/uni/ general - Finals Week

i have midterm exams tomorrow and I know nothing.
Also I discovered I have arrhythmia, so I guess that's something else to worry about.

>>36691852
1 report and 4 finals
I developed the mother of all fevers and am currently bedridden and cannot concentrate at all without coughing every 5 minutes, why is fate so cruel.
Anyone got any fever remedies to help me save my grade asap inb4 kys yourself

>>36691852
I took adderall for the first time last night. It was only a half-pill because I'd already been drinking energy drinks and my friend didn't want me dying. Still I haven't slept and probably won't have another chance to until late tonight

We got finals late so I have the last regular test on this French 2 class in 3 hours. I only need a 50% on it and the final + decent grades elsewhere but I'm such a fucking failure I didn't study for this at all and won't hit that 50% mark. Non-stop studying until then I guess.

>>36692870
You must give up and let mother nature do its thing.

It's that time again.

Pulling an all nighter to get my work done on dubtrack

Currently 11pm and I expect to be up till around 3 or 4 pm to finish my assignment.

Feel free to join and play tunes.

https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/doodlewang

>dissertation due wednesday
>still need to write the literature review and tidy everything else up
>spent the last 3 days shitposting instead of writing

fucking kill me
this literature review shit, i just cannot get myself to write it

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>>36693054
Scratch that. I expect to be up til lat least 10pmish. A lot of work to do.

Always nice getting small comfy study groups chilling with tunes.

I'm tired so I wanna drink an energy drink but I'm worried about this test so my heart is already racing and I feel like I'll die if I drink it. Life sucks.

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How are sips for staying awake? Coffees better?

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>>36693194
>>36693197
s i p b o y detected!

I just popped a modafinil.

>>36691852
>3, 15 minute presentations
>1, 5 page paper
>1, take home essay final exam
For some reason I have all A's in my classes. Even though I hardly give a shit about any of them

>>36693241
>1, take home essay final exam
Mate you fucking get to TAKE HOME your final exam. Of course it's going to be easy as fuck.

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>>36691852
Linear Algebra the day after tomorrow.
1st year math is easy as shit.

>>36691852
>wake up to 6 am to prep for class for the day, finals week
>drive to class, hour or so in shit traffic half asleep
>forgot i dont have class this morning

>>36691852
ive got 2 exams that are very important. One tommorow, and one thursday. Thursdays is more important and has more content, but tuesday is still necessary to score B or A. I'm fairly comfortable with tommorows exam to get like a C, but not with Thursdays. How do I go about studying for both? Freshman here.

>>36692906
The good news is you'll crash hard and get good, long sleep.

I took a 30mg adderall cap once back in my first college run and it made me super productive that day.

>>36692950
OP here. That's basically my situation with this final I'm taking here shortly. It's Advanced Physical Geography, for the final I have to hand-write an essay over whatever kind of rocks this faggot-ass professor decides to bring into the class today and where/how they are formed in the Earth's crust.

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>>36693854
I can see why people get hooked on the stuff, I only took half of one of the guy's weaker pills and went hard literally until daybreak. I feel like I should be more tired with only 30 minutes or so of sleep but I don't feel any fatigue yet, we'll see if it hits later today though...

>have a data structures an algs final at 12-2
>failed the first 2 exams
>knew the material but brain was off

I am seriously in jeopardy of failing... This final determines if I spend more fucking time in this hellhole. I can't take this class again, man... I spent maybe 15+ hrs on each of the homeworks and I'm sure it wasn't just me.

This was the hardest shit ever.

>>36692870
Drink water take paracetamol (it's an antipyretic as well as a painkiller) make sure you get sleep I get that you'll want to study as much as possible but if you're too ill you'll get nothing done anyway

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> precalc exam on trig equations in three days
>haven't studied at all yet
How fucked am I, on a scale of 1 to 10, /uni/?

>already passed all of my finals
>graduating with a 3.9 GPA
>already have a salaried job that I'll be starting in July
>tfw 2 months of nothing to do but masturbate and post epic memes

>have 3.2 GPA
>got a D and two C-'s this sent
How far will I fall?

>stay up all night doing homework, running on no sleep today
>it's worth it though, completely caught up
>actually understanding the material
>go to class, going over the homework
>1000 brainlet questions later the consensus "textbook" answer is on the board
>it's exactly what I'd already figured out, actually fucking proud of myself for once
>fat cunt in the front row "ACKSHUALLY"s IRL
>points out some fucking bullshit that neither the teacher nor the textbook had a problem with
>"oh wow marissa great catch, let's figure this out wow"
>the brainlets spend another 30 fucking minutes trying to find a way around a non-issue
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING ROASTIE """SMART""" BITCH I WAS FUCKING RIGHT AND YOU JUST FUCKING NITPICKED BECAUSE YOUR DUMBASS COULDN'T ACCEPT BEING WRONG ON SOMETHING, GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR INABILITY TO ACCEPT PARALLEL INTERVALS YOU FAT FUCK

>>36694850
People that correct that shit are the worst. Nobody cares and it invalidates the studying of literally everyone else.

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>5,000 word essay
>due in 24 hours
>only started yesterday
you'd think I would learn to not be a shitbag

>prof tells us thursday class got an Average C and no A's on the final
>just took it today
>definitely did not get an A

welp there goes my A

>>36694571
6/10. PUT THE EQUATIONS INTO QUIZLET AND MEMORIZE THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

24 hours until drop out my accountancy program and start the cram school for my classical and flamenco guitar program. The anxiety is killing me. My family will skin me alive.

