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crazy shit you got away with

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>here rumor that downy kid at my middle school named kevin has a massive dick
>decide to 'investigate' these claims
>lure kevin into the sports equipment sheds
>just me and him
>tell him to take his pants off
>he does
>HOLY SHIT HIS DICK IS FUCKING HUGE
>completely flaccid and bigger than any I'd seen before
>walk up to him and grab his dick, start stroking it
>after a few strokes it's already too thick for my hand to fit around
>lean (I'm a tall girl and I was a fucking 5'9 giraffe at 14) in and tell him I've got a special treat for him
>he looks scared
>tell him to get on his back
>he does and their are tears in his eyes
>squat over tell it will all be okay and that he's a good boy
>pull my panties (which where drenched) over to one side and slide his fat dick into my pussy
>it's so fucking big and fat that I cum after riding him for about thirty seconds
>hop off and go to finish him with my mouth
>just then a teacher walks in
>"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!"
>yelling, crying, confusion get sent to the principals office
>realize if it gets out that I was fucking a retard, I'll be bullied mercilessly and my parents will disown me for being a "slut"
>say that kevin raped me
"he put himself inside me but it was too tight so he made me use my mouth instead" *crying*
>the police are called and they do a rape kit
>determine that I was raped because of genital trauma (lmao no shit)
>kevin goes away after that
>rumors spread around school but I just say that he tried to rape me and got caught before he could do anything
>mfw

Honestly the dick was so good sometimes I wish l had the guts to own up to it, so I could get some more. Sometimes I feel sorry for kevin, but hey, at least he got some pussy.
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Was Kevin, dare I say it, /our guy/?
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>>36693365
if this is true youre subhuman trash
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>NICE_southpark.jpg
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>>36693414
This is ancient pasta. Like 2008 vintage.
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this bait might actually work on the newfags here, that's how dipshit stupid they are.
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god i wish i was kevin in that moment
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>>36693414
>the city of (you)

if this is bait youre a goodposter
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>>36693365
You have to try better
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I've seen this copy pasta before. Fuck off.
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How sad is my life that I got a
Boner from this?
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>>36693806
Join the unique club, amico.
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>>36693806
same here my man, even though i know its fake
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>>36693365
This is a fucking classic

Originalioooo
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>>36693365
Post some tits bitch
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