

>tfw the plebs have never heard of garlic bread

>>36696654
>>36696634
don't insult the language of my people

>>36696674
>cue dad shouting 'GARLIC BREAD?? it's the future!!'

>>36696366
Yep I'm on it my friend, I'm doing very similar stuff. Using tofu mince as it's so cheap, buying large packs of caged-hen eggs, rice is cheap and filling too.. oh and oats. many a porridge breakfast for cheap.

>>36696683

It's like she's trying to summon a demon to punish Sainsbury's.

>>36695914

these 2 white girls were driving an express train through my local station today and they wouldnt shutup about this ffs

>>36696654
>What the fuck is that signature
LPIY ++++

>>36696702
our girl really

>>36696605

>References to Foucault and Bentham.

Got to use that sociology degree somehow.

>>36696610
Thank you for proving my point lad.

>>36696707
>never gets any (you)s
>resorts to made up stories of its popularity
>wont get outside help from another talented writer
>ignores the genius of sadboy
yup, SUCCESS

>>36696752
Think of the best bread in the world, now make it tiger. It's better.

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>>36696707
Give it up, the nation has spoken

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>>36696753

they arent made up stories, i really did see white girls driving express trains, flying hang-gliders, piloting tunnel boring machines, etc and no they wouldnt shutup about goodfellas, why are you so paranoid that you wont believe that?

>girlfriend in a weird mood
>says she doesn't want any dinner tonight
>denies that she's in a weird mood
>worried she's going to go mental again and disrupt my work when I have a deadline I'm up against

Is it even worth being in a relationship?

Going to just keep to myself for the rest of the night.

>>36696794
no one cares about your boring shit.
its just pointlessly 1 dimensional and shallow and appeals basically to only the creators

>>36696794
>>36696829
It's very appealing lad. It's as appealing as Augustine is to white girls.

>>36696829

why are you so angry, anon? Is it because the 2 white girls who parachuted into my local sports stadium were talking about goodfellas and not giving you attention?

>>36696840
hahaha no

you sound like you dont understand anything about women.

you not only think with your dick but you write with it too
good for writing pornos, but not for being a serious artist

>>36696854
you are delusional. I get more attention than all the goodfellas combined EVER will.
they're a bunch of ungrateful and desperate prats

>it's an Andrew Prince thread
I'm out.

>>36696862
>you sound like you dont understand anything about women.

I'd never pretend to understand the mysteries of the female brain, anon. There's only one thing I know for sure - I can fuck every white girl in a one mile radius.

>good for writing pornos, but not for being a serious artist

How dare you sir. Writing a sitcom is the highest form of art.

>>36696890
Come back!

>>36696884

thats not what the 2 dead white girls who i communicated with via ouija board said the other day

>>36696899
>I can fuck every white girl in a one mile radius.

so can a dog. aren't you so special?

> Writing a sitcom is the highest form of art.

too bad you'll never get to do it

>>36696926
I've written one mate. It's called "Those Good Fellas".

You might have seen the trailer.

>>36696919
>uses a oujia board to communicate with the dead instead of using tarot to communicate with the self

amateur

>>36696788
>andrew prince
>zero votes
I'm fucking howling over here

>>36696956
looking forward to it mate.
i (sincerely) hope it gets better

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>>36696967
Fine taste.

>>36696956
what's so fucking good about them?
looks like a bunch of vacillating unpurposeful black guys forced to make a terrible show

>>36696977
Seems like being completely BTFO in the election hit him hard enough to throw a paddy in the thread

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>mfw trying to play runescape

> spend 1000 quid on a pc that can run the very latest in hardware stressing games
>sometimes spends 5 minutes thinking about how to load Microsoft paint.

Ah yes....

Blacks can be very handsome so I get the appeal of the sitcom. Still they cause too much trouble we need to get them out after the Poles, they make all minorities look bad with their crime.

>>36697066
does the picture tell the story of getting outdone by botters?

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>>36697066
y tho
runescape is shit

>>36697091
y tho
hardware DNE utility

>>36697096
hahaha i'm seriously thinking about having you blocked or something.
britfeel is for feels not transparent propaganda and advertising

>>36697101
pajeet is making sub minimum wage and living like a king from spoiling RS

>>36697010
It's the black version of the Inbetweeners mate. Except we're all sexually successful.
>>36697096
Pakis should go first, and then we'll go. If you move back to Pakistan I'll get the first plane to Africa.