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>>36693061
get your ass down to the uni library and type that shit out tomorrow anon

>>36695379
I struggled with 3k last week, it's still like 6pages of writing.

Luckily I had all my notes/research ready otherwise I would have been fucked

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>>36695973
You've been in this position before?

>that girl who brings her fucking dog to lecture
why? for what reason? you're disturbing the whole damn class. idk why my professor never says shit

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Need to get an A in my Speech class, those who have A's going into the final. Don't have to take it. This class by far is the hardest class I have taken. I honestly thought it would be a walk in the part but I was fucking wrong. We have to write multiple papers, have to talk about subjects for more than 10 minutes, she is a fucking grammar nazi, and we have to give about 6 primary sources. All of this for a fucking speech class, however, she is a fucking MILF by far. She is the stereotypical soccer mom. So I don't feel as angry when she has us do these things.

>finish finals
>feel depressed
every time

I WANT TO DIE AAAAAAAAA
ORIGINILIONI

>>36692950
This went better than expected.

Not GOOD but better than I hoped. Probably a 60%

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>>36691852
Lol uni is nothing with pic related.

>simple
>one chiral carbon
>4 isomers
>simple metabolic process
>re-uptake proteins dont stand a chnace

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>get lucky enough to get chosen to play an active shooter with simunitions during SWAT team drills all day
>autistic professor wont let me take a conflict exam
>gonna have to bail on this opportunity
How do we stop hard asses

>>36694631
Fuck this can be me if I don't do well on finals

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>>36691852
>Tfw you start feeling depressed right before your finals.
Why the fuck did it have to pop up now of all times?

>how many big assignments
One paper tomorrow I haven't done and one project in a week I haven't done
>how are the grades
Bad
It's fucking pointless, I don't even want to go the rest of the semester. Who cares how pathetic it is, not like anything matters anyway

I got 2 final exams and one small 4 page paper due. Grades are pretty shit compared to usual, might get a D in English cause I didn't show up enough.

>>36691852
just had finals two weeks ago
now just waiting for marks
it's absolutely killing me

I have a lab report due at midnight and homework due in class tonight, I could get both done if I didn't have to work or if I had managed to do more than 4 hours of work this weekend. After that I have to write an 8 page paper by next tuesday.
Then it's time for finals.

Im thinking of quitting next semester, I don't know if I can handle a part time job and 12 units again.

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>>36691852
>failing my most important class
>on the edge of failing everything else
>been having panic attacks and existential crises all week
>wake up this morning suddenly feeling better than I have all year
>too late to matter
I hate my mind

>>36699735
I've failed an important class as well. Are you going to retake it this summer?

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Fugg, went from a 96 to a 91 because I got a 78 on the final.

I studied for 20 hours and wasted time studying shit that wasn't on test. Lost my A Chemistry II.

Welp, at least I'm getting an A in Anatomy

>>36699920
Not being offered over the summer it's a language class and I haven't had time to study since I've been wagecucking nearly full time, but I'm planning to just hire a tutor over the summer and test out of it before the semester begins

>>36697566
oh shit same anon here
got marks back
i'm getting kicked out lads

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>volunteered to submit the group project
>literal copying and pasting the other members' sections and my own into a central document
>or so I thought
>sections aren't referenced properly
>some sections are written in the wrong tense
>told to include figures and formulas, half the sections have neither
>literally blocks of text with things like "fix this later" written in them
The worst part is that we all get the same mark. There's no way I can fix all this shit, I would literally have to rewrite the whole report. Fucking normies write like 5 year olds, their minds are probably addled by drugs and booze because they party so much.

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>>36700297
>first semester
>group project
>one retard never comes
>we dont meet up the last week
>we submit together last minute
>my parts were way too good
>presentation
>"why was anon's part extensive"
>"he has no job and no kids that's why it was so good and different"
>awkward silence..

great first semester, taking social sciences and electives and mandatory shit is retarded. I had another group project of 4 people...and 2 of us did all the work. "we were too busy bro" naw bitch both of you get 0's and we get 100's

Group projects are a fucking meme in college

>>36700481
>naw bitch both of you get 0's and we get 100's
I wish my system worked like that. We just get 1 mark for all of us
>"he has no job and no kids that's why it was so good and different"
Fucking normies man.

>>36700530
what's funny is it literally only took me 2 hours to practice and make that presentation...I did it before class too

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>3.94 gpa first two years with normie courses
>first all science semester with 3 labs
>fucking 2 A's and 4 B's

goddamn this shit takes too much time, why make us learn so much useless shit. I shoulda just joined the Navy

>1 final left tomorrow
>going in with a 98%
>all A's everywhere else
Feels pretty good.

4000 word tutored dissertation due tomorrow
I didn't realize tutored meant I could send drafts to my tutor long in advance so my grade will probably be way worse than it could have been with revisions to the final draft

I'm still not finished. I have like two small sections to write + abstract + conclusion but I'm already at 3800/4000 words so I'm gonna go over the limit and then have to spend time cutting things out
Meanwhile I've been spending most of the day playing Town of Salem

fuck me

>>36696338
yea but for AP psych. fucking normies would tank but I would always score A's. Then at the end of the year they finally learned about quizlet. and were like "HURRR DUUH so smart"

>Wait until day before to start work
Why do I do this? Just spent 5 hours studying for a midterm, butchered the midterm then spent 11 hours writing up a sub par report due today. I'm not gonna make it brahs.

