fembot feels

I want literally any girl at this point.

I just want a girl with decent feet tbqh

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>>36685959
>can't be fembot with a penis
>nobody wants you because you're an ugly tranny

I want a raven-haired girl with a delicious flat chest.

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>>36685969
any girl ? well..

hey there handsome

>>36685988
So... Asian?

>tfw single when only qualification is the person likes me

>tfw robot bf is being aloof
>responds in short sentences
don't break my heart please

>>36685959
Robots will be okay with any girl, but you would still say no because you only want chad. So fuck off
And stop calling yourself fembot. Females cannot be robots

>>36686038
>only qualification is the person likes me
BRISBANE

>>36685959
I wish I could kill myself so much

S o m u c h

>tfw literally no tits

if you have ANY fat on your chest you are a stacy

>>36685977
foot fetishists are disgusting and should be removed from the gene pool desu

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>>36686072
post pics op. here's me

>>36686021

Not necessarily but if they fit the bill and happen to be Asian then I wouldn't refuse.

>>36686098
so is ur little dicklet fag

Fembots pls help.
>be me
>be addicted to drugs
>kpin all day errday fuck son chill
>also be bipolar ii
>tell oneitis to gtfo because your life is falling apart and you're tired of being shitty to everyone
>od on purpose
>rehab and shit
>fast forward 1 year
>oneitis adds me on instagram
>freak out
>few months later she dm's me
>asks if I still have snapchat
>add her
>send Snapchat things
>yesterday she tries to get me to come hang out with her and her friends
>can't, I live a town over, have no gas, and am belligerently drunk
>today I'm in her town for a funeral thing
>sad and shit
>tell her I'm in town
>she says she works till 9
>10 ask if she wants to go eat
>makes up obviously bullshit excuse

WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN PLS HELP

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>had an online bf in another country
>allocated my entire social life to him because he got jealous easily even though I only have female friends
>he had bipolar disorder and flipped out on me bimonthly
>ghosts me for days, leaving me shaking with anxiety because his reasons for ignoring me never made sense
>would come back after a few days acting like nothing happened
>cyclical
>he was paranoid about me cheating but has tried to hook up with other women twice while we were together

I still feel fucked up over this, mainly because he was one of the few varieties of people i'm able to bond to (Robot//Pol/ types)
I just want a slightly sane nordic man. he doesn't even have to be attractive or have a lot of money. I work and go to school so I have my welfare and comforts covered.
I just want someone to bond with emotionally but i'm socially retarded. Not even normal men want me.

>>36686307
shes a whore, kill her

>>36686349
>nordic
>tfw anglo scum

>>36685959
I never understand the appeal to hair color. They're all good.
I like chestlets. They're so cute. Slim waists really just means not obese, something everyone should want.

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>>36686380
Nothing wrong with Anglos, I just really like blonde dudes.
I'm probably too old anyway, 22, most robots are 18-20, they become normies once they're settled into college.

>>36686349

>being interested in a guy from pol
>being interested in a guy from r9k

both are utter trash and the bottom of the barrel

>meet a wonderful bf (on /r9k/ no less)
>now a stay at home fiance
>get to continue NEET life since I am too socially/emotionally crippled to work
>kinda scared if anything happened to him, I would be unable to provide.

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>>36686466
When do I get to become a normie?
About to finish my second year

>>36686466
>22
>too old
as long as you're pure anons will not care in the slightest
t. 18 year old blond
bls be my gee f

>>36686010
I said "girl". That was literally the only requirement.

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>>36686466
>they become normies once they're settled into college.

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>>36686526
>>36686506
Well, not all of them obviously. I'm about to go into grad school and i'm still here and waiting for death.

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Hey fembots, semi-chad here

If you would like to talk about existential shit and shitpost with me that would be great.

Idk what happened recently but I started just getting a much greater drive to get a gf, doing pretty much anything I can to at least reach out. So yea here I am. I like artificial intelligence and philosophical shit...I just want someone who can see things the way I can. Even if uggo..theres ways to present that better..and if chubby then we'll work out.

>>36686580
STICK TO YOUR OWN FUCKING KIND

GET A GF WHO'S HAD AS MANY PARTNERS AS YOU HAVE

>>36686612
Zero?

I mean as in chad looks

literally everything else about me is defined by this site since I was 11 years old

>>36686466
26 and blonde (mixed north/central European hurritage). R u a qt?

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>>36686641
Oh, I define Chad as someone who fucks a lot of girls regardless of looks. Carry on then.

>>36686080
Post delicious flat chest
P-please?

>>36686080
Will you be my gf?

jk, I know other people wouldn't want to be around me.

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>>36685959
>Implying guys dont want a brunette, any sized tits, with a thicc waist
Nai kala

>>36686080
You're looking in the wrong places.

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>You will never cause a fembot to make an ahegao face

>>36686580
>existential shit
>philosophical shit
Who are you trying to kid? You're a meathead and my vagina dried up like a well. Stick to fucking your female equivalent.

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>>36686655
I guess, i'm an avg. female height, thin eurasian.
The only part I really hate about myself is how pale I am due to anemia and lack of sun exposure.

>>36686762
You're my perfect waifu.

>>36686762
>pale anemic Eurasian qt
GET IN MY BELLY

>>36685969
pls love me anon :-(

>>36686762
Some guys find pale skin sexy, dont worry to much

>>36686762
Example of pale skin preferably not limb

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>haven't seen robot husbando post in a week

I hope he's alright. I miss seeing his face

>>36686349
I'm Blonde Hair blue eyes and am cancerous. pls love me

>>36686762
I'd date you, you'd like me even though I'm not blonde.

>>36686762
>The only part I really hate about myself is how pale I am due to anemia and lack of sun exposure.
People give me shit about that all the time, and my aunt literally died of melanoma. My face gets bright red when I exercise hard, and they ask me if I'm okay. I'm just white reee.

-waves hand-
free bf right here!
my qualities:
im neet
im fat
live with parents
broke
very loving
little debt only
no major health problems except fat
not crazy
will not ghost
will initiate conversations
not completely autismal
not very big dick

23 years old. hmu

>>36686943
Hot damn, you're exactly like me except I'm 24 and have a retail job.