>>36697139
>It's the black version of the Inbetweeners mate.
Nope. Try again.

>Except we're all sexually successful.
You wish. Don't bother trying.


>Pakis should go first, and then we'll go. If you move back to Pakistan I'll get the first plane to Africa.
Stop samefagging, you look ridiculous

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What new thing did you find out today lads?

I learnt that the Japanese defence secretary a CUTE

The fact that people still fall for this bait is tiresome.

>>36697139
>Except we're all sexually successful
so are polyps, and literally every ancestor of a living thing.
I could jack off and say I'm sexually successful you derp

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A guy scammed me and fled to northern London. I found where he lives and some more info, but I live in France. I have money, how can I spend them to ensure he suffers?

>>36697179

AndrewPrince the trip is BritNormie, the main goodfellas spammer is someone else though

>>36697133
Sorry? I'm happy to talk about something else but you lads keep bringing it up. Thought I could give an unique perspective from the fem side.
>>36697139
Edgy. The pakistani community has added more to England than blacks standing around harassing folk and living off benefits .I don't even like pakis but noone can believe blacks are better.

>>36697139
>It's the black version of the Inbetweeners mate.
The inbetweeners is about pain, misery, suffering, alienation, awkward loneliness and being a victim in literally every single way.
How can you compare goodfellas to that?
It's literally the opposite.

>>36697215
What did he scam you about?

>>36697215
>I have money, how can I spend them to ensure he suffers?
Hire some top lads from here to batter him.

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>mfw reporting spree on flax spinners in lumbridge

>>36697216
>AndrewPrince the trip is BritNormie

But so is the Poleaboo with trip ending fEG

He is doing a lot of work right now, 2 trips on the go

>>36697233
>>36697219
>>36697195
Stop replying to him you fucking idiots it's just a bored faggot

>>36697178
>tfw you will never defend her smile

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>>36696327
The Freddo index is breaking all records.

Prediction:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/08/this-is-how-much-a-freddo-will-cost-by-2030/

Reality:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/13/freddo-chocolate-bar-price-rise-30p/

>>36697215
I'll piss in his letterbox for a fiver

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>planned to get up and enjoy the sun
>wake up at 6pm

>>36697219
but you know nothing about fem.
that's like giving a dog surgery to make it like a cat and then expecting it to provide some meaningful info about what its like to be a cat.

>>36696327
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Being Poor Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Stop Spending Money Like Nigga Get A Job Haha

>>36697177
>You wish

No I think YOU wish it was different. You can watch the show for yourself mate. Augustine has women literally lining up to shag him.

>>36697195
>I could jack off and say I'm sexually successful

Is that what's going on here? Because frankly it's a bit sad.

>>36697216
No idea who this BritNormie character is.

>>36697219
You say you hate pakis but then always defend them. You say you hate your dad but then act just like him. Hmmm.

>>36697233
>The inbetweeners is about pain, misery, suffering, alienation, awkward loneliness and being a victim in literally every single way.
How can you compare goodfellas to that?

Because Those Good Fellas is about pain, misery, suffering, alienation, awkward loneliness and being a victim too. Except it's the white characters who feel like that when we intimidate them and shag their women.

Why would you play Runescape in 2017?

It was good when it first came out as a kid but there's tons of better MMORPGs now

>>36697238
Rent my flat, stopped paying rent, left with thousands of euros of damage. Plus he's a general scumbag and drug addict, possibly dealer.

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>>36697178

I found out that sucking dicks for 5bong a time can make me alot of money

>>36697287
boo fucking hoo, any landlord getting BTFO is a good thing imho

>>36697300
>t.cuck with no home

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Any of you lads used these?

Fucking great.

Unfortunately the area I'm in doesn't sell normal sized rice bags so I had buy 5kg to go with it.

At least that should last me.

>>36697297
that's pretty gay mate, not gonna lie

>>36697285
Because the only MMOs that fill the need to grind as good as Runescape are koreanshit

>>36697311
I have a home but I treat it as a home not an investment, hope your next tenant fucks your place up too

>>36697323
Grinding is a bad thing tho

>>36697285
Runescape is funny that is why

>>36697287
>I live in France and own a flat in London

You're a daddy's boy faggot, how many times did you need to suck your dad's cock for him to buy you a flat, you fucking french faggot?