At least it's only the first semester
>tfw no quakechurch trap gf

give it to me straight lads. am i fucked if i graduate with a BA in history? will i have to go to graduate school?

>>36702370
I don't know anything about your major

but you could always become get a comfy desk job in the military with your degree, or you could fly off and teach English somewhere in asia or something

those are my two backup plans

>>36702370
join chairforce or navy, do officer school if you have a 3.5 gpa

Do navy and you can be a robot stuck in a robot room and robot hallways, robot stores, robot bed, robot food, it's perfect

>>36691852
> be me
> 22
> graduate
> system engineering degree
> work for 6 months
> depressed upon the realisation i'll be stuck in an office slaving my life away just so i can afford a better house (not even a car since in my country people rely on bikes/public transport)
> join the army
> helicopter pilot
> tfw i'm 6 months away of getting my license
> will work for the army at first, then as a private pilot for the wealthy
> tfw happier than ever

i fell for the CS meme. don't do that unless you're seriously autistic. i believed i was but not enough to type shit in front of a screen 8 hours a day

>>36694622
Damn you are in heaven. Enjoy while you can.

got an assignment due next monday and I genuinely think I'm not going to be able to complete it because I'm too fucking stupid.

>>36703098
Whats the best degree to get for chairforce officer?

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>been studying since morning
>feel ready to neck myself
>normies going out
it's petty, but can't wait the moment I'll be laughing all the way to the bank with my 300k starting while they're complaining about muh student debt and no jerbs

>>36703344
anything, you don't learn military shit in normie school

>>36691852
Im in the military so i dont have finals peasant

>>36703098
i shouldve done this.. im in the marines but i secured a good job for afterwords. Ill probably be in executive security

>>36691852
How to cram?

Need a 60% to pass in my final, got realistically a bit less than 10 hours to prepare now if I sleep and don't fuck around.

It covers chapters on 2&3rd laws, phase transition, simple mixture, activity and equilibrium for physical chemistry thermodynamics.

Went through the first 2 chapters easy. The simple mixture wasn't easy, the impossible text problems destroyed my confidence. I didn't do all the problems on that.

I have activity and equilibrium to learn and practice from scratch. Preferably I would like to go over mixture and 2nd law again.

How should I go about making most of my time and passing the final? For the last two days, I have been studying very inefficiently. Also, the exam problems tend to be easier than the text book ones.

>>36703578
What is ROTC you uneducated swine?

>>36691852
>economics degree
>Classes are really easy if you can do math stats and programing.
>got 3 job offers for decent money at job fair, but I am still a year off graduation
Then everything turned to shit.
>current bank job won't let me do any dank internships with any other finance companies
>contract says they own me
>can't quit for just a part time summer gig
>suddenly all my econ electives are filled with bro dude business students slowing the class to a crawl becuase they slept through econ 101
>also tons of science majors trying to cheat by trying to derive the formulas.
>they don't know our formulas are just made up for each model.
>force professor to spend hours explaining why the math is not working out for them.
>this further triggers the buisneas majors.

End up with a take home test full of true or false questions because the prof is 100% done. Business majors still not satisfied.

Can we all just agree businesses should not be a major? Just make it a 2 year cert and get these brainlets out of my classes >>36691852

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How do I find/meet the awkward/autistic nerd-type girls around here? I know they mostly belong to Chad too but they still seem more approachable than the Stacy-types, I feel like I could get somewhere with one of them

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>>36691852
got a term paper due in 6 hours.
Been chipping away at it every now and then while hardheartedly browsing twitter and 4chan

If i fail this ill just off myself already

>>36704682
>twitter
For what reason?

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>>36704699
Trump-san

also tomomi motozawa/other pornstars

>>36704749
Shit taste desu, but whatever helps you not kill yourself I guess

ive been studying for the past 40 days, 10 hours a day, the finals are a week away and im so fucking tired and burned out

what the fuck do i do now

>tfw brainlet studying math
im just waiting to get exposed for the fraud i am

>>36704638
Stop being a beta. Just go after every girl and one of them might eventually make a mistake and end up with you.

>>36704797
Sleep and vidya, if you truly have been studying that much. Nothing to worry about

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>>36704792

>tfw its not helping at all

>>36704811
im afraid i will forget all ive learned so i force myself to go to the library and reread the notes for the 100th time

i want it to be over

>>36704860
Sounds like you have anxiety. Also, over-studying can fuck you up. Why not continue but for shorter intervals, like half that time and dedicate some to tv/games/whatever

>>36704860
You're more likely to break on the test and not remember things by over-studying. Stop stressing so much, you've done too much work to fuck yourself over by preparing too much

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>>36691852
>tfw got 15 homework assignments to turn in before end of semester
>each one takes 2hrs to do
>have other shit I need to be studying
>browsing 4chan as we speak not doing said homework

so in the end all this work and studying is just so we can get a wagecuck 50-60k a year job to work till we die?

>>36705078
Not all of us get comfy jobs handed to us by our dad's friend

>>36704141
Inferior to OCS.

J/k, but'll hear that joke a lot.

>>36700026
your professor/uni is shit if a 91% isn't an A

anyone who reads this good luck on your finals

I have a pretty important final on Friday @ 11AM that determines whether or not I'm gonna stay in school. A project, draft of a project, and presentation due tomorrow that I haven't started yet and another project due Monday.