>>36686943
>>36687007
Where do you fatties live?

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>>36687052
Latter fatty is in Ontario.

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>>36686917
I feel this.
My mom thought I had rosacea for a while when I was little for this reason.
Ginger-like pale skin sucks when you're around LA and everyone around you is either mexican or mixed because you stand out that much more.

Fembots don't exist people. OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!! REEEEEEEEE

>>36686748
I'm a meathead?

if so then I'm fucked, like, no question I will never end up ever even knowing what female air smells like, let alone touching a female hand or even so much as a hug

fuck you fembots you truly are just here for attention

I want a girl who I can talk to about how reality at its most basic level is always got to be black and white and potentially our universe is either a simulation or an infinite fractal (or theres a very small chance it is not a fractal but just a specifically designed universe that is finite in every regard and fully self contained not a fractal)

I want a girl who actually knows what the fuck an LSTM is and maybe even uses arch linux or some shit that actually shows some sort of intelligence beyond a fucking monkey.

I say shit like shit and shit because I've learned to adapt to chad-mannerisms in order to try to get females, however I quickly realized if I'm going to lose my virginity I don't want it to be to some stacy slut who is effectively braindead. So here I fucking am still single still a virgin

>>36687086
I know

I feel like posting in this is really just kind of an escape fantasy, I mean, theres maybe like a couple fembots lurking but definitely none posting which is fucking saddening but true and fucking hell I just want affection from a female so fucking badly.

I just imagine like a girl in my bed actually caring about me and engaging with me and shitposting with me and fucking hell I just wanna die already if thats never gonna happen

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>>36685959
WRONG WRONG WRONG

All you need is the slim waist.

>cute Asian girl from canada
>browses r9k
>we talk for a while on discord
>start hanging out more and more even in 1 on 1 calls
>she suddenly stops talking
>she found new friends , on other discords
>every time i ask her to play
>s-sorry anon i got stuff to do ,oh didn't see ur message anon anyways im off to bed or just ignores me
>i know shes lying because im secretly in one of her discord all the time

i thought r9k was lying when they said to never trust roasties

well r9k was fucking right

>>36687088
>having textbook education in compsci
>"intelligence beyond a fucking monkey"

monkeys can be taught tricks, but don't have a significant amount of independent thought.

>>36687189
then why don't I have a robot bf?

baka

>>36687238
Well I don't see you posting contact.

>>36687238
Before I consider you, can you guess why you don't have a chad or at least a normie bf?

Post discord fembot, im down to be friend-o

>>36687222
Right, I agree, in fact fems that are in university often are shit because they're just 'book smart' which really means they've just spent their life optimizing memorization and adapting to institutional learning instead of actually learning. They can regurgitate a ton of information and recall complex things very quickly, but ask them to come up with an idea and often it'll be pretty fucking basic.

I'm just sitting here every fucking day working on neural networks and trying to build interesting shit but nobody to share any of it with. I don't need a gf to understand everything I'm into but at least to appreciate it, and why I care about it.

>>36686349
Give up on LDR they'll never work

>tfw not hypergamous
>tfw don't really care about chasing chads
>literally all I want is a shut in bf with a huge dick and spend all day with him all the time
I just need big ones. I can't even masturbate to normal sized ones. My vibrator is huge too. It's not even so much as I hate average ones (though I do hate small ones), it's just that I crave big ones. I mostly just want to worship a big one too, not even just have it slam in my girlpussy. Any fembots know what I mean or feel feels similar to mine?

>>36687377
How large is big?

>>36687377
you have literally ruined yourself for 90%+ of men

>>36686349
PLEASE BE REAL

P O T E N T I A L

[email protected]

thers a temp email for me

tho I probably wont trust anything incoming

setting trip just in case

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>>36686055
There is a name for the female equivalent of robots (NEET, anime, etc.) but I forgot their name. Either OP is still has a Y chromosome or just a Stacy wannabe who wants Chad. Probably the former.

>>36687220
Your own fault for trusting them

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>>36687369

I did, I wasn't about to invest more money in visiting someone that was just going to cheat on me.
Its just harder to find someone to relate to in real life than it is online.
Also there's not many single white dudes where I live.

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>>36687377
As a man of five inches, posts like this frighten me. For all I know the fembot Im currently orbiting might have the same preference.

>>36687443
Could you make your desperation any more obvious?

>>36687488
all women have that preference brother
give up now

>>36687432
over 7.5". average is 5.8-7.4. small is under 5.7 (there's no way I get with a guy under 6" honestly)

>>36687491
what the fuck else do you suggest I do?

and honestly I'm pretty happy I just recognize my pool of potential mates is pretty fucking small so I gotta fucking put myself out here or literally never will I ever end up with anyone

>>36687478
Where do you live? You sound a lot like me.

Free Man to Talk to on Discord!
Qualities
Non-NEET with NEET tendencies
not-fat or skinny-fat
have my own place
broke
somewhat loving
no debt
no major health issues
graduate student so generally busy but can make time to chat if you are entertaining or at least not a fucking retard
focus on genetics and large data analytics

hmu on discord: SixRealmsOfPain#0037
willing to talk to robots or fembots

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>>36687517
>small is under 5.7

OKAY SHOW'S OVER FOLKS

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>>36687517
>there's no way I get with a guy under 6" honestly

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>>36687443
I sent an email from another guerillamail temp.
>>36687526
Southern California

>>36687500
I don't want to believe it but I know it's true
I just need to grow some fucking balls and pull the trigger already

>>36687543
>this chad asshole
get out. go to /soc/, this board is for robots

>>36687517
Dammit I'm only 7" Oh well.

>>36687488
Just fuck her face while brutally fisting her cunt or even better just tear her fucking womb out.

>>36687526
Don't hijack my comment friendo it's bad manners

>>36687585
Chad, no.
NEET-Chad, is arguable.
I was a hardcore NEET for the longest time and eventually joined the military. I learned the ways of Chad, still a NEET, but can put on the guise of being a Chad.

