Manlets of /r9k/, why don't you just lower your standards?

>>36685808
>"fat ass, large boobs"
I literally don't want either of these.

>>36685832
Well now, the world doesn't revolve around what your standards are, now do they?

>Want her to not be fat, and not a slut. Literally anything else is fine.

Apparently those standards are too high.

>It's a girl tries to generalize guys but only generalizes Chads because Chads are the only guys she notices episode

I love these.

I don't want any of those things except a tiny waist

>>36685854
It sucks, right? The world needs to change!

>>36685808
>men have high standards
>that's why there are fat fetish threads

i'm 5'11 and have never so much as received a compliment from or touched a womans skin

what standards

>>36685916
we're merely the kings of the manlets

Male standards are bottom of the barrel these days.

Fat girls can get average guys, fuck even down syndrome girls can get average guys.

As long as you are not literally planet sized fat, or bat shit insane, you can get commitment from an average guy or better.

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>>36685893
These site are some high standards.

>>36685808
>all of the "requirements" from guys can be achieved through diet and exercise, and/or relatively safe and cheap surgery

>height surgery is expensive, not to mention very risky and unsafe, and leaves you permanently damaged

>>36685868
Why is it that a lot of posters here are upset that women don't notice them? It's confusing.

>>36686024
A bit too chubby but it's almost there for me

>>36686132

yes, why do people born with high intelligence and emotional, empathetic capacity turn into spiteful, hate-filled creatures when they get viciously abused their entire formative years and have to deal with the fact that they have no choice but to be 100% alone for 100% of their lives in humanity's most whorish, degenerate phase of history?

really gets the almonds activating

But guys don't mind girl height.

>>36686206
....What? Being ignored by women for being unattractive in some way is abuse?

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>>36686206
>this entire post

holy fucking shit dude

https://twitter.com/whennboys

this account gets me

>>36686206
oh lord lad...

>>36685808
Most guys just don't want a fat chick.

Most girls require you to be at least 6'4", be extremely toned, have 8+/10 facial genetics, have a full set of hair, and to be extremely sociable.

>>36686365

Don't forget "have a steady, high-paying job that impresses people"

>>36686244
if that is all you gathered from what i just told you, you have below average intelligence and no capacity for empathy

please leave the board

>>36685832
girls: "Kill yourself pedophile"

>>36686365
>reeee girls don't like meeee

All they want is for you to be over 5'10, not be a ham planet, not repulse them, have hair and be able to hold a conversation. You're exaggerating a lot.

>>36686384
>when they get viciously abused their entire formative years
>It's a girl tries to generalize guys but only generalizes Chads because Chads are the only guys she notices episode
Hmmm....

>>36685808
I just want a girl who's skinny like me? Why does it have to be high standards for a guy to want a skinny girl, but low standards for a girl to be ok with a skinny guy?

>>36685808
>Manlets of /r9k/, why don't you just lower your standards?

my standards:
when i ask a girl out, for her to accept and go out with me instead of rejecting and laughing at me

you are correct, my standards must still be too high but i can't think of a way to lower them any more

>>36686511
hey original fag how short are you?

>>36686454
Well, it IS a lot easier to build muscle with testosterone.

>>36686511
Have you tried traps?

>>36686206
You sperged out a bit but you're not sting.

>>36686530
Now if only I had a normal amount of testosterone, and could actually gain the weight necessary to gain muscle.

>>36686206
* not wrong

>>36686409
>All they want is for you to be over 5'10, not be a ham planet, not repulse them, have hair and be able to hold a conversation. You're exaggerating a lot.
That's simply not true. At least for primed age (legal) pussy between 18 and 25.

I'm 6'1", have a full head of hair, a halfway decent job ($40k a year) and an average/slender body type (about 155 pounds). Any time I go out bar hoping, I can barely find chicks who are willing to give me their phone numbers. They all want the guys who would be denoted as "Chad" on this website.