Stay out of our country, cunt.

>>36697352
>Grinding is a bad thing tho
Objectively false

>>36697312
What do you put it on?

>>36697240
I would, if there was a way of doing it safely for me.

>>36697279
The ignorance is real. I've lived with a fem outlook since I was 12, maybe even younger I have a bad memory. Even my doctor said I come across as elegant.
>>36697282
Because you lot keep attacking them for the wrong reasons. Hate pakis for perverting Islam not for contributing to society while blacks eat mud in Africa and beat people in England.
>You say you hate your dad but then act just like him. Hmmm.
False we share no traits.

>>36697282
>watch the show
no thanks, i'm bored already
>Augustine
who? is this meant to be interesting?

>frankly it's a bit sad
I R O N Y

>Because Those Good Fellas is about
You obviously missed a writing class or have a bit of your brain missing, because what you said was fucking awful.
I hope you don't write any more, because, well, just stop. Just stop, buddy. Please. What the actual fuck are you doing? Is this wit? E D G Y

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>tfw 21 years old and mummy still tidies my room

In all fairness I could tidy it but I procrastinate it for so long she gets sick and does it for me. Atleast I'm not a NEET r-right

>>36697258
Deal. How do I give you his address?

Of the 3 main brit generals, /britfeel/, brit/pol/ and /int/brit I think we are probably the wealthiest, have the lowest proportion living at home, and have the most sexual partners.

Despite being the 'loser' one of the three, we are by far the most successful.

Even specifically on the politics front, we probably have done more political activism than brit/pol/

>>36697374
>fem outlook
you don't pass, you can't say this shit.

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He claims he is a 'truckboy'

Post your CPC card then

>>36697378
>buddy

FOY

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>>36697285

>not playing runescape in the current year

>>36697333
That was my only home. I had to move abroad, so I had to rent it out in order to pay my own rent.

>>36697398
Oh so a 6/10 woman's opinon doesn't count that makes sense. I guess none of your opinons count since you're a little virgin then. Makes sense.

>>36697333
>hope your next tenant fucks your place up too
You sound a bit mean

>>36697297

I see you're building your collection, I remember you, anon who collects the new 5bong notes

>>36697417
>That was my only home

So where are you living now?

>>36697360
Never said I have a flat in London. My 37sq. m. flat is in Italy. I only have that. I rent it out to pay my rent in France, where I live for work.

>>36695781

http://www.strawpoll.me/12872936

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>>36697405
Why would I need a certificate to drive a truck?

just got an 'interview' for my first job after being NEET for 2 years. it's for a team member position at a bowling alley.

I completely lied on my application saying I had ~2 years experience in customer service jobs. it's 2 hours long in like a couple of weeks time and apparently it's a 'recruitment event' so i'm guessing there are going to be a few people there looking for a job. is it even possible for any good to come out of this if i'm massively socially anxious...how do I get a job out of this

> post unpopular opinion on /mu/ or /v/
>upset people report you
>get banned for flaming

Does anyone else dislike the direction neo 4chan is heading?

>>36697446
don't kill yourself anon
please

>>36697442
In a rented flat in France.

>>36697258
What if hes got a dog? is it worth the risk lad?

>>36697439

Im thinking of spending some of them if im honest, got just over bong500 now total and im getting bored ;_;

>>36697444
Where abouts is your flat lad?

I'm looking to rent a place in Milano soon, I'd be a good tenant.

I had a dream someone nuked Scotland.

>>36697323
what about vanilla wow

there are some really high population private servers that are pretty much exact vanilla replicas

>>36697417

Maybe hire a hitman on the darknet? I would consider pouring brake fluid over his car for 50 bong

>>36697481
Sorry man, it's in Bologna and already rented. Good luck with your search. How come you move to Milano?

>>36697387
>having an untidy room
Sort yourself out lad that's like the lowest of the low

>>36697393
i mean i live like 4 hours away so i'd need train fare aswell

1st class on the pendolino and i'll even pop a frozen turd through too

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Congrats to Kev on the victory yeterday, hard fought campaign from both sides. His warm feelsy speaches combined with some infighting on our part was too much for the NCWP to take. Special thanks to Karenlad.