Gonna be a fun night

>>36705711
thanks senpai

Come on anons, start working and dont procrastinate like me

>final project due tomorrow
>not even halfway through

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git gud brainlets

>>36705832
>entry level courses

>>36705832
>B+

lmao get fucked retard

>>36705876
Keep coming to this thread at the end of the next semester. My grades will always be A+.

>>36705909
Best regards, anon. I'm glad for you.

>>36705887
:(((( the professor was a hard marker. Lots of definitions in the tests and half of the term mark was from lab reports which the prof deducted marks from structure like a maniac.

>>36705931
thnks buddy. hopefully I'll transfer to a university and leave this stupid community college

hey i qualify for $2k more in the Federal Direct Subsidized loan next year AND my Pell Grant got boosted by a whole $200

i should probably be looking for scholarships

anyone got tips for actually getting scholarships? got a ton of time over the summer

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>tfw graduated uni
>no job in sight

Im scared bros, at least when i was in uni I had an excuse but now im an autist stuck in the real world. I dont think im going to make it bros.

>>36706188
Dude just apply for jobs everywhere

>>36703854

I think you should just defecate on the proctor's desk as soon as everyone is seated. pretend you're not well

>>36706188
what degree my dude?

>>36706437
STEM Engineering meme degree

>>36706205
I have very poor social skills

>>36706679
you're engineering. theres literally no way you cant find a job.

>>36705078
Speak for yourself, non-STEM brainlet

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>>36705633
That's an A- at most unis

What do you think of the travel and tourism degree? Currently at it

>>36707179
Travel and tourism as in... travel planning? Are you planning on running a travel agency in the 1960s?

>>36707202
>Are you planning on running a travel agency in the 1960s?
Wut

>>36696957
What chem is this?

>>36694571
>precalc
ok give up now if you think this is difficult

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>decide that I'm going to really buckle down this semester
>spent the first five weekends at the library
>actually reading to prepare for lecture
>getting writing assignments done a week before they are due
>didn't miss a single lecture before spring break
>slowly start to recede
>have skipped multiple classes in the last month
>haven't cracked a book in weeks
>showed up for a final this morning without even so much as looking at my notes beforehand
>two papers due on Friday, haven't even started them
>contemplating not even showing up for one of my finals because I can skip it and still land a C
>barely got out of bed this weekend

lel.

It really was a completely linear downfall.

>paper due tomorrow
>absolutely stumped

>finals in a week
>have to do well on them or I fail all my classes
>have every reason in the world to study
>still don't
w-what's wrong with me

>>36707802
I have this very same problem. In my case at least it's fucking futile to even try to study at home, way too many distractions that make me anxious.

I can study way better in the library, where there are minimal things to do besides actually studying, and even somtimes end up enjoying it.

>probably going to fail chemistry
>feel like a complete failure
Didn't help I had a lousy professor and the department is on academic probation.

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>tfw failed precalc

>>36707972

I really wish I could grasp chemistry. It's so fascinating. It just doesn't click for me for whatever reason.

>Uni going well for first time, good grades
>Been cycling and weight lifting to lose fat and gain muscle
>Starting to look good for the first time in my life
>Things looking up
>Hairline starting to thin
>Hair not growing thick like it used to
>Can't even grow full stubble
>Only 21

Hold me bros. I hope I can get fucking ripped before it goes so I can try for the jason stathem look but I don't know if I'm that aesthetic.

>>36708173
working out=increased hair loss

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>bust my ass studying for final exam in my algebra class because I'm horrendous at it
>if I can just get a 60% on this 36 question final I'll be at a 70 or above, and I'll pass
>go in today and believe I did get at least the 60%
>come home and check online
>68% on final
>oh thank you jesus now I can check my final grade
>69.71%

h-h

s-surely my teacher will round it to a 70, like I am clearly unable to?


right?

>it's another "you should have done this earlier" episde

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>>36708706
>tfw have to get 50% in all my exams to pass them
>2 weeks to go
>panicked as fuck

>>36708706
I hope your relationship with the professor is good, start doing some dick sucking

so when you guys don't sleep and just do work, what do you do if you need energy later in the day?

>>36708864
it is, I'm one of the only people who stuck around for his class after he said "you guys dont have to show up as long as you're doing the homeworks and coming for tests" the entire semester.


Homeworks for the class all at 100%.

Just the memory loss when I sit down at a test fucking me up.

>>36707179
A more general hospitality management degree would probably be better.

>>36707438
I think he means the increase in people planning trips online rather than through agents.

>final final exam tomorrow
>graduation sunday
>no job lined up
>everyone and their fucking mothers asking me where I'm working after graduation
Fuck everything and fuck everyone who expects me to go straight into the workforce so I can be miserable just like them. Grad school here I come.

>>36709123
What degree? I'm in the same boat except for the part about people caring enough about my life to ask me about my plans.

At least my folks are letting me skip my ceremony.

Did microecon now I have to decide if I want to take 2 exams I know im gonna fail. Its hard to focus when you family is going through hard times. Im gonna fail the classes anyway due to absences. Do you anons think I should still go?

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>all finals next week
>need 80% on each of them to pass
>even then, will have a 2.45 GPA afterwards
Who else fucking /hopeless/ here?

>taking CS1 for the second time
>still confused as hell
REEEEE
WHATS EVEN THE FUCKING POINT OF ARRAYS?