>reeee girls don't like meeee
I mean, finding a mate and reproducing is biologically engraved in each and everyone of us. You can't be surprised that men who can't attract women get frustrated, right?

>>36686678
at 6'1'' and being 155 holy shit m8 you are UNDER slender

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>>36686700
>Tfw 5'11 at 130 Ibs.
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

>>36686700
170 is normal weight.

>>36686678
>I'm 6'1", have a full head of hair, average/slender body type (about 155 pounds)
You must be ugly facially.

>a halfway decent job ($40k a year)
No one cares about this. They ask what you do, you always lie so they can't find you. I have no job and I fuck sluts still.

>>36686700
Nah. When I was that slim and I was working out I had a lot of girls mirin. Though I'm an inch shorter.

>>36686734
You are disgusting.

>>36686751
>I have no job and I fuck sluts still.

What do you tell them if they ask? This is always one reason why I've avoided talking to qts.

>>36686700
Just how fat are you?

155 is a bit underweight, but nowhere "UNDER" slender. 165-170 is ideal for my height, and I'm about 10 pounds under it. So slender.

>You must be ugly facially.
I am. But that's the point. Women require top tier genetics when men generally only want you to not be a total fat ass.

>No one cares about this.
I've quickly found that out.

My only stands for a girl is:
- Average looking
- Not fat
- Not a whore

That's it. That's all I want. Is that too hard for me to ask for

>>36685808
i'm tall where's my gf?

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I'm 5'5, I'll date any girl as long as she's kind and likes me. This is a list of all the girls I've dated, most of them are taller than me. I've had sex with only 7 of them on the list and came really close with 5 of the other girls on the list.

I'm hoping to add another name to the list soon, another Leo.

Except they've studied this, guys are less picky. Period.

>>36685808
>list, etc for the guys
>one requirement that instantly fucks 50% of men for the women

Even when they try to argue against us, they make themselves look like scumbags. When will they learn?

>>36686795
I'm studying so I tell them the degree. But if I didn't have that I'd tell them anything it doesn't matter if you're just trying to pick up. Even janitor can be turned into environmental hygiene technician. Now she thinks you're talking about plants and shiet instead of the inside of a fast food joint.

It doesn't matter if you're looking for a quick fuck. They'll never dive so deep that your lies start unravelling.

>>36685808
I just want a woman who isn't a slut. I'm fine with homely fat girls with acne. But even those girls have high as fuck standards and want a guy who's at least a 6 and is tall
>this is what it's like to be a 5/10 male

>>36685808
this used to piss me off, but honestly men and women do the same shit

the most important quality to me is the girl's face, honestly. Yes you can lose weight and perhaps that will improve facial aesthetics by a small margin but largely the attractiveness of a face is completely genetic and un-alterable. Wide hips and perky tits are also largely genetic-- those features aren't 100% necessary but they are big attractiveness boosters. This is all just my personal opinion but yeah, if a girl prefers a taller guy over me I won't hold it against her anymore. There's just no fucking point in being pissed off all the time about it

>>36686863
i thought they just had weird last names and then i realized youre a fgt.

>>36686827
Also meant to quote>>36686751

>>36686882
>It doesn't matter if you're looking for a quick fuck.

And if I'm looking for more than that? I suppose the best thing to do is be honest whilst looking for a job?

>>36686939

I just can't help noticing a pattern. If I keep attracting certain people into my life and they all share close birthdays, I can't help but notice.

>>36686827
I'm 200lbs but I lift. Also a different anon said you were under slender

>I am. But that's the point. Women require top tier genetics when men generally only want you to not be a total fat ass.
You're now disregarding my original post. You want more than that.

>>36686952
That's wholly up to you. Not being honest upfront and it being found out could destroy a relationship you've invested a lot into. But it may also not end up mattering and lying got you the relationship to begin with. It's something you have to weigh up and decide.

I'm personally an honesty is the best policy guy but there isn't much that sucks in my life that I have to lie about. I'd probably lie if I did.

>>36686077
not to mention those are all just common preferences, not requirements.