>>36687666
Get pussy = Chad

>>36687581
>Southern California
Me too. We should hang out and complain about this area's lack of white men
>>36687648
I'm sorry I wasn't trying to roleplay as you friend

>>36687730
I find it hard that fucking a prostitute constitutes someone being a chad.

You sure you aren't simply bitter? I am not your enemy.

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Tfw even femanons are crossed out by you. I hate being black

>>36687775
All good my dude fembot threads just often go to shit.

>>36687581
I replied :)

originalylyiclommintooly

>>36687799
You know what I mean, getting laid frequently without paying directly.

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>tfw women are marrying less and less and eventually the vast majority will be single and rotting alone in some shitty shack
>tfw I can do whatever I want because I am not dependent on my looks or MUH VAGINA like women are
Looks like you lose, cunts.

>>36685959
>robots only want blonde, bit tits, slim waist stacys
As woman you play life on easy mode, all you are important for is sex so your only need to look good.

>>36687843
>just often go to shit.
>implying they're not all shit from the beginning

>>36687863
I did not know what you mean. I cannot read your fucking mind. When you communicate be specific and direct.

Your first Chad lesson :)

I'm adopting a trip just so I can stay here and make sure this thread is only for hating women.
Women are especially garbage on this board, but overall they are all worthless and should only be hated.

>tfw 3.6" dicklet
>tfw no women exist that have a small penis fetish
>tfw women being flat chested is a non issue for 90% of men
In the future I have to either choose either to be a gay bottom, be a sub for a domme, or be alone.

Let me tell you something about the women that browse this board.
They do it SPECIFICALLY because "robot" men are known to be desperate and these whores can roleplay as some special girl from the heavens that just HAPPENED to come down to 4chan and be your girlfriend. LOL.
The women who use this website are the most depraved pieces of shit you could ever imagine.

>>36687980
Flat chested women are disgusting. These whores see nothing wrong with feeding their children Jewish "formula" made from GMO soy and high fructose corn syrup. Then their child has hormonal problems because they were forced to eat slop instead of natural breast milk, since the whore was too weak to feed them properly.
Those are the type of women that used to die during childbirth, totally unfit to breed. And to top it off, they aren't even sexy. Flat chested women make me sick, they should just become trannies. Nobody could tell the difference anyway.

Women from 4chan are so despicable.
They can post a throwaway email or Skype on here and you fools eat it up.
I am acquainted with one girl that browses this board heavily in particular looking for betas to scam.
She has at least 4 different Skypes that I know of, all with their own different name and age. And all having between 20-50 contacts per Skype. Idiot betas send her money for problems she makes up and pretends to need help with, then she doesn't even work. She doesn't need to thanks to the beta cucks!

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>>36687976
make sure this threadOriginal comment required.

Even worse are the ones that really come on here and are "serious"! The most brain damaged whores you'll ever meet.
Their self worth is so low, you would see these girls doing FacialAbuse for free if they weren't too fat to get accepted!
I have seen some of these nasty whores that really claim to be "fembots", when they meet a guy they sleep with him within hours.
They'll do all sorts of depraved things like letting men piss and shit on them. And if you don't comply with their twisted self destructive cravings, they will lash out on you in a fit of their own self hatred! Sick, sick cows they are!

>>36688054
financial domination is a thing and there are willing participants

>>36688090
Haha, a man who browses 4chan is too self aware to fall into that kind of scheme. That's for the far-left cuckolds that think letting their wife fuck other men is "intellectual".
The women on 4chan know just how to use the proper means to attack desperate men.
Pretend to be something special to a man that claims "I will date literally any woman" and he'll be eating from the palm of your hand in no time.
He might not have much but you can rinse him for what he's got and drop him like a hot potato.
I know how the whores on this site act, truly despicable they are.

>>36688122
financial domination is not a scheme it's a fetish

The acts I have witnessed, committed by these soulless manipulative whores, are astounding.
I am so very pleased to know that none of them will ever have a happy and fulfilling life, only knowing how to go from one sucker to the next, draining him of what he can offer and moving on until they eventually hit the wall and lose their minds for good.
Please continue rotting away whores, I laugh at your misery.

>>36688122
This is excellent satire. Now where's my fembot gf?

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>>36685959
>tfw actually get a bf
>he is very controlling
>not allowed to wake up before him even though he gets home at 6 in the morning
>mfw he inserts objects up my ass when I've been "bad"

>>36688134
That is absolutely retarded. Women claim it is a fetish, another way they use trickery to avoid being prosecuted for swindling men.
Women will pay for their crimes eventually, when they get old and their rotting womb dries up and they have nothing but a long list of enemies.
>>36688145
If you are serious, you are a fool. You too, deserve to be swindled by the whores who use this website if you refuse to heed my warnings.
Two sides of the same idiotic miserable coin, plummeting to their demise.

>>36688179
men actively seek out this relationship

actively, and with purpose.

>>36688169
This is what you women deserve.
When a man tries to be civil with you, tries to treat you properly and care for you, you do nothing but spit in his face and treat him like garbage.
You need to be ruled with an iron fist.

>>36688169
femanon?
>tfw no subby gf that lets me do buttstuff with her

>>36688188
Shut up you stupid worthless whore.
You can perpetuate the lie all you like. Women don't even have a use for money. They spend it on nonsense like purses and coats. Women are the downfall of this world and they should be rounded up and exterminated.

>>36688213
you might as well be trying to convince yourself that foot fetishes were an elaborate scheme cooked up by women to get their feet cleaned

Women have the mental capacity of a child.
They continually seek to cause havoc and ruin because they were not disciplined by a man as they should have been, so they lash out and throw tantrums like a child who is not allowed to purchase a particular toy.
They divorce men, take their money and property, even their own children. And what does it get them? Nothing. Their peabrains short circuit from this power rush and they end up squandering their ill-gotten money on frivolous luxuries and drugs, while treating their children like garbage. Women must be stripped of all their "freedoms and rights".

>>36688243
This is hilarous.

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>tfw look like I'm trans

I'm not

>>36688235
Foot "fetishes" are nothing but sexual deviancies like homosexuality. I can concede that these things to grow from sexual dysfunction and they do exist, but "findom" is nothing but money laundering.
It's an excuse women have created for when they steal men's money from them through internet deception.

