Who here /task master/

I once had to kill 10 boars for a chainmail shirt in Elwynn Forest.

>>36690957
That's a pretty mean mission anon, did you make any good memories wearing that chainmail?

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>>36690495
In real life?
Uh, well off the top of my head.
>be me around 10 or younger
>mom calls me into the kitchen
>anon go get some mil from the market down the street
>hesitant to stop playing half life mods for 10 minutes but agree
>about a block away i have to walk under this freeway overpass, which is right next to the "culver stream", to go to the market and then its a straight shot down the street
>under this overpass there was a homeless guy i called Mr. Milkyway
>he always asked for a chocolate bar when id walk past him since he lived right there and knew where i was going
>this time though he was just twitching underneath his blanket on the floor
>i get scared so i skate past him fast
>on my way im about to pass the "culver stream" which is really just an open sewage river
>see Mr. Milkyway just standing staring straight ahead
>i thought he was looking at me so i go up to him and ask if hes alright
>he seemed to have just snapped out of a trance and looks at me like im his long time nemesis or something
>piss myself

Hold on i gotta take out the trash

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>>36690495
I love tasks, especially when money is involved.

>>36691596
Interesting tale, did mommy reward you well?

>>36691609
What's the dirtiest thing you've done for money?

>>36691806
not who you replied to but once i sucked a dick for pokemon X (it had just come out)

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>>36691596
>he runs the 3 ft between us right into me and wraps his arms around my midsection
>he throws me up and over the 4ft high fence
>https://youtu.be/XJjnbhSTuqQ
>time slows as my face seems to take forever to hit the sewage beneath my incoming face
>thought itd be like landing in a lake or something
>face connects with piss water and then hard concrete
>pass out for maybe a minute
>come up from the sewage coughing and gagging
>throw up turd chunks and piss water for a bit
>fuck man the milk is gone
>look up and realize that was maybe a 30 or 40ft drop
>my face hurts, nose was broken
>yell up to the side walk until some dude who happened to be walking his dog shows up after about 40 minutes or so

When i told the story to my mom she called the police.
Apparently he was found naked in a park later and arrested.

>These guys think their task master

>>36691817
i NEED to know the story behind

When I was a bit younger and still really into drugs, I made kind of an RPG out of dealing. Like, fetch quests when I had to get 10 grams for someone, or skill levels when I learned to grow weed and mushrooms and shit

Not really that interesting, but I was a weird kid so I've got more stories of my ghetto-autism

>>36691951
was homeless in high school living in a car, the new pokemon game had just come out, black guy in my class was playing him and i made the offer.

5/10 wasnt entirely worth it but i like pokemon

>>36690495
that isn't what taskmaster means

>>36692385
You're right but wouldn't a master of tasks also be called a task master?

>>36692631
You aren't the master of tasks. You are the one the master of tasks sends to task.

>>36692646
so the taskmaster is someone that gives other people tasks?

come here faggots i have work for you

>>36692668
You mean you are a taskmaster or have work for a taskmaster to give you tasks?

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>>36692668
Awaiting orders, master.

Me
When I get a task given at uni, I usually finish it ASAP and do it great
But when I have to study for tests I hate it, there is no set beginning and end

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>>36690495
Love it

>mfw I got to work as a personal assistant for a qt grill for a year
There's something about being dependable that feels so good.

>>36694201
Any pics of your boss? sounds like a nice comfy job