>>36697471

While I would never sink to sucking dick, I am jealous of how easy you can just get fivers

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>>36696983
I echo that statement

>>36697460
They'll have other people there, have you do team work activities to see how you interact with people and have number games to see how good you are at basic maths.

It's shite lad trust me.

>>36697515

people think nothing of spending 5bong lad, its strange, i doubt id pay a fiver just to get sucked off by an ugly bloke but alot of people will

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>>36697367
You put peppers and onions and chicken in a bag with it then seal it and bake for 45 mins. The result is super tender chicken.

card captor sakura was my first anime and i blame it for making me gay

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>>36697405
I'm a truck boy.
What does that mean?
It means you know me I don't know you.
It means you talk about me with your boyfriends while I get intimate with your girlfriends.
It means I make my own lane while you can't even stay in yours.
Truck boys are men and they don't play games with people.
They take what they want while you bitch about it.
Truck boys for life.
Truck boys are forever.

>>36697499
I'd be happy with a beating, I don't want the legal responsibility of a murder. All the ads on the darknet seem like scams or traps and I have no direct experience. The scumbag probably doesn't have a car or a bike, he's living off (your) welfare.

>>36697508
My company just opened an office there.

Good luck dealing with your ex-tenant.

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>>36697437
>6/10 woman

Hystericaldesu

I don't get the truckboys meme is it supposed to be homoerotic?

>>36697536
you think I should just ditch it then? fuck I need a job, I wish I could just be given something I could do while having massive anxiety, no interview or anything, and no dealing with customers. I would literally work myself to death if I had the chance

>Neighbour has been digging a large rectangular hole in his garden for the past 2 days

What is he up to lads?

>>36697548
You were already gay if you didn't want to see the loli lewded lad.

>>36697513
I pay, no problem. But I don't want a mild inconvenience, I'm looking for something more lasting.

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LAUGH WITH ME BUDDEH
JEST WITH ME BUDDEH
DON'TLEDDER GET THE BEST OF ME
BUDDEH
DON'T EVER LET ME
START TO FEEL LONELY

>>36697574
Early birthday present for anon

>>36697574
Probably a swimming pool mate, summers on the way

what's that word that means the subject can't hear/see it, but the audience can
c'mon brain, you know this

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>>36697568
Satirising other forced memes to an extent/ triggering people that hate forced memes, but I'm dumb so idk.

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Lads a qt said she'd be willing to come over tonight but I get performance anxiety and can't get in the mood in bed. I don't want to disappoint her again (although as a virgin she doesn't seem to realise how shit I am).
What do?

>>36697572
You should be looking for night shift stuff senpai, a lot of it is by yourself or with people too miserable to partake in conversation.

>>36697548
Tank Police Dominion was my first anime and I blame it for making me love Seinen anime.

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>Because I'm eighteen
>And I still live with my parents
>Yeah they're not like yours
>Well yours are more understanding
>I've never fell in love
>I saved those feelings for you
>So let's do all the stupid shit that young kids do

>>36697547
lmao who takes a picture of this? what a retard

>>36697551
>I don't want the legal responsibility of a murder

Murder is an intimate part of britfeel. Be it Elliot Rodger, Peter Stucliffe, Harold Shipman, Ian Huntley or others.

If you murdered a drug dealer, you would get permanent respect in britfeel, mon ami

>>36697574
Making a second carhole.

>>36697614
>disappoint her again
kek, ur screwed

>>36697572
No lad. Go, it's experience and will help you learn how to do better at the next one.

It's just gonna be shite.

STOP REPLYING TO THE TRIPFAGS.

THEY'RE JUST FAKE PERSONAS BY EDGEY FUCKTARDS

>>36697594

This actually makes sense, but I hadn't thought of that once in the past 48 hours

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Nihao Yinggan.

Wo Juede Yingguo ren hen shuai

>>36697626
I'll give a screenshot of this to my lawyer after the fact.

>>36697547
I wanna see the finished thing lad!

>>36697649
Did your parents get you tested for Aspergers?

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>>36697626
>If you murdered a drug dealer
Careful now, remember what happened last time

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>>36697615
>work nightshift at McDonalds.
>90% of the staff are the outcasts of high school
>everyone has edgy banter and/or are near sexpests.
>Get to deal with wee chavvy cunts in their stoney jackets thinking they're hot shit.

Honestly it's pretty decent. Most are over 25 too. And even the birds are decent.