>>36688262
Thats a very square jaw. Do you have high testostrone?

>>36688260
Laugh it up, whore. It is I who shall get the last laugh, once your old barren womb finally heaves out its last unused egg.
I shall be comfortable with my career and whore-free life, doing as I please.

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>>36688213
stopp it bakka

>>36688262
I'd date you. But i still live at home with a part time job so i don't think you'd be into that.

>>36688262
Your soulless eyes are indicative of your purpose on this website. To seek weak men for your manipulative purposes. Begone, succubus.
>>36688298
I shall not cease, wench.

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>>36688243
Right, right, convince everyone to hate women.

>>36688286
>Do you have high testostrone?
My clit is kinda big I guess

>>36688295
I'm a guy though. But you are quite creative with the ranting.

> offer to help my friends move out of their dorm
> no one thanks me
> no one responds to me when i'm sad
> but yeah, I'll voluntarily give up my weekend helping you guys move everything
> have crush on robot
> pack his things away
> he doesn't thank me
> goes to a tittybar with his dad
> The only person even moderately nice to me is the normie roommate
> he actually does work
> actually says thanks
> one of my friends literally tries to make me pay for a beer i took from his fridge after he did nothing all day
> sleep on the floor in a shower curtain to get up early to move their stuff
> not a single thank you

I don't believe or feel sorry for most robots. You guys are entitled and treat any woman who isn't stacey like garbage. The only decent person has been my """"" friend's""""" normie roommate.

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>>36688315
I hardly need to convince anyone who possesses an IQ that isn't below average.
Anyone can see the despicable behavior women engage in on a daily basis, how they love to lie/nag/steal/deceive.
They have no use but to grow old and rot, perhaps the next generation of women will choose a better path.

>>36688331
I don't like saying or hearing thanks. Like, it should just be understood. I would rather just do it than have to think about thanking them.

>mfw can't find a gf in ORLANDO, FL the population and idiot central
I've just accepted that I'm either unattractive as fuck or my personality is too hyperactive.

>>36688272
>acknowledging the existence of non-normative sexual desire
>acknowledging the existence of financial domination as a concept
alright we're halfway there
>findom is money laundering
putting aside the fact that that is definitely not what money laundering is, the linchpin here is realising that plenty of men willingly and knowingly enter into these relationships under no uncertain terms

>>36688322
Another weak man lining up to be taken as a fool by these whores? I hope not. Although I do believe you are a man, as you use a more proper sentence structure than the previous lazy whore.
>>36688331
You choose to associate with people who disrespect you. As I stated previously, the "real fembots" of this board have no self worth at all and will allow any decent man to degrade them and treat them like garbage. Your father should have taught you better.

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>>36688345
Yes, yes, very insightful chart. Now that I have been educated against the evil that is the female sex, what do you suggest I do now?
I'm sure staying forever abstinent and not breeding and passing on my blue eyed/blond hair genes is a good idea, yes?

Perhaps I should start masturbating to traps?

>>36688381
You can repeat all your lies as much as you want, whore. It is generally how you filthy skanks try to rationalize all your terrible decisions in life.
Keep "findomming" men by pretending to be their e-gf and asking for things until you get your fill and move onto the next crop. And of course you never use a real name or age, but that's part of the uh... experience! Yes, that's it! Not a way to avoid prosecution, of course not!

>>36688331
I hate being painted with the same brush as the shittiest robots. All my friends think I'd a good guy, I'm accomodating and try to be helpful. I'm a robot because I'm meek and unassertive and awkward and scared of rejection and also fat. I'm not an asshole, I'm just a loser.

hey guys here's a helpful starting point
https://psychcentral.com/lib/15-common-cognitive-distortions/
identify these in yourselves and work to consciously identify them as they come up in real time

you too, manbots!

>>36688434
alright well you aren't denying it's a thing anymore which works

you appear to be operating under the assumption that I'm a woman, is that vital to your narrative?

>>36688423
Bwahaha, fool. Perhaps you should begin looking for a woman somewhere that isn't known as THE HEADQUARTERS OF EASILY SWINDLED MEN aka /r9k/.
You can post all the "jew" pictures you like, this will not change women's inherently destructive and deceptive nature.

>>36688376
Sounds like you're impolite and rude.

I will literally do anything for anyone, just fucking say " thanks" and treat me like a friend.

Same fucking robot: i got him gifts at easter and christmas and he didn't get me anything or said thanks.

I am super nice to everyone but because i'm diagnosed as autistic and ugly, i get treated like shit. If i was cute i could cheat on men, act like a whore, and be a bitch and everyone would wrote poetry about me and consider me their oneitis.

>>36686307
I stopped reading soon as I found out you weren't female, sorry but you seem pretty degenerate
>>36686526
I've missed your face. You're the only person I know for a fact has been posting as long as I have.

Anyway.
>cherry picker
>not fucked anyone in years
>mate has a qt virgin my age (an astounding rarity at 26)
>put all my efforts in getting to know him
>he's cynical, memey but #relatable
>we're moving from one area to another
>he gives me a kiss right on the lips
>an astounding display of confidence for a virgin!
>while moving to the next place, sober up a bit and get a headache
>tell friend, she has a headache too
>we go to bed together for a nap
>wake up and everyone's gone

Bonus good time feel!
>tfw cheek crusty from either vomit, spit or tears
>look horrendous on the outside, but feel completely cleansed on the inside
>having a nice bar of chocolate and water with hangover salts sitting outside with a duvet on, sun hitting your skin and energising you like some disgusting flower

>>36688457
If you are not a woman, you may very well be a troll. But that is pretty low, to be a male and "trolling" to support sickening worthless whores.
Even worse, if you're serious, then you must be here from the feminism subreddit or wherever such people congregate these days.
In that case, you are scum and should be exterminated along with the cancerous females.

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>>36688262

I would declare Exterminatus on the Imperial world of Typhon Primaris to have you pee in my lap.

>>36688396
>its a virgin poster

how do you know so much about women when none have ever bothered to speak to you

>>36688396
Lol dude everyone disrespects me, so my other option is being alone. Which I'm seriously considering. I want to be a cockroach or a pair of silent claws across silent seas and not deal with attachments anymore.