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Well, I just barely passed precalc with a 70%. The material wasn't hard, I just missed a ton of shit early on.

What am I in for this fall for Calc 1?

I want to die
fuc

>>36709263
To hold data in an easy to access form. Generally so you can increment it as a list. so for instance we have an array of 4 elements and each element has something we want to add 3 to. Its easier to run this array through a loop than taking each element out assigning it to a variable and then running it through.

>>36709291
Calc 1 is easy even kind of fun. But Calc 2, fuck that.

>>36709172
Criminal Justice/Political Science.
It's only family asking me about my plans so they can flaunt what their kids are doing after graduation.
I'm skipping the ceremony as well. I don't really think it's all that big a deal.

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>decide not to be a piece of shit who has lots of free time but does zero work alone in dorm room
>pop an addy
>go to the library and get some solid work done on an essay
>actually not procrastinating for once and will maybe not have a stressful finals week if I continue this trend
feels amazing. gonna go to the gym tomorrow, gonna be productive, self esteem boosted enough to last me at least a few months

>>36709315
O-oh that makes sense. Maybe these notes are just poorly written.

>>36709327
My undergrad degree doesn't qualify me for shit in my field, so I've always known I will have to go to grad school. The pointlessness of my degree is the main reason I'm skipping the ceremony - there's basically no reason for me to celebrate. The degree is basically a glorified checkpoint.

>>36709423
I coasted through cs freshman courses. Its mips and the more involved terminology thats getting me. I dont know how your exam will be but mine was 1 part paper 1 part program. If I were you I would look up everything about the language your first class is about and then go from there. Learn how to do shit basically. If you fail this time though you may want to look into another major (if you were doing this for cs). Some majors require base line cs courses though so if you can pull this off it would benefit you.

>>36709382
Where'd you get the amphetamines anon? Darkweb? I really need some

>>36709573
hell yeah
I say addy but I mean actual speed. I just measure 40mg (70% racemic mixture, so it's around 30mg of active ingredient, virtually indistinguishable from a real 30mg IR) and put it in a capsule. It's great. Got 10 grams of paste for 30 bucks from central europe (dried out to 5 grams but that's still 9000 times cheaper than buying actual adderall, and it works just as well).
Feels like I'm cheating. Only problem is tolerance shoots up so fast.

>>36703098
If you weren't such a shut in you could socialize and only have to type shit in front of a computer for like two hours a day

fucking loser faggot

>>36691852
I'm going through a major depressive episode. Haven't checked my texts or emails in four days because I'm afraid of what I'm going to see. Today I blew off my group and our project is due tomorrow (we were like 90% done with it but still). I have a paper due tomorrow that I've barely started. I also have a midterm for a class that I've missed a full month of lectures for. I also have another group project due tomorrow that I haven't started, I haven't checked my email, my partner's probably pissed at me. I dropped two classes this semester after dropping three last semester, my transcipt has so many fucking Ws this year.

And instead of doing any of that I'm blogposting on this site and won't get any responses.

>>36709843
i hope this (you) makes your incompetence all worth it :)

>>36709382
I'd never considered it before. That actually sounds really nice. I'll have to look into it.

>>36709911
I'm assuming you're being sarcastic, but there's really nothing to it

>>36709263
An array is just an ordered list pretty much. Any time it would be useful to store data in such a way that you can index it and easily access the nth element, that's implemented as an array in one way or another. There are lots of reasons to store data like that.

>>36710080
I'm not being sarcastic. I've wasted three days on my computer in my room when I have a shitton of stuff all due tomorrow, and now I'm panicking. I need focus.

Has anyone taken an ACS Exam for organic chemistry? I dont know what to expect on this shit.

>>36710179
well the thing about that is it's already probably too late for you, depending on your time zone and the time the projects are due
still you can have some actual fun shitting them out as low-effort as you think you can manage without totally failing, that's really actually fun sometimes because it's a good strategy for terminal situations like yours, and sometimes if your writing is extra spicy (since you no longer care about doing it sincerely) you can be pleasantly surprised with a grade higher than you'd expect

>>36707070
the market is over saturated with engineers. Thousands of new graduates enter the market every year and that's not even counting the immigrant workers they bring in.

>>36691852
guys I have to give a 7-8 min powerpoint presentation tomorrow morning on Japanese Hip Hop and the effects of Globalization....

any suggestions? I might be fucked.

>>36710606
play some shing02 for the class
rap along with the lyrics

>>36710570
yeah this is true. if you look at the BLS numbers compared to the yearly graduates, there's for most engineering fields about 2.5 graduates for every job. I think civil was actually the lowest though.

>>36710799
that's what I be thinking. My S.Korean prof. showed us Japanese Hip Hop one day which wasn't really Hip Hop but more like new wave edm shit. So I sent her an email containing some Soul Scream and Nujabes and told her what some really cool Japanese Hip Hop is like. she was rather impressed and told me that I should make that my final presentation which is worth maybe 20% of the grade? I have been swamped with all my other shit and I have been sick lately (who hasn't?) but I am gonna fall flat tomorrow. Wish me luck bois

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>>36710858
you got this man

Starting uni this fall anything I should know before I move onto campus and potentially fuck up my time here?

