Barely any of you will kill yourselves You'll live to be old

This is the most depressing thing I've read online today.

sad but true, i'm already 23

>>36690358
Really, that's great.

>>36690358
please no
let me be free

I'll be dead of a heart attack before 60.

>>36690358
Yep, pretty much true.

I am 25 and consider suicide every day. Thought this age was just a meme but nope.

I'm an obese smoker who was a hardcore alcoholic. Highly doubt I'll live to the age where I'm shitting myself in a nursing home where the peak point of my day is getting a call from an automatic tele-marketer.

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>not posting the superior version

Very original.

>>36691115
Because I don't rember happy day.
I don't think OP wanted us to rember happy day either.

>>36690358
I'm like 90% sure my life will end in suicide

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>>36690358
>You'll live to be old

That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

>>36690358
Joke's on you anon, cancer runs in the family so my body will kill itself for me :^)

My greatest ambition in life is to kill myself. The idea that i'll grow old and still live a miserable existance terrifies me, though that's probably what will happen to me

>>36690358
Joke's on you I don't exercise eat trash food and smoke

it's true that i probably won't kill myself but i feel like i'll probably end up with some kind of cancer or weird heart disease

if those things don't kill me i will probably get dementia in my 70s at a minimum

>>36690738
you'd be surprised

future medicine's gonna be all about keeping us fleshbags going as long as possible even if we go blind and our dicks fall off

I'm 25 and my health is already collapsing. I don't have to kill myself because I'm already unlikely to make it past 40

.013% of men commit suicide so, while you're right, r9k has lost people to suicide in the past and it will continue to. This is/was a place of respite for people teetering on the brink.

honestly youre right even though if there was an instant death button id press it right now

i consider using my shotgun with 00 buckshot but even then the idea of bot dying instantly scares me since id have to do it outside and i live in a subdivision so people would cone quick

would i still probably die instantly if input it in my mouth and at 45 degrees

Pretty sure either smoking or martial arts will kill me before that

Being old sounds cool though, I want to be that "cool grandpa" type with tattoos, guns and a white beard, just how I'm the "cool uncle" now

>>36690358
Bullshit. Anons kill themselves every day. Suicide is actually the most probable death on this board.

>>36691931
I've been thinking about starting to light candles in church for my fallen anons. If I light 3 candles a week for a few years I think I can cover all of them that have fallen