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>>36685959
>robots only want blonde, bit tits, slim waist stacys

Fuck off with that shit, this is the woman I want.

>>36688435
If that's true I'd probably like you.

I'm not fat but my face is fucked up. Unattractive people actually have to develop some personality.

....i like bugs, rpgs, metal, animation, comics, and British history

>>36688469
Once again, you are ALLOWING people to disrespect you again and again due to your low self worth. If you were attractive, you would be getting gangbanged on some porno site because you have no respect for yourself.
>>36688494
Nice strawman argument you filthy whore. I will have you know that I was actually engaged once, and have slept with a few women otherwise.
I know all about you whores, I have the first hand experience. Although I would much rather be a virgin honestly, compared to the living hell I was put through by my ex-fiance.

>>36688031
You remind me of a trip from here circa 2012, but he did it better

>>36688499
Then learn to respect yourself and expect the same of others. Maybe it's not "easy" but it's very simple to begin cultivating such self-respect.
The first step is to get off this godawful shithole of a site and start working on self-improvement.

Okay fembots, if I'm on a dating site and a girl has there body type as "prefer not to say" is there ANY chance their not super fat?

>>36685959
then stop complaining and lose weight you fucking lazy fat ass whale. you're disgusting. no man is going to love you with your nasty mountain of fat rolls dangling down your stomach.

>>36688548
Well, I come and visit this site on and off. I did use a tripcode in 2012 here as well, but it doesn't matter.
It doesn't change that what I say is accurate and correct, and if you don't hate women then you need to LEAVE THIS BOARD.

>>36688530
> keep saying allowing
Again, offer me an alternative. I'm ugly and autistic. Being a syncophant who buys people things, bakes them stuff, is an emotional tampon, and does their dirty work is the only way people would engage with me.

Oh, and even your hypothetical stacey would still get a qt beta bux husband.

>>36688562
Never expect honesty from a woman, you fool.
Even the ones who claim to be average are obese.
If they can't even admit to that, they are probably scooter-bound.

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>>36688434
>men are stupid weak prey
>FUCKING WOMEN

>>36688562
Can't you see pics? Well, if they act all shy they might just look like a loli. If they act like a bitch, then they're fat.

does anyone want to talk about husbandos? i like husbandos

>>36688529
Out of those I like RPGs (mostly the kiddy turn-based ones like Dragon Quest and Pokemon though) and some toonz.

"An average face" is my sole physical expectation, oh God I feel awful ;~;

>>36686052
Hahaha... could say exactly the same about my gf.

>>36688607
I've been chatting with one for shits and giggles and all she has is a pic of her cat.

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>>36685959
well you wont go out with me because I'm 5'5", stop complaining and date me

>>36685959
i've noticed this too... chads have pretty high standards (as they have every right to) but then robots standards aren't much lower than a chad's

>>36688558
> off this site
R9K is the only place where people understand me. Those / autistic shit you do/ and /crippling depression/ threads stop me from feeling like a freak.

And I am trying to be better. I'm in university, I work, I volunteer, I read constantly, and I'm learning piano. This idea that I'm " lacking self respect" ( ie the victim in this scenario) because I'm u willing to change is a just world fallacy.

>>36688530
>compared to the living hell I was put through by my ex-fiance

My parents have been together for 40 years, still going strong long after the nest has emptied.

It's your fault for choosing a shitty mate. Maybe you should learn to take some blame for your problems for once in your life.

>>36688595
The alternative is working to make yourself more desirable, if that's what you want to be so badly.
Do you understand that this "craving" you have to be accepted, is exactly what leads women to be pumped and dumped numerous times?
Just work on yourself and don't worry about other people. If you need to be alone for some time, so be it. Take the time you need to correct your thought process and stop being used by people.
>>36688601
>tumblr picture
>hates men
Hate men all you want, dumb cunt. We will succeed where you fail.

>>36685988
Tfw I'm a raven haired girl(female) with a DFC

>>36688641


Anon... can you insult me? I'm a stupid whore, I need your attention please. I'm so lonely I'm not even good enough for the men who browse here. I'm too stupid to hold a conversation with anyone. As easy as it should be for me to have sex, no man has ever wanted me. I've accepted my place below everyone else, but I'm still unwanted

>>36686349
>tfw nordic
>tfw not blonde
At least I have the blue eyes.
I'm going to southern California in a few months, too

>>36688633
I think the differnce here is that chads have high standards to marry, low to fug. Robots are equal.

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>>36688514
Nice taste, I prefer a pinch thinner but still in the chubby realm.

>>36688580
No, fuck off you absolute psycho. You know you're shitty at this whole thing when you by default assume anyone arguing against you is a woman.

>>36688643
Why aren't you my gf yet?

Not original

>>36688643
Well, don't leave us waifuless. Give someone a chance. Post contact plz.

>>36688633
My standards, a tragedy in one act:

>Okay-looking face
>Sane
>Gets along with me
>Takes some initiative in conversation
>Some sense of humour
>Virgin

>>36688613
I love Pokemon!! Although I have a lot of emotional attachment to D&D.
>>36688641
" don't worry about other people "

Ding dong, normie alert: REEEEEEEE

It's really easy for normies to be like " oh just learn to be yourself", " learn to love yourself before you can learn to love anyone or have anyone love you", etc.

It's almost as if 99% of humans need love, and some win it through a genetic lottery and the rest of us don't. It's almost as if this basic human condition is fundamental to loving oneself.

My self esteem is like a man in a desert, and your solution is just acclimate to the taste of sand.

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>>36688663

That's the good stuff. Just enough belly to give her that delightfully filled out look.

>>36688663
Source or more? Whos that

--

>>36688653
Hen what the fuck, have some self respect. Jesus.

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>>36688722
Again I'd prefer more of an hourglass shape, but a wiiide one.

>>36688726
No clue whatsoever, think it's a one-off.