Unrelated,
>tfw the news is whinging about the internet not censoring hurtful social media posts.

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>>36697649
I only have one Persona, and she's the best demon in the whole Megaten series.

>>36697736
That you Albarnlad?

>>36697255
I was in B&M yesterday, used to be 6 Freddos for a quid, now only 5 in a pack. We're all fucking doomed.

>>36697658

Wanshang hao, Xi. Wo yejuede yingguo nanren hen shuai, dan shi bu furen

Wo hen e

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>>36697753
That it is lad. That it is.

>be fat
>can't even eat a 10 inch pizza without feeling full

how did I get like this

>>36697624
>>36697682
You two will have to wait.

>>36697812
felt a bit this way lately.

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>>36697751

>tfw added 'teetotal anon' to my portfolio of personas last night

>it's a mum's in a mood so has to act like a melodramatic pantomime witch towards everyone episode

I didn't go to a bbq today to review CS:GO Overwatch bans.

How do I end my autism?

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>>36697568
Trucks boys are real men and don't mess about. If you toe to toe with a truck boy you won't survive

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>>36697828

Hate this t b h

>>36697642
She has never claimed to have been disappointed but I know I can't satisfy her with my hands forever. Mostly I've had to stop her from touching my penis because she is bad at hand jobs and I'm always dry.

She's mad about me though, apparently because unlike her past relationships I haven't been abusive or hurt her. A very low bar.

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>>36697270
>planning to wake up and go outside today again
>wake up at 6pm and eat a mcnugget sharebox mummy brought home

life wasn't meant to be like this

>>36696579
Diagnosed schizophrenic here, stop making excuses.

>>36697736
Sounds pretty comfy lad unless chavs scare you.

>>36697812
>be skinnyfat
>everyone thinks I'm skinny
>they don't know I'm rockng a pot belly and tits under this hoody.

>>36697826
Not been keeping up with brit.
What's teetotal anon's schtick. Other than just being a fag that doesn't drink?

>>36697868
>wake up at 6pm
REEE THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ABOUT 5:30
ITS 7:00 DAYS ALREADY OVER

>>36697857
>because she is bad at hand jobs and I'm always dry
they always are lad, girls don't know how to do it.
see if you can get her to use her mouth, its harder to suck at that

>>36696513
It's probably just because of your surface area. Normal sized people only need around 5 minutes.

>>36697848
when i'm in a mood i just stay in my room and i still get shouted at. she does this all the time and never apologises for being genuinely aggro

>>36697895
>Other than just being a fag that doesn't drink?
Clue was in the name

>>36697901
tell me about it, another day down.

m-maybe t-tomorrow haha

>>36697616
>Tank Police Dominion
Kek I remember buying a vhs of that was I was about 13 and my mum getting mad when she realised how adult it was.

>>36697868
i want to share nuggies with ebin anon

>>36697626
>If you murdered a drug dealer, you would get permanent respect in britfeel
lot of lads here use drugs though.

>>36697799
Chi le

Zhege miantiao hen haochi

>>36697826
>teetotal anon
That was a terrible night

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>>36697944
that'd be nice, I put 10 of them on a plate for other people to eat.

shan't be eating anything else today.


thinking about leveling a priest on WoW but I feel like i'm going to quit after 5mins again

Watching the Simpsons always makes me sad lads, watching it reminds me how good my childhood was and just like The Simpsons, my life is just being dragged on and gets even more shit over time

>>36697843
yeah but don't they drink bud light. surely a comment on how chubby they appear would reduce them to tears.

Thread on r9k right now about having to give your parents money because you earn more than them.

That ever happen to you lads?

My parents are middle class as fuck so don't need money.

>>36697882
Nah lad, chavs aren't scary mate. They're gobby cunts, but scarper pretty quick you tell them to fuck off. (or the manager calls the police). We have a staff safe button which puts us through to a call centre thing, who then takes 30 minutes on the speakers asking the chavs to go. It's easier and quicker to deal with them yourself. It's decent lad. (Also helps if you grew up in a shitehole and have no fear of chavvy cunts).


>>36697923
Aye, but that's not much of a gimmick is it mate. 'So I was watching bbc news today lads, and I didn't drink.'
Sounds like a shite one.
>>36697941
My dad called them 'pokemon with sex and violence.' My dad was a good cunt.

>>36698009
I've done it to help them out yeah, not out of obligation though.