>>36710895
staying in your dorm means you will be alone in your dorm for the next 4 years, it's a glue trap situation. if you're okay with that, okay, but make sure you are if you do

>tfw I have 3 finals on my birthday

FUCK

You're all fucking normies if you're not failing classes, skipping a lot of lectures because you're either really hangover or still drunk in the morning

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>>36710888
thanks bro. Nice digits

>>36710948
>you're not a normie if you're below 21
>you're a normie if you don't have friends above 21 who can consistently provide you with spirits
hmmm

>>36710991

Underage fuck off from this board

>>36711003
I'm 20 you illiterate retard

>>36710948
if you are still young enough that you can't buy alcohol you have no business on 4chinz let alone this board

>>36711011

Whatever you say normie kiddo

>>36710895
Listen to anon >>36710931 I'm graduating in the fall without any friends. I had bad anxiety and wanted to hide out for just a little bit freshman year, then I didn't get to know anyone that fall, that turned into the year and two years later here I am. I kept telling myself that I could make friends later and I would be fine but I just dug myself into a deeper and deeper hole. In college it's really easy to meet new people *if* you already have friends, that's the key. Make them early and you should be fine.

>>36711022
>>36711024
>I think 18 and 21 are the same number

>>36711039
no I think that if you are too young to buy your own alcohol you have no right calling yourself a robot and need to promptly fuck off.
The future is bright for you youth! Now begone

>>36711127
fine I'm going back to tumblr, I'm sick of this ageism anyway

>>36711150
nice bait nigger seriously leave now

>>36711209
I've been here since I was years underage, there's no leaving at this stage

>>36711235
you need to be banned now

>>36711269
I haven't broken a single rule. keep crying cuck

>>36710817
That's nothing. I had to beat 800 people for one of the 20 positions for my job. God damn it would be a dream to compete against 3 other people.

>>36711278
>I haven't broken a single rule
besides admitting that you browsed a board you shouldn't have because you were underage? nice logic retard. obviously your brain hasn't fully developed yet

>>36711300
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about but you clearly need to work on your reading comprehension.

>>36691852
First final this week, its a take home test and I have my notes from this semester saved.

I have my history final next week and the teacher posted all the questions and she's choosing which ones to put on.

Astronomy final should go ok, I have my study guide for it, along with communications.

I'm really fucking worried about statistics

On the Upside I got a girls number today

>>36691852
My real only final is Wednesday night, tomorrow morning I've got one but I've basically got a C+ secured and getting a 60% would net me a B, so I'm not too worried. But if I do really well there is a chance I get an A. On Wednesday however it'll be tough, I've been studying since last Sunday taking days off to study for my other tests but I'm feeling good, going for a C in that class but if I do well I might get a B! Possibly could fail though and have to take it over the summer. All in all feeling good bots, semester didn't end as bad as I thought it was going too.

>>36711306
uhhhhh I see that you said you were 20 (still a fucking baby btw) but you admitted to browsing 4chan when underaged. NOW FUCK OUT OF HERE

>>36711306
>>36711343

you're both giant fags so who really cares

>>36711343
Duhhhhhh 20 is not underage idiot. The drinking age is 21. 4chan bans under-18s. Jesus you're dumb

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Finals week already? Good luck friends
Quick question, does anybody here have any knowledge of a General Arts and Science course? What type of people would I expect in my class? Only took this course because I didn't want a degree in something I wouldn't like

>>36711343
how are you even in a uni thread if you're this bad at basic word problems?

>>36710817
and almost all other degrees are following suit. I'm dropping out after this year and finding an apprenticeship/trade school. I'm just ready to get to work.

>>36711442
ive taken alot of science courses, just get a not retarded lab partner. It will save you a shitton of time and energy

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>take geology with president of geology club
>geo final will be open book open notes and we can take it with a group
>ask girl from geology club if I can take the final with her
>she shoots me down and says she is going to do it by herself
so much for club loyalty. I must have looked like an autistic neckbeard

>>36694631
do D's get degrees at your school?

>>36697062
IKTF senpai I feel like shitting my pants and I know the brain chads can walk in without studying and ace the class

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>Asians everywhere
go away chinamen

>>36700169
hit up duolinguo on your phone over the summer senpai

>>36712434
>ask girl [for selfless/comradely/friendly/loyal act]
mistake identified

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>going to fail English Composition 2
>going to make Ds in all my other classes

>>36712536
she is way smarter than me I guess she thought I would just slow her down. I have a 77% in the class now and I need an 83% to get a B.

She is also transferring this summer so i guess she doesn't care about some kiss less virgin like myself

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>>36691895
>Also I discovered I have arrhythmia, so I guess that's something else to worry about.
You should aim for Lily.

>>36712563
did you go to your schools writing center for help this semester?

>>36712583
well at least u tried man, better then most of us

>>36712633
I have no problem writing them, it's just that I always write them the night before and my teacher had us turn in all our rough drafts this semester, which I don't do. I also wrote the majority of our second paper and just didn't turn it in, so it's literally not possible for me to pass now.

>>36712583
what's with the self deprecation guy
group projects are one thing, those are shit, but it takes a real shitter to turn down a second opinion on the very rare group test
I mean that shit just ain't wise unless the final is strictly timed or the other person is sub-70% auditing retard
I'll leave the rest of the dot-connecting to you, maybe you being down on yourself the whole semester is why she thought you were a sub70-subhuman, I wouldn't know, but still, that's some bitch shit

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thanks. I fap a lot so i am used to doing shit by myself. I have a week before the final so I can just cram the chapter reviews do 2 a day and organize my notes.

My Historical Geology professor and the geology club advisor will also probably be willing to shoot the shit about rocks with me since my faggot physicial geo prof has no office hours.

