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Autistic stories/greentext thread
>be me
>work in retail department store (inb4 reee normie get off my board)
>still socially retarded
>stutter every sentence
>face turns red when talking with more than 1 person in the vicinity
>working today and customer asked me to find an item
>customer is a fucking landwhale soccer mum btw
>"s-sure ill be r-right back"
>can't find item and scared to go up to them because they're next to my manager
>avoid contact with customer for next 20 minutes
>they find me, but i spot them and i walk away faster
>fat ass can't catch up but still trailing me
>by some point im half jogging, manager sees and thinks I'm being threatened
>calls security
>have to explain everything when they come
>get sent home early
Why the fuck was I accepted to work here
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Fucking hell get it together.
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Kringlefucker (ID: !5by.mj2JjU)
2017-05-01 02:54:17
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I suck at greentext but whatever
>in jrotc
>we were the class that got stuck with the retarded kids
>towards end of year, basically discussing the etiquette of the military dance
>teacher tells us "everyone must go in suit or a dress"
>tard pipes up "do I have to?"
>teacher yells at him and says "everyone has to, you're not special
>the classes face when
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>>36694743
Wtf you mean? You think i chose to be socially retarded?
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>>36694856
Top fucking kek oreginolo
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>>36694916
Sop Boeing a pussy scared of your own shadow
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