>>36698009
My parents seem to think I'm their retirement plan desu

>>36698009
Never, I'm a huge leach. My parents pay for my living/ accommodation at uniThey even pay for me to go out drinking (because I almost never go out).

>>36698009

My parents are not well off, but comfortable and never had money trouble, but when I had a big inheritance once, I bought my dad a new car and mum a cruise as a gift.

>>36697868
Nugs and hugs from mummy, sounds like a good day desu

>>36698009
I pay my parents board and that's really it, they've never asked me for money

>>36698060
>hugs

didn't happen, I can't remember the last hug I had. Was probably as a little kid but I can't remember it.

i'd feel extremely uncomfortable being that close and intimate with somebody tbqh

>>36698009
I pay rent even when I'm not working.

I could not fathom asking my children to pay rent.

anybody else think james corden is a cunt?

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Watching redline lads

>>36698113
Yes, he is a knobber

>>36698095
you should hug everybody in britfeel and be the designated hugboy

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Lads when did yous stop kissing your mum? I would always give my mum a peck before I left for school, this was up until I was 14-15. T-this is normal r-right?

>>36698113
Always hated the doughnut.

>>36698108
This tbqh, my mate that works as a roofer has to pay utilities to his parents (he works in his dad's company). If your parents can afford it, and you've given your son a low salary, why even ask?

>>36698009
Nah lad. My parent's are proper working class and don't accept help at all.

>mum and dad are retired.
>meet them for coffee.
>they refuse to let me pay for it, almost to the pont where they're gonna start an arguement.
>if I pay before they do my mum tries to force the money in my hand (like them I never take it though.)

My misses parents on the other hand milk her for fucking everything. But we don't share money (outside of paying her share of the bills.)

>>36698076
Also this I guess. They did accept me paying digs, but they spent more on me when I stayed than I paid them.

>>36698113
Aye.
>League of their own has decent team dynamic.
>Corden has to make everything about him, and that shotgun action when he makes a shit joke.
He's like every unfunny fat cunt I've come across.
>Bitches about some ITV show stealing the concept.... YOU KNOW, LIKE HE DID WITH QUESTION OF FUCKING SPORT. EXCEPT 90% OF LOTO IS FITBAW BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT OTHER SPORTS.

Anybody else noticed how the bottom slice of a jammy dodger has the pattern facing inward?

Why would they do this?

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>tfw told girl I'm dating not to come over
> she would've been willing to have sex
> get paranoid and stressed and can't perform so it just leaves me feeling frustrated

I hate myself in this regard lads.

>>36698175
Not gonna build a machine to flip every other biscuit, mate

>>36697955
Yeah but most ofus don't want them posting here.

>>36698187
Lad, she was up for it and you just brushed her off.
That's cold lad. Sounds like you're not interested in her.

>>36698146
I stopped in my teens but started again at 17/18 as with all female family members. It's how we greet and say goodbye.

>>36698187
Jesus Christ you fucking autist

Origininino

>>36698206
Why would he be? If he was he wouldn't be allowed here.

>>36698203
But what about custard creams, theyre both facing outwards

>>36698187
Kek lad, you're either autismo or Chad incarnate, hard to tell

>>36698220
Fuck off ye poof.
Normies Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeii is the worst mentality on this fucking board.

4chan and /r9k/ was for outcasts, not you 12 year olds who can't get the hot girl in school so decided to be alone forever instead of manning up and banging the punk/goth/emo birds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KkOKEzDqzA

Found the cure of being a poofter lads.

>>36698245
Custard creams are just a classier thing lad, gotta get those right

>>36698270
If you're not above base desires then you're not a robot. A robot is logical and unfeeling.

>>36698217
>>36698206
>>36698220
I'm pained desu I just find sex too stressful. It's supposed to be fun and relaxing but I always feel like my heart is going to explode and my body freezes up.

Despite women being interested in me (for some reason) I'm an emotionally detached clusterfuck and don't think I'll ever be able to enjoy sex.

By the way she came back to me and said that's fair bc she'd take 1.5hrs to get here.

>>36698295
> bc she'd take 1.5hrs to get here.

If she's coming to spend the night why does it matter what time she gets there?

>>36698295
Have cold showers

>>36698290
>Robots can't be sentient
Yeah, enjoy dying in the robot rebellion faggot.
>>36698295
She's saving face lad.
Tell her sex scares the fuck outta ya.