He told us exactly what was gonna be on the test and I just need to study it. I saved my old exams so I know which diagrams I cocked up on and need to study
>>36712705
I agree it is a cunt move. hell with two people we could split up the test in half and just review any questions we were iffy on. My prof seems super lazy since he is going to let us take the final outside of the testing room. I could understand open book/ notes but letting us google shit is making a half formed almost take home test thing

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>tfw barely passing a math class I'm taking for the 3rd time
>I'm literally .05% above the passing requirement
>final exam in 2 days
>worth 35% of my grade
>don't know shit
>can't get myself to study at all
>just sit and stare at the text before giving up and shitposting/wallowing in depression/crying
I wish I could fucking focus. This is the easiest fucking math class ever, I don't understand how I could be doing so awful. I even promised another anon here that I'd pass this semester and I thought I was gonna do it but now idk. Wish I wasn't so fucked in the head.

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>>36712826
if you have the $ shell out for a few hours of private tutoring. Go over the end of chapter exams for every chapter you covered in class and just review senpai. Does you school have a math help center

>>36703098
Holy shit you're me, except I dropped out of CS early when I lost all motivation and failed everything, and my eyes are too shit for the military so I have to wagecuck and pay for a civilian license. I'm about 6 months away from my license too.

>>36712773
my originalest good lucks to you

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History exam on the 19th Century today. Wish me luck boys, I'm going in.

>>36712705
>auditing
People actually do this? You could just torrent textbooks of the subject and study more efficiently on you own.

>>36712865
There is a review session that my prof is gonna do but those never help me. I can't seem to focus in class, am too anxious to ask questions and all the other kids ask weird obscure questions that are never on the test. My uni does have a math help center but I think it's closed during finals week and I was too nervous to ever go there either.

I always just have a breakdown the day before a test and only then can I force myself to cram for a few hours. I just hope I can scrape by with a fucking D and get this class over with man.

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>>36712958
some people have a gap between classes/ are retired neets

>>36712969
quit being a bitch boy and go to your math help center I was an idiot who tested into algebra 1 level math and I called my way out by just reviewing the end of chapter tests

>>36712958
there are several reasons to audit actually, especially if it's not coming out of your wallet, and while you could optimally study more efficiently on your own, that requires more discipline than people often have/get credited for (no pun intended)

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>tfw on the brink of failing every class this semester
>only perfect exam scores will save me
>still continue to skip lectures and play videogames with /vg/ friends

end my life right fucking now

40 page paper 10 minute presentation and an online portfolio of all my work
two weeks two graduation

Wtf? When does the American college year start/end? Pretty much everyone in Canadian universities are done by now, and we started the second week of september I'm pretty sure.

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>Final at 8:30am
>It is now 1:45am
>Still shitposting
I'm thinking about just saying fuck it and spending the next 5 hours studying
Thing is, I'm all out of cash, so no caffeine for me

who /ryerson/ university here?

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>>36713048
just take a break and treat yourself if you pass your classes. I am gonna buy a $1000 new rig once I pass my classes
>>36713068
it depends on semester/quarter system and how big of a christmas break they give you. My classes go from Jan-19 - May 11

>>36694571
are there past year papers, anon?

Precalc sounds like one of the 1st year mods, should be easy to handle if the module has past year papers and answer keys. Just grind them while referring to the notes.

>>36713147
There's a "pretest" I've been studying, but I can never be too sure.

>>36693054
>https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/doodlewang
in your room, you're not playing anything...

>>36713068
Yeah I've been done for weeks now. The sadist in me enjoys watching the tortured souls in this thread ^^

>>36694571
I keep hearing about this "precalc" shit, what even is that? Canadian high schoolers start full-on Calculus in grade 12, and continue it in first year university with linear algebra. Do you really not start Calculus till second year?

>paper due tomorrow
>watching videos of women pissing themselves

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>Teacher didnt curve the exam
>This is a science class
>Physics of all things
>No Curve
>No Hope
>More than 3/4ths failed.

I should've dipped at the beginning when I noticed the best professor decided to go on university leave and we were moved to a smaller room since many others left the class so no cheating

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Studying for the slim chance of getting a B
>tfw would get extra credit if I didn't skip class

>>36712826
what math class is it anon?

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>fucking three 5 page papers due this week one after the other
>doing them all a day before they're due
>these are just sick pranks from the teachers, haven't even gotten to finals week yet
>on top of this I'm banking in all my absences since this is the last week of classes
>missed 5hrs of class yesterday will likely skip my math class tommorow as we're just reviewing
Pretty bad that I'm clocking out with well more than a week left but I can't handle this end of the year bullshit much longer

>>36714249
Pre-Calc :^(

>>36713090
ya i got an exam at 8 am and its 2:58 am here and im still on 4chinz oh well.

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>>36691852
Poli Sci exam tomorrow that I haven't studied for and a Discrete Math final on Fri. I fucking need to pass Discrete or I lose my scholarship. I fucking hate it, I've failed it once already, and now I'll probably fail again. I just want to get a C and move on with my life.

>>36704797
>>36704797
smoke weed faggot

>>36691852
Trip decides what degree I study next year

>>36713090
same, 3 hours left

However my anatomy class is easy, I already feel fine because I knew most of the shit in review.

I'm confident, just want to sleep to do one more paper tonight

>>36713381
You nigger look at the time difference in the post date of your comments.