Me:
Female
Fat (5'1" 258lbs)
Ok face
Drug addict
Pregnant
Annoying
Insecure
Loud

I've come to terms with my worthlessness

>>36688638
Perhaps you are correct. But in any case, it is foolish for you to continue doing things for someone who has already disrespected you before.
>>36688639
>my anecdote beats your anecdote!
The statistics are on my side. Perhaps many years ago, things were different. That is no longer the case.
>>36688653
Yes, I derive pleasure from doing so. Although it is not good for your development as a person, if you choose to do nothing anyway, I will gladly demean you for my own gratification. Whore.
>>36688675
I do as I please, I bow to no whims.
>>36688711
If you believe "normie" and such foolish close-minded 4chan terms, you need to get away from that nonsense.

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>>36688711
You sound like a sweetie, fembot. Hope fully your find a man who likes your appearance or you can get plastic surgery

>>36688031
but your breasts become larger when you're pregnant. literally every woman can adjust. lmao you're dumb as fuck

>>36688802
Lose the weight!!!!

>>36688802
>Pregnant

Get out

>>36688142
Aryan Chad is that you? I can smell the womyn hate off of you bro

>robots only want blonde, bit tits, slim waist stacys
We literally have "big belly gf" aka morbidly obese threads every fucking day.

>>36688653
Just kill yourself already you pathetic waste of oxygen.

>>36688810
If that were true, formula wouldn't even have a market. I've known pregnant women, not all of them do it because "muh sensitivity" or whatever.
>>36688851
Not him, although I do enjoy his posts and his videos.

>>36688871

I know I should. It's all I've been thinking about lately. I just don't think I can do it alone, I know that their might be someone out there to talk me through it.
It would make it so much easier, surrendering control. Just following orders.. I don't deserve to take up space anymore. Annoying everyone I speak to. I'm so worthless.

Sorry for rambling

>>36688378
>tfw went on vacation to orlando
>nothing but whores in booty shorts
It's you. You're doing something wrong.

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dear fembots why are hopeless romantics always lonely?

>>36688907
Do you self harm? I won't let you kill yourself, but I'll make you hurt yourself for my own joy.

>>36688608
I do. What's your husbando like?

>>36688952

I do, it's so shitty to admit it. It makes me feel like such an attention whore. I don't really go out much or talk to anyone who could it, so maybe that makes it better.

do you have an email/skype/discord or something?

>>36689006
*could see it

>>36685959
robot here, I prefer smaller boobs and waist don't really matter it's all about proportions

Blondes can be cute but I prefer brunettes any time of the day

>>36689006
Yeah, add me on discord. Fish#0274

>>36688817
I can't lose it while I'm pregnant.

>>36688878
well yeah, they cannot do it because it hurts, but in your previous post you stated it was because they are chestlets. it has nothing to do with the size of their breasts. it even hurts women with large breasts.

Hey girls i'm listening to fuck the pain away right now and feel like such. a. SLUUUUUUT

I'm being 100% unironic

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>>36689006
>tfw no dumb useless fembot gf who's even more pathetic than you are.

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>>36688802
How do you even end up this fucked up? Addict AND single mom?

>inb4 baby comes out retarded due to cocaine or whatever

>>36688656
I'm a LA robot. Want to hang out?

Sorry guys, turns out I have better things to do then tend to a thread of whores. Just don't forget.
>>36689034
>Fish
Well, if she wants someone to really fuck her up, she's come to the right place.

>>36689175
Do i know you? :thinking:

>be female
>don't weight more than me (which is already pretty generous)
Such high standards.

>>36686762
i love pale girls they are beautiful, i wish i had a pale girlfriend i would threat her like a porcelain doll, love her with all my heart and kiss her every night with delicacy and care

>>36689088
hey who's that

>>36689327
Google the filename.

Wow, anon.

>>36688802
>Pregnant
How does this even happen with how widespread contraceptive methods are nowadays. Hell, why are you even keeping the kid at this point?

Someone catfish me, i'm really stupid, and have really low self-esteem.

I cut myself and am looking for someone to orbit and send pictures of my cuts to, preferably some form of gill-bearing, aquatic animal.

there's a girl in my class who acts like a fembot.
She's plain and has a bad relationship with both her parents.
She was raised by her grandparents.
She hates her mom for not being around and responsible.
She has red hair and she's mostly Irish.
She really likes me but she seems so broken.
She makes art pieces and seeks my praise when she has them with her.
She spotted me out of a crowd and made conversation which caught me off guard.
I don't know if I should pursue her she probably has a lot of problems.
Plus she's Irish. I guess if be fine with a daughter who has red hair, but a son?
My dream has always been to have blonde children.
I'm Norwegian.

>>36689567

are you a qt grill?
is it okay that a man just walked into this thread?
just asking i will leave respectfully if you ladies want

>>36689593
I'm a 5'6", 9/10 male that enjoys seeing the aftermath of self harm. I'll call you a pathetic fuck pig and let you know how garbage you are. Add me >>36689034

>>36689034
Don't add this man.

He'll catfish you for all you're worth, then give it to other girls.

>>36689653
>>36689593
lmao, holy shit, what the fuck is this

>>36686307
lots of dissonance within yourself cuz ur hungover/guilty and u know ull let her down cuz ur on a path to let urself down so it seems so close but u afraid u fuck it up. it has nothin to do with her

>>36689034
I heard this guy gives all his money to some russian chick

>>36689703
yeah hhaha, same, lol.

great fread btw op.

>>36689694
What do you mean what is it?

>>36688783
somebody saved my pic :D

>>36689777
is that you in the pic? oh my.

>>36689777
MOARRRR

Also are you single m'lady

>>36689777

Oh my wonderful trips my dear.
I am a long haired, bearded manlet who is in his 30s.
m'lady

>>36689777
You're obese and disgusting but nice digits.

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add ,me on discord hehe

>>36688262
holy fuc your eyes have no soul

>>36690031
Anyone else getting (male) vibes?

>>36686524
uh... girls can have a penis

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I just want a grill who'll love me for my boring, INFP, always sad, introverted self.

>>36690057
Today on "things wrong with the world"

>>36690120
are you are a nice or mean INFP?

>>36689468
yea it didn't seem to me like the type of thing that would generate a lot of results at the time, I'm retarded

>>36690169

Everyone tells me that I'm very nice.