>>36698146
I don't even hug my mum. My family aren't really very touchy feely

>>36698320
Her words not mine.

>>36698295
Lose some weight you fat prick

>>36698350
I'm 11 stone lad I have a flat stomach I don't need to lose weight.

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>>36698350
>didn't once mention he was fat

think you need to calm down lad, did a fatty rape your mum?

>>36698343
>family aren't touchy feely.
Same lad.
My misses' family are the kind who have to show how much they love each other all the fucking time.
I go visit my parents and we spend 3 hours just watching tv and not talking.
I like my family dynamic better.

>>36698391
If he feels like his heart is going to explode with the smallest amount of exertion then yeah he's a fat and unfit cunt.

>>36698380
You need to do something because you're not healthy.

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>>36698399
>My misses'

>>36698399
>he thinks hugs and kisses show affection
kek

>>36698412
>If he feels like his heart is going to explode with the smallest amount of exertion
I think he was talking about it in a metaphorical sense mate

What's something cool I could buy?

>>36698324
They're nasty. I mean I could but what's the benefit? I still think I'd be stressed.

>>36698332
I don't think I can bring myself to tell her that yet.

>>36698391
Quiet down porkchops

>>36698417
I'm glad I am not the only one who finds that annoying

>>36698412
No it's not the exertion it's the stress of the situation. I'm not the fittest person ever but I'm not unfit.

>>36698245
Director of Custom Creams cares more

>>36698399
Ye I just don't get why greeting people with a kiss is a thing but I'm really autistic so w/e. If I lived somewhere like Italy where they do about 10 kisses I'd probably die

>>36697868
post your gross room please

>>36698421
That's a better way to put it my man

>>36698452
>can't wank without his pacemaker

You are unfit to live

Some people wash their arse with soap and water right?

Just read soap will destroy your anus

I am in such a bad fucking mood, dont even know why
I feel sick and unreasonably angry for some reason, very uncomfy

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>>36698477
just one pic since you asked nicely

>>36698483
Wanking isn't a problem. You are extrapolating.

>>36698486
you shouldn't put soap inside the ass

you should be cleaning the crack though lad, just like mummy told you

>>36698486
Not googleing that, explain pls.

>>36698418
I don't think that lad.
I said her family is the type of family who do that shit to show how loving they are because in reality they're not. Where as my family are chill and we know we love each other without making a big deal.

>>36698417
>>36698435
I find it annoying you lads can't just ignore it and have to point it out.

It's fine lads, there is probably a woman out there for you too. Shame you fucked up in high school and played yu-gi-oh and GBA instead of doing something more social. Even skater fags and mallrats are better than you.

>>36698515
No fucking way

Please?

>>36698515
Jeez, anon, get some paint or something please

>>36698486

I do occasionally, whats wrong with soap

>>36698412
Is this some well fabricated bait or are you genuinely autistic and can't notice a figure of speech? Fair play if the former lad

>>36698515
I'm curious if the rest of your room is as bad as the spider/mold covered wall

>>36697219

Moni, I work in Manchester in a job that forces me to work within the community and I can say with 100% confidence that people from the Pakistani community are far more likely to abuse the welfare system than blacks are and the rest of the community (blacks, whites and good Asians) absolutely detest the vast majority of them.

The only thing the Pakistani community has brought to the UK is child rape, fraudulent insurance claims, waffle shops rented purely for drug fronts and shame.

>>36698557
>>>/pol/

lad... pls.

>>36698556
nah not as bad, the hallway walls are more like that, undecorated and have spider/crane fly guts all over

>>36698522
I use flushable wet wipes to get deep. The thought of having skid marks or shit still in my arse is grim. Can't stand the fact some people just rub it with tissue and think that's clean

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>chubby goth girl from work that I've obsessed over for a few years told me she's getting married
>didn't even know she had a boyfriend

>>36698428
Genuine hitler youth knife from WWII, set you back about 500 quid though

>>36698534
Skater fags are basically just social people with a hobby though mate. I'm not the guy calling you out btw lad can't stand the whole reeee normie thing. But yea some of us didnt really have a choice with the path we chose

>>36698515
if you are breathing in that room you will get lung damage

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/pol/ btfo once again

oror

>>36698486
so explain penis shaped soaps