I wish I was a househusband. I want to get a low-level job in

>>36687158
you know wives actually provide benefits to their man that make the man want to stay married, right? some exec lady isn't going to want to come home to a lazy manchild

If you were into my hobbies and sucked my dick/smoked weed with me I would do it but you just sound like a very boring manchild.

>>36687327
I can cook and do chores.

>>36687382
you know high-income people hire maids?

>>36687327
>provide benefits
Please name some benefits.

>>36687479
companionship, moral support, children, semblance of looking normal to their peers at social gatherings to name some

>>36687426
Yeah but I also have a big dong.

>>36687536
high-income people can also buy vibrators and male escorts of various racial descent
you don't have any value and will never be a househusband.

>>36687158
So you want a mother?

>>36687510
>children

Men don't want women for anything except this, and sex.

Most men don't give a fuck about literally anything else, what she does or doesn't do, so long as she provides sex and doesn't cheat. They'll take care of a woman who provides no money or literally anything else because they just want sex.

Can you name something that a male househusband can't provide that a housewife does for her husband?

There's really nothing, the simple fact is that females don't want househusbands no matter what, they require a man to be providing money BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL LITERAL WHORES.

They won't date a broke NEET with no plans to change no matter what, even though men will gladly do the opposite for women, and they even prefer it. It doesn't matter how attractive a man is or what he acts like. BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL WHORES

Far over 99% of heterosexual relationships are actually prostitution.

>>36687634
Im planning and actually getting fit to find an old woman that will take care of me like a trophy, I have a good looking face. Are you saying this is not possible?

>>36687685
I'm already muscular and attractive. I could tell women I would be their fucking slave, but women don't want that because everything revolves around money to them, and they're whores.

Good fucking luck trying to be a househusband, I doubt you'll succeed no matter how attractive you are.

>>36687510
>companionship
That's what dogs are for.
>moral support
I'd prefer financial support.
>children
Husband provides this benefit to the wife. Stops the bio clock. Gives her an excuse to stay home to "take care of the kids."
>semblance of looking normal to their peers at social gatherings
As if men judge other men by their partnership status. "Joe's not married yet? He gonna be an old maid, if he doesn't watch out."

You guys are getting it all wrong, you're looking to be a house husband for and older woman when you should be looking for the far greater possibility of finding an older man who wants your young butts.

>>36687591
>tfw no mommy wife who works, does all the chores and leaves you to your vidya

>>36687748
Kill yourself you mentally ill fag

>>36687793
wash your fucking hair, pal

Women don't date men who earn less than them.

Any woman that does is an outlier. Have fun finding that outlier. Shes already got at least a dozen NEET's who could literally become male models if they wanted in line waiting for her to pick them.

>>36687748
>>36687732
samefag. also older gay men are more likely to be dead from AIDs or have a harem of HIV+ twinks to service him.

>>36687824
Nice sense you make you brain damaged waste of space, just off yourself already.