>>36690120
Man you look like George Michael fucked the dead weird dude from Hellraiser

>>36685959
>bf turns 34
>doesn't want any presents
>tfw the man child threw my cake out

>>36689006
Are you still here, miss suicidal?

>>36690169
how can there be a mean INFP?

I will have sex with LITERALLY ANY fembot who is biologically female.

>>36685959
>chad doesn't want anything to do with you
Not my problem
>robots only want a 10/10 stacy
WRONG.jpg

>>36690049
>tfw talked to 'fem'bot on discord for a week
>thought I might have a chance at gf
>s/he reveals (male)
>wew lad
>eww lad
>tfw just another trap

"IM A GIRL NO MATTER WHAT LEDELELDELDDLELDELDLE FUCK YOU"

WELL FUCK YOU TOO

>>36690204
that doesn't answer the question. you know what I mean, INFP.

>>36690242
I will have sex with LITERALLY ANY fembot who is in Brisbane

>>36690282
I will have sex with LITERALLY ANY robot who is in Indiana

>>36690275

I'm nice but I used to be mean

>>36690309
*gay buttsex

>>36690241
Im an infp and mean but in a nice way

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>>36685969
but no girl wants you. not meant as an insult it's just how the world treats us
>>36685959
oh the fucking irony in that. "Robots" as you call them are nothing but failed normies that go on r9k and think they belong because they haven't had sex in 2 years. Just like every other girl wants a guy with a decent paying job, masculine features and to be able to "protect" them. So they shoot for what they think is "shy" "quirky" "antisocial" "robot" that is probably objectively a 5+. And when they don't match these normies understandably high standards they make pathetic little threads like these with the attempt of fitting in and garner whatever attention they can because they are soulless, decaying incubators that feed of the life force of others. You don't deserve to call yourself that. Fembot is a title I'll only give to the severely deformed on this board. But even then they will have it better than their male counterparts. NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU VAPID WHORE.

>>36690316
how long has it been?

hmmm

>>36690452

About 8 years (Im 29)

>>36690507
aw, you sound sweet. do you have a contact?

>>36690242
>>36690282
>>36690309
If these posts were made in reverse genders the thread would be at 600 posts. Women can't be robots, its confirmed.

>>36690562

kik me cloudstrife87

>>36690564
but I'm not a man and no one responded. I just assumed no one lives in Indiana

>>36686111
Something terrible happened to your face. Also checked.

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>>36686111
No, here's you

>be me
>be kv
>literally fucked up on feelings from loneliness
>don't give a fuck anymore
>even if i'm trying to cry (i believe it helps) i can't
>could be a normie but i'm too fucked up
Is there somebody like me?

>>36687517
NICE MEME I ALMOST FELL FOR THE BAIT

>>36686466
>Like blonde dudes
I bet you're not blonde, or not white.
I haven't met many blonde women who've said they want a blonde man.
It's usually some other race fetishising blonde guys.

>>36688262
>says she looks like a tranny
>gets complains about her soulless eyes
>look into the mirror and see pretty much the same eyes aside from maybe some colorshift

Geez, thanks a lot.

>>36685959
Robots want boys, silly

>>36686038
Oh, then lets go out, RIGHT NOW.
>>36686055
That's a lie desu. So many robots talk about what they wouldn't accept. Just about nobody would want any girl/guy desu.

I'm so sad.
How do I get happy?
It's been years. I try to get happy but it's hard.

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Where to find true friend?

>>36687863
I get laid all the time. Of course I am also not a basement dwelling NEET autist faggot either. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you jerk offs? I just came here from /b/ and this is golden. I had no idea weaponized autism of this caliber existed.

>>36691387
Friends, exercise, hobbies and diet.

Those are the main core things you need.

>>36688643

>tfw over 3 hours late

It doesn't matter because nothing would have come of it but still.

>>36691435
Yes, I have all those except for hobby. I feel lonely. I have never had someone intimate towards me. I've never met someone irl that I felt comfortable and relatable with. I feel like I need this person to be happy but it is almost impossible to find.

>>36691389
You could've put a bit more effort into that

>>36688262
other than bit of a thousand-yard stare is not that bad

>>36689595
Just get to know her. If nothing else you can be her friend, cause I'm sure she could use one. You don't have to start picking out names for your future kids, for fuck's sake. You're not picking a future wife, just someone whose company you can enjoy for a time.

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>>36691502
No one has been worth the effort.

>>36691495
Then why are you so sad then?

>>36690714
I'm also that way, senpai. I don't really trust anyone to open up to emotionally anymore. I just want a girlfriend so I won't feel alone anymore.

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>>36691563
Also get some new pictures already, it's not that hard. I'm not gonna fall for your bait at this rate.

>>36691389
Stop being an attention seeker tripfag and lose the orbiters.

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>>36691617
>>36691623
I'm very picky though, i like my orbiters don't bully them.

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>>36691563
You're definitely crying out for attention. Not sure what kind. You have like hundreds of orbiters right now who want to fuck you. There's probably one or two in there that actually want to be your friend. I'd try to be an actual friend but you're definitely not interested. I'm not blaming you either. Maybe you need to go talk to more people of the same gender as yourself.

>>36691672
Have you considered some guys don't like being an orbiter

>>36691672
Competing with two dozen guys for your not actually that valuable attention, just to feed my whiteknighting fantasies by entertaining your half-fictional woes doesn't sound very appealing.

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>>36691708
What should i do then?

>>36691742
Yes, but the ones who don't want to be, are not interested in being friends.

>>36691803
You're never going to make any true friends then.

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>>36691827
It's either orbiting or they want to date you, no one just wants to be friends.

>>36691803
I'm honestly not sure if you're being serious or not. But, I really wish I could help you. I would say this to you in a way where I wasn't anonymous that I'd gladly be friendzoned. But with so many boys in orbit around you I doubt you'd notice or care.

>>36691845
It's very hard to be your true friend if you have a bunch of orbiters. I hate popularity. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to date you. You already seem to have enough problems with being close to someone.

