HOW THE FUCK DO I STOP EATING
Put the fork down tubby.
>>36690369
fuck that. Just embrace it.
put the fork down
or more realistically... don't "stop" eating, but eat considerably less. ween yourself down from eating say 3,500 calories a day to like 2,000.
exercise a lot. eating becomes less of an issue when you exercise. even just walking around your neighbourhood will help. humans benefit the most from cardio activities anyway. get that blood pumping anon and work those calories off!
>>36690369
nigga just walk away from the kitchen like nigga just close your mouth haha
>>36690400
Never
Not while I still have some hope in life
Oridkdnkdkf
You don't, you silly braphog.
Now be my boyfriend.
it's not eating you need to stop, it's exercise you need to start
like this post if you agree
>>36690668
Cute thighs and belly
>>36690369
Take in shit loads of caffeine or protein. Helps to ignore food cravings. If that isn't enough you might have to even have to certain drugs, such as modafinil or adderall, as with those you'll even FORGET to eat.
>>36690668
i can feel the rancid smell through the screen
>>36691279
I smell boymusk and braps through my screen.
stimulants stimulants stimulants stimlunats uhhhhmm.... uhhhh.... HMMMMMMMM>..... let me think.... oh, i guess stimulants? i think stimulants probably
stims = pop pills and feel no hunger the entire day. increased metabolism, ez weight loss.
ephedrine, cafiene, ritalin, addy, whatever works for you. google what you can score in your country
i lost a lot of weight with a vegan diet + stimulants. im talking down from 220 to 156 today in the morning, im 5'11" barefoot
>>36690668
Uh
Thanks for this post I guess
This has inspired me to fast for the next 3 days
>>36690369
Sandvich makes me strong!
>>36690668
I want this but why
Tell your momma to put a lock on the fridge and pantry
>>36690444
Underrated post and underrated trips.
>>36690369
Get more fibre in your diet. Start eating food which actually has nutritional value instead of shoveling cake and fructose enriched food into your mouth.
>>36692011
SHUT UP NORMIE, fat robots dont need ur GARBAGE advice u know nothing of the pain and suffering that comes with being obese and unloved
if any of u real life sentence fat robots are standing on the line of giving up and trying, on life and death, PLEASE understand ive been there and for me what worked is stimulants everyday [ephedrine]spoiler[/ephedrine] and a vegan diet
try stims just themselves and see how they work for you. it makes it possible to lose weight. eating a 500 kCal deficite is virtually impossible if ur a fat dude for a long time. you just fall apart. stims = no appetite and more energy
drugs and Oregonian
>>36690369
stop eating food, start cigs or meth
>>36690369
Be poor and lazy
Keep yourself busy. Get a hobby. Have a project. Your mind will be occupied and you'll not think about food.
For example, I'm working on making a tool for creating text-based adventure games.
>>36691268
Modafinil. I can go 3 days with no food on that shit and coffee
>>36690444
Trips speak. Check em fucking faggotttt
>>36690444
Underrated with trips, op you're a faggot
Smoke cigarettes and drink black coffee. Combine this with a running regimen and you'll shed weight incredibly fast. Whenever I need to lose 10-15 pounds in around a month or two this is what I do.
>>36694301
Oh shit another modafinil abusing anon? That shit is crazy, I can never sleep on the days I take it though.
>>36693092
What in the fuck is that animal? Fucking creepy desu.
>>36690369
You don't stop eating entirely. You just stop once you reach that first wall of fullness. Assuming you are as fat as I was, you probably keep cramming food down until your stomach aches and you feel like passing out. Stop doing that on a daily basis.
>>36694962
It's a shoebill
>>36694962
>Fucking creepy
you're fucking creepy u cuck shit sitcom watching zeddit browsing faggot
shoebills are fkn lovely
>>36693092
whats a stim senpai this sounds good ive just been starving myself then failing and eating too much
>>36695862
>whats a stim
stimulant drug
>>36695870
what kind sorry im sort of an idiot i just wanna know which one works and wont turn me into a junkie
>>36690409
>Body burns 2400 calories a day
>Go to work
>Don't eat anything until I get home
>Put digiorno pizza in the oven
>Eat whole pizza by myself (1796 kcal)
>Burn 500 kcal a day
>Lose 1 lb per week
>56 lbs per year
I mean, I am /fit/ otermode but I'm still kind of cutting because I'm going to bulk starting june and I wanna trim off the extra fat. It really is THAT easy
Stop eating and walk around
I used to weigh 225
>go to college
>sad because have no one to talk to because introvert faggot(got over that)
>ate alone
>didn't like that feeling so I stopped going to the dinningbhall
>food was also shit so that helped
>walked around a lot to think
>down to below 170
Feelsgoodman
>gonna kill myself before the end of the year
>eating whatever shit I want before then since it doesn't matter anymore
I dunno. I eat constantly to help ease the sadness and stress. If I'm unable to binge for a couple of days I actually start to feel suicidal, not because I'm hungry, but because food was the only thing regulating my mood.
Getting a nosejob
Just go to organic shops. Costs a bit more but you buy less softdrinks and snacks so it evens out.
>>36695886
meth is bad stay away from it
addy and ritalin are different for differnt people. some like them some dont. either way u need a prescription for them. its not easy to get, especially outside the usa
ephedrine is ideal for weightloss, its what i use
use google, FUCK
>>36696142
organic shit is garbo and expensive and a ripoff if ur anything below upper middle class
>but you buy less softdrinks and snacks so it evens out.
?????????
is this some garbage troll attempt or something? you can do that anywhere....
i shop in walmart for sardine cans and house accessories and u dont see me leaving with garbage
>>36695976
We both know you won't do it you fucking pussy
You're just saying that to feel better about eating like a damn pig
>>36690668
Jokes on you chubby femboys give me raging boners.
How? I can barely eat 600 cal a day how do you people go that far
>>36697723
Eat high cal food.
TRY POVERTY YOU FUCKING PIG I HOPE YOU GET A HEART ATTACK AND SLOWLY DIE IN AGONY WORTHLESS CUNT
>>36690369
Sell your collection of nerd stuff. I'm sure you have some of it. Work up a few hundred dollars at least.
Now, use that money to travel to see people you know that live too far away for typical visits. You can do it every weekend for several months with this extra gas money.
When you are on the road or socializing with people you will not eat out of boredom. And because you are socializing with people you will feel better and make new connections in life. It will motivate you to do more with your time. When you start having things to do which you find enjoyable you won't eat as much.
>tfw i just discovered queso on pizza
>>36690369
Start doing yoga. It helps you lose weight. Also start walking/ jogging around the block
>>36690629
>implying
remove yourself normie