I'm listening to my room mate fuck a girl in the other

Is your hand firmly around your cock? Try to synchronize your strokes with his thrusts.

are we talking cup to the wall or ?

have no roommates. never have this problem.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s19G5CG95zsH

>>36690894
I hate when I fuck my girlfriend and the bed squeaks like a motherfucker. Always worried cunts can hear it

>>36691037
i wanna fuck a grill too ;_;
it makes me jealous and sad

>>36691037
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s19G5CG95zsH
That pretty hot. She's loving it.
I'd be fapping for sure.

>>36690894
>I'm listening to my room mate fuck a girl in the other room right now
Just blast some music from speakers.

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>>36691037
[Originally laughing out loud]

>>36691045
>back when i lived with my parents
>live next to church
>they leave to go to church
>left window open, had loud sex with gf
>they had some stuff going on outside
didnt realize until we finished. still dont know if anyone heard anything.

>>36690894
Ask if you can clean them up when they're finished.

That happens only a few times a year here, but just yesterday some girl was getting fucked hard in an apartment close to mine.
I immediately started jerking off to their noises as I usually do.

>>36691037
Can... can you record it while you're audibly crying? That would be hot desu.

>>36691101
>>36691074
You two would probably love watching your girlfriend getting fucked by another man

>>36691127
That'a a pretty big logic leap anon...

>>36691127

At last that would be an improvement over never having a girlfriend to get fucked by another man in the first place.

Run in there and cum in his neck and shout "May's fools, faggot!" and run out.

>>36691144
You like jerking off to the sound and probably the sight of her getting fucked. Not much of a leap at all

>>36691101
>I immediately started jerking off to their noises
Fucking disgusting.

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>>36691045
>>36691092
...
LEAVE, NORMIES
...

>>36691171
It's no different than jerking to porn, Anon.

>>36691171
>random girl roomate is fucking = my own girlfriend

Whatever you say friend...

>>36691089
^ this is me, sorry for laughing at you
>>36691037
are you crying bro? or do you just have a runny nose? listen who cares what ur room mate is doing, just put in some head phones and ignore those normies

>>36691187

Hearing sex noises IRL actually has an incredible stimulating quality, it's completely different from watching/hearing them on a PC.
There's a feeling of presence and connectivity that porn can't even come close to.
I can only imagine how good actual IRL sex has to be.

>>36691278
>Hearing sex noises IRL actually has an incredible stimulating quality
maybe for you. for me it's extremely disgusting that you make sounds where other people might hear you.

>>36690894
put on cutesy anime music
play on FULL BLAST

>>36691037
Damn that bitch is loud

I mean it's hot when girls moan but there's a limit

>>36691215
It's real life. Very weird

>>36691304
This, please OP
(oregano)

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tfw I once got a boner hearing my sister get fucked

>>36691037
Dox them anon. Post this on their profile links on their facebook or whatever and watch them get socially embarrassed.

>>36691293
that's not disgusting, that's insecure

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all memes aside this is fucking depressing. I think we should all seriously consider suicide.

>>36691338
>scoially embarrassed for having sex

>>36691311
Porn is also real life, but recorded.

>>36691304
this. do it for keks.

>>36691358
Especially if their family members find out.

>>36691215
>It's no different than jerking to porn
I only read lovey dovey japanese pornographic comic books anon

>>36691338
Lmfao do this op. Good luck and enjoy the praise you get for doing it

>>36691037
Play this on a loud speaker
https://youtu.be/qX8eVoy-n3I

>>36691351
Last year I used to hear my roomate fuck a different girl seemingly every night which was pretty depressing.

However I would get to see them half naked in the mornings in the kitchen or the bathroom or whatever. He was banging 9 and 10's too. Was pretty cool

>>36691351
>implying we don't consider suicide

>>36691346
>insecure
what do you mean?

>>36691395
That would be almost as loud and unbearable as the roastie herself

>>36691398
>However I would get to see them half naked in the mornings in the kitchen or the bathroom or whatever.
I find it telling that you say "them" instead of "her"

>>36691398
fucking chads. why do they not leave any girls for us?

>>36691412
you're banging a girl, why should you care if you make sounds? You're showing dominance over people who might hear it

>>36691215
And this is why porn is degenerate.

Fuck, I hadn't watched porn in like 3 years then I watchd the other day again.

Feel subhuman now. Never again!

>>36691429
...because it was multiple different girls and not just one. If I said "her" it would imply just one, dummy.

>>36691434
>You're showing dominance over people who might hear it
This is stupid statement.

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>>36691045
You poor, tormented victim. How ever do you cope with the unspeakable tragedy that has befallen you?

>>36691391
OP already knows who his roomate Is. All he needs to do is post it directly to him and his family in particular. I assume he is in uni so his parent will find out he is not studying or the like.

>>36690894
Buddy you could have just said something, I'll make sure to bring her around when you aren't in or pay you to go out and have a good time while I'm plowing her.