>>36691880
is it bad that id settle for having orbiters instead of real friends? then at least someone is talking to me

im just lonely

>>36685959
Being alone isn't the worst thing that can happen to you. Two of my uncles married harpies and they became shadows of their former selves. One of them could have become a professional rugby player too.

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>>36691877
>>36691880
Oh well it's something to think about i guess.

>>36691925
Who are you, if you aren't the tripfag I originally replied to?

>>36691986
just a generic internet whore i guess

>>36690590
No one fucking lives in my state either senpai. Florida is fucking awful.

>>36691563
I can be your friend. :) I promise I won't bite

>>36686349
"slitghtly sane nordic man"
sounds a lot like me as long as blonde hair and blue eyes aren't a requirement.

>>36691996
I'm not looking for friends atm, sorry. A gf is all I need now.

>>36691845
What do you have to offer for a friend though? Doesn't seem like you watch much anime, you would barely have time to play games, since you have to manage your orbiters, and you're most likely not into any other hobbies I have.

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>>36691958
Well I hope you find something good. That is if you truly are being honest. I've been in pretend orbit to try to be friends with you. I lurk in the shadows. I think your knights of the orbiting table are for more interesting than me anyways.

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>>36692081
Replying to myself to point out I'm not a fembot and that this thread isn't for brobot bitching. Over and out.

>>36691996
Tell me more about yourself. I could orbit you.

>>36692208
19f
mentally ill/crazy/something's going on idk
camwhore on chaturbate to pay rent
spends time watching anime, knitting, sleeping, playing video games, stressing about being poor, and eating too much

pros: big boobs?

cons: literally everything else about my body life and personality

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>be fembot
>talk up a 'chad'
>ask for nudes
>get this

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FUCKING EW

>>36692242
You that Fae bitch with the cuckold boyfriend?

>>36692242
What personality cons specifically would you say?

>>36692264
lmao ya but hes not a cuck i saw him today actually!
>>36692276
attention seeking and clingy and self deprecating and depressed and anxious and manic and i could go on like this for forever.

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>>36685959
Fuck off you could get anyone you chose to be lone fuck off nigger.

>>36685959
Ugh it's been literally months since i had a bf
Get me off this ride

>>36692330
No i cant. I want the fruits on the tree not the worms on the ground

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>>36692330
>mfw didn't buy a glocknade for carrying but instead an all metal makarov

>>36692408
Hey, good taste man. If only both of us had /k/ gfs.

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>>36692395

Let those worms crawl all over you but don't let them in your holes.
Kind of what you are doing here in the now amirite?
Maybe if you collect enough worms on your body they can carry your landwhale ass up that tree to that sweet sweet fruit your mouth so desperately wants. mmm? amirite piggy
hehe

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>>36692408
I'm internally debating between a 10mm subcompact automatic (Like the Glock 29, just not a Glock), a .327 magnum, or a .38 special revolver. I'm thinking I might go full wild west with a mid power revolver as main and a .44 magnum derringer as backup.

>>36686307
>doesn't want to hang with you
>wants you to pay for her and her friends

thats what it means

>>36688331
Angry bitter fembot finishes her tale:

> guy i like comes back drunk
> starts hugging me
> hug back
> " you know this isn't serious , right"
> pull away
> why am i always the ugly chick that guys hit on for a quick pump and dump when theyre drunk
> why cant someone ANYONE love me the way i love people
> he keeps asking me what's wrong
> " you're just another person who doesn't respect me and uses me to fulfill some need."
> he starts laughing and farting on me

>>36692257
That's actually rather funny. Props to him for having the balls to do it but fuck me, he needs to improve on his display.

>>36692988
How busted is yoir face exactly?

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>>36688809
Thanks, anon. These comments do give me hope - or sustain my rage.

>>36692988
I should also point out that I did all the work, but my """""friends """"" tried to (1) make me pay for a half finished bag of milk I dropped, (2) asked me to chip in beer money while i was sweeping their floors, and (3) forgot to bring me back any food.

It's not even the money or food itself - it's the complete lack of respect. I do nice things for people and no one cares. I'm a joke, a loser, the ugly friend of the hot chick, and something entirely unworthy of basic decency.

This would never happen to a pretty girl who didn't have my horseface. She'd have guys writing songs for her and buying her dinner.

And I don't even want that. I don't want expensive meals or a diamond ring ( I'm a geologist, there's way cooler rocks out there). I just want a guy to like me enough to actually try. Not feel me up when he's drunk and fart on me. You know, just a modicum of effort? Clean clothes, nightwalking, mix tape CDs, holding hands?

FML. I'm a 25 year old virgin. I thought the pain in my life would subside when my problems because real because they would validateable. Nothing has gotten better. My pain is sharp and constant and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.

> i walked home and as i left no one said anything to me

>>36693027
Think Sarah Jessica Parker with worse bags under her eyes, some acne scars on the forehead, and frizzy black hair.

>>36693137
So an actual horse?

>>36693118
be my geologist gf and let's hike glacier national park or go for a trip to iceland and point out neat things pls

I thought geologist majors were party drunks 24/7? at least that's what I gathered from my time at college

and fake laugh at my "jesus christ they're minerals" jokes

>>36692257
I laughed. Still would bang tbqh 10/10

>>36693118
>>36693137
I want to comfort you

>>36688711
>Although I have a lot of emotional attachment to D&D.
What country are you from? I've been wanting to get into that.

>>36693188
Yep. Big old chompers, too.

>>36693218
You wouldn't like me. I hit on robots all the time because I think we'll have something in common. Then, despite all their whining about " tf " they still turn me down. I don't see why you'd be any different.

Still, that sounds nice. I used to go hiking up in Northern Canada, take mg canoe and go nature paint on some rocks. I don't really have the time ( or funds) now, but Iceland would be yhe dream. I love cold places over hot. I watched Grizzly Man and while it was horrific it made me desperate to go to Alaska. Would love to check out some Scandanavian fjords. My old entomology prof was from Sweden and he used to catch basket stars.

As yeah, most of my peers are total drunks. I really don't care about beer that much. I love the idea of having a small group of friends to go to the pub with every Friday night and having some bantz over a pitcher and I thought my friends would be that group of people but....
Oh shit I'm crying again.