Fucking baka

Going to an exam. Yes i did study 3 days ago
wish me luck!

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After today I have a week to study until my last finals which are both on the very last day.

reeeee

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Turned in my "learning portfolio" (stuff I did over the course of my internship this past year) today and finished up some easy art final (pic related). Now I just gotta turn in a report on Wed. and I'll be good to go. Graduating Sunday.

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>>36712434
>ask girl if I can take the final with her
>asking for permission

say something like "do you want to do the final together" or "let's do the final together" instead

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>2 hours until anatomy final

I'm ready

>>36692870
Chicken soup, gatorade and some soda crackers

>>36710948
>brainlet detected
I just use all the free time from not hanging out/partying to study. Don't blame us bc you can't apply yourself

>>36712666
Woah what a retard lol

>head of history said that he will support my application to study abroad and will write a letter of referral for me

Reminder to make connections with your course faculty

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>>36714046
>try to relax after exams
>devolve into a video spree of Japanese women throwing up on themselves

Why can't I just have a normal fetish?

>>36710895
make friends early during your first sem. Should be able to partner up with people for the cooperative mods.

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>>36691852
Honestly I'm starting to regret not just getting a fucking job for the past two years. I hit 30k easily as a result and I thought it would force me to focus on my studies and social life. But here I am two years later at this new school and everything fucking sucks.

I think I'm going to try and make strides to at least pay down the private loans I took out because those will be the fucking death of me

Also currently debating what my best course of action for the summer is. I Could PERHAPS graduate in one more year (So a total of 5 years) but I have had no work experience, and it will be a hellish amount of two years. OR I could just graduate in 3-4 semesters and probably chill, work 20 hours a week, and focus on my grades a bit harder. (Perhaps ask my dad for help on paying all this shit down as well). Otherwise i have to take summer classes this summer and to be frank i don't really know if I can afford to do that with rent being the way it is

Tell me if I'm retarded
>20
> have about 30 credits total from 2 schools
>was in Navy for 4 months before 'breaking down'
>want to move to Alaska, at very least country
>don't want to go for anything hard
>refuse to take on debt
Now, I think if I play my cards right, I could go to a state school for free/close to it. I've thrown around the idea of teaching.
My thoughts are get teaching cert in something (either history or physics probably) and go to Alaska. I know they have openings because who wants to move to Alaska.

Not the best plan but it's about all I've come up with

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>cheapest studio to rent is $2400 more expensive/yr than shared accommodation
shit

>>36720323
iktf

I will be paying 685 a month for a room next semester and living with 4 other people.

Studios around here start at like 1000 a month and I legitimately don't understand how any student affords this shit, god help me if I lived in New York

Alaska is a tough place to live anon. I would try finding a partner or something before you do it. But thats only because you have the chance of running into wild life and needing more fire wood the further up you go.

>>36720349
stupid thing is, this is through the uni's letting agency
like how can you expect students to shell out so much baka desu senpai

I have a 6 page paper due in three days. I work all week but I'm doing my best to get at least some of it done each day.

The real kicker is that I have to do an "Environmental Service Project," basically meaning I have to find a local greeny group and tag along when they clean/plant. There were two potential projects given by the teacher, but I had to work during both of them. At this point I may need to BS it, look into a group's activities and pretend I was there.

>>36720379
If your uni is anything like mine, I'd avoid it like the plague. You get fucked by service costs included in the rent. I have no idea why people live in university sponsored housing other than muh experience in my town, because you end up paying 1000 a month minimum.

Dorm costs 14k a year here which is STUPID AS FUCK. I can live like a fucking king for less than that here

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>doing bad in an important class almost the whole semester
>final comes
>I think I did well on it but the grades for it won't be available until who knows when
>decide that If I fail, I need to ask my professor to withdraw me in that case (in case I fail because my final exam grade doesn't help me pass)
>write an email to my professor asking about it
>he is nodding as if he'll most definitely withdraw me
>Monday comes and our school website goes ape-shit
>classes aren't showing properly
>my class I thought I've failed is not on the list so I decide that I've been withdrawn due to failing my Final Exam and general poor performance in the class
>Tuesday comes; grades are due today;
>Apparently I passed all of my classes

wtf
I'm going to my uni right now to confirm all this bullshit with an advisor or something. I don't know what is happening anymore. I was going to either go to an army or drop out because of all of this.

>>36714366
Whelp I passed my Poli Sci exam I think, that shit seemed easy. Now all that's left is to somehow teach myself Discrete.

>>36713974
Mexicans and rednecks are too dumb to grasp algebra, so high schools make it so that you can pass without even taking trig.

>>36714046
>>36718983
at least you sound confident, I'm literally going to fail because I stayed up watching piss videos.

Maybe I should have done my research paper on fetishes.

linear algebra final at 8 am tomorrow

barely know how to start studying. i know the basic computations but half the fucking questions are insane theory shit that i can't really learn

>>36718061
Meh it worked for me last semester.

>>36692870
A friend told be chewing a whole clove of garlic really helps. Not sure if it's bs or not though.

Good luck anon

>>36693061
I hate literature reviews, but if you've compiled the articles and read them already then you should have no problem writing it, just buckle down anon.

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Final year and I'm not gonna show up to any of the exams. HAHAHAHA

>professor gave me good marks on my past essays
>tfw gonna turn in a half-assed shitty essay today
I feel really fucking sick, the anxiety has been killing me the past 2 weeks. I just want to get this over with.