>>36691461
whatever man, kepp being disgusted

>>36691433
He was your classic stoner, musician type.
"Hey, listen to this amazing song I wrote about the earth"

Girls dig all that bollocks.

>>36691433
No girl wants you. You leave no girls for yourself

>>36691482
Does he have a bandcamp or soundcloud?

>>36691468
Well if it gets too bad we fuck on the couch instead but she says it hurts her stomach with that angle.

>>36691482
why do girls go for stoners? it's degenerate.

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>>36691037
Should've negotiated with him that you'll only let them fuck if you can get a round in it with her as well, don't be such a beta loser..

>>36691293
actually its you

he is right in general

>>36691493
Probably, to be fair he was pretty good.
He was total dick when he was on a comedown though. I hated him.

>>36691474
Dude. Imagine if his roommates family knew their son was having sex. How embarrassing!

>>36691558
sarcasmus..

>>36691548
>why do girls go for stoners?
do they?
my two other friends are stoners but they dont get much action.

>>36691567
Very good dude. Why would you tell anyone about it on fb. No one would care

>>36691548
>why do girls go for stoners?
because of free drugs. duhh.

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>>36691615
im not the guy you responded to but it's obviously hr thinks the guy's parents must still be treating him as a child so telling them he's having sex instead of studying and getting somewhere in "life" would make them want to punish and berate him for being such a bad boy

>>36691099
How is giving them a spongebath supposed to help?

>>36691761
He gets to play with the cock

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At least he's not doing it in front of you in your room and is your best friend and the girl he's fucking is you oneitis. 2006 was a terrible year for me

>>36691679
They probably help pay his tuition. I'd be pissed if I was wastibg money on some guitar playing womanizer who failed his classes that I payed for.

>>36691792
LOL what. Tell the story anon.

>>36690894
When I lived in a dorm, Koreans apparently got mad at me for fucking one of "their" girls. Those faggots actually had the gall to tell uni staff that my neighbor and I were using drugs etc. Luckily, nothing ever came out of it. I also didn't learn about those rumors until years later.

>>36691807
Hell no I don't want to relive that day. Shit is suicide inducing.

>>36691819
>>36691602
dhisz

>>36691819
You've already started reliving it by bringing it up. Did you get to see your oneitis naked? did you see the cock inside her?

>>36691918
Ughh ughhh ugghhh oh chad-chun!!!! Show anon here how he would like to fuck me oh yes baby aaaaahh aaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!

>>36692006
I'd love fucking an anon oneitis in front of him.

this thread...
time to end it boys where is my heroin

>>36691037
>tfw that is the only time he enjoys being around her the rest of it is babysitting and listening to her problems and the retarded thoughts inside of her head

trust me anon you aren't missing anything aside from a wet dick

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>>36692054
>doing drugs
Goyriginal

>>36692078
Alcohol is a drug and has been used and abused by Europeans forever. Stfu

>tfw spent an hour trying to pick the lock on my friend's roommates bedroom at 3 am because he was fingerbanging his gf on the couch and I just needed to escape from the obnoxiousness of it all

Are these people entirely dependant on the suffering of others to get off or something?

>>36692155
Most people thrive off of the suffering of others, it's what keeps them going, knowing that as shitty as life is for them, there's always some one else who has it worse.

>>36692155
Why didn't you join in original

>>36690894

Put something through the wall

Like your fist, that's what I do punch a hole in the wall and strangle them through it

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I know that feel man

>last month
>brother, 18, brings home 2 fucking cute girls
>is fucking them in his room
>parents are on holiday
>his door is open
>his bed is right by the door so when I look through the crack in my door to his room I can see his ass pounding a girl whilst the other girl is having her vagina eaten
>thought this was literally a porn myth
>start to get angry as fuck watching his ass thrusting
>pull my pants down
>open the door
>turn so my ass faces his ass
>thrust like I am fucking a girl
>slam my door shut
>look back through the crack
>they are still fucking like nothing happened

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36690894
>tfw no roommate

I do share kitchen with fifteen normies, but it's still something.

>>36692457
Literally lmao'd. Why the fuck did you do that or think they'd notice

>>36691037
Hot and saddening, a god tier combo

>>36691037
Why do girls scream like that ? Is it the pain ? Do they like the pain ?

>>36692555
Mixture of pain and acting like they see in porn

>>36692555
from what I keep hearing, it's because their "brain turns off"

I think it's an evolutionary instinct to get the attention of multiple males.

>>36692505
I wanted to humiliate them

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>>36691037
>those last 3 groans from being dicked

you should've gone in there and asserted your dominance and penetrated her like never before

>>36692097
>comparing heroin to alcohol

>>36692566
>acting like they see in porn

This is so true and so fucking annoying. Girls in China or Asian girls in the West sound nothing like girls in Japan (due to JAV). Moans are amazing, but they're best when they're natural and not forced or faked.

>>36691037
hot, he is a stud

>>36693440
Why would you think that would humiliate them

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>>36690894
St Elliot's day is coming up, plan something special. I'm not saying you should kill them or anything excessive, but at least shit in his pillow cause or something like that