>My (now) ex-girfriend told me that I have a small dick and

Nobody wins when you hurt each other

>>36692607
NO you didn't win. There is no retort to having a small dick if you have a small dick. The best you can hope for is she doesn't tell everybody and by responding, she may anger more and start running her mouth. IGNORE and PRAY she keeps her mouth shut.

>>36692655
>>36692624
yes i did nerds

>>36692624
This was a bit too much for me anon, I didn't expect these feels when I entered the thread.

>>36692607
Shouldn've told her she had small tits and you felt like a gay pedo when you fucked her

Tell her that her dick is so small she has to take other dicks like a bottom faggot. Never forget women are just very faggy gay men with micro penises

>>36693784
THIS! You need to tell her this! It will wreck her so hard

>>36693784
nice, I'll keep that one in the back pocket for next time