>>36687060
>>36686077
never mind, i missed your quotations the first time i read

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>90% of men

Please don't be more than slightly chubby, and have like a 7/10 face, make me dinner when I come home from work and dont be a bitch

>99.9% of women

Lol better be making six figures, have a house, car and no bills, abs, 12inch cock, willing to do all the housework each day he is off work , take me on vacations 4-5 times a year

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>>36685808
i got rejected by pic related. Nothing wrong with my standards, nobody likes me.

>>36687433
bruh man I've gotten rejected by odd looking black women but have had qt white girls respond well to me. There's hope.

>>36687433
Stop asking trannies, ask a real woman.

Look at this idiot thinking we have standards , I'd happy with any female willing to spend time with me.

>>36686206
Don't make me cry lad

I work at an amusement park. I see Chads with mid to low tier women every day. Actual attractive women are somewhere else, where I have no clue but women have it so easy when it comes to dating

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>>36686288
le febora meem :DDDDDDDD

>>36686863
Where do you meet girls?

oricorio

>>36685808
>I dont like short guys
ok
>I dont like fat chicks
MUHSOGGYKNEES


Women are worthless trash. Who gives a fuck what some slut posted on kikebook

>>36687860
>using the slur kike

Wow you are trash too

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>>36687902
is 'faceberg' more pc?

>>36687433
I know that feel. Dont open the valve on the helium tank too much.

>>36687902
Don't get your circumcised shishka in a twist, there schlomo.

>>36687964
>>36687977

Holy fuck man since when was it hip to be an anti semite?

Go be edgy somewhere else

>>36685808
I have one standard: "I shouldn't want to hang myself from having a conversation with you."
That's it. You don't have to a model, you don't have to be a genius, you don't have to be any particular archetype that I can't think of at the moment. Just don't fail that one task. But most do, and the ones that don't are taken because they have enough common sense to find a good partner and be happy with them.

>>36687992
relax lad
it's only memes, i'm not going to gas you

>>36685808
>you can control weight, tit size, ass size, hair and even lips

>you can't control height


Really gets your noggin joggin

I just want a girl who takes care of herself and is nice desu

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>>36687964
Sure fellow adult who's definitely not an edgy underage norman!

>>36685808
>Long hair.
Quite sad that keeping your long feminine hair is a challenge for women these days.

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>>36685808
My standards are low.

>smart
>modest
>not fat

But apparently even that's asking for too much among women.

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>>36687855

Most I met through HS, College, friends of friends or friends of family members. Two of them I met through online dating.

I didn't even post a profile pic on my online dating profile, just posted that I liked anime/video games, what I didn't like, left my IM screen name and some random girl ended up messaging. Had the best sex of my life with her but I fucked that up for being an idiot.

>>36686863
>keeping track of horoscope shit

For what purpose

>>36688079
what dating app? And how attractive were the online dating grills?

>>36688048
norman - presumably an epithet of normal

someone who is normal conforms to social norms, while someone who is edgy does not. so by your logic that makes you the norman and me the abnorman.

>>36688116
It's normal for underage teens to be edgy.

>>36687992
Anon I'm not sure you realize where you are.

Also the level of normie in this thread is absolutely disgusting. fuck off to /soc/ the lot of you.

>>36688124
well i'm not an underage teen. is it normal for adults to be edgy?

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>>36688151
>well i'm not an underage teen

>>36688111

Just interesting patterns, can't help but notice them.

>>36688115

I used Plenty of Fish for one of the girls, she was a 6/10 but it was easily the best sex of my life.

I used CL and met a girl on there. She was a virgin and I was her first, we lasted about 5 years together off and on. She lied about her age but was still legal, albeit barely. This girl was around a 7/10.

I was brutally honest about myself in these short bios, like George Costanza levels of honesty and yet still got girls who emailed me, all without posting a pic.

>>36685808
The difference is that all a girl has to do is not be an anorexic dyke and she'll fulfill most of those criteria. A man can't change his height.

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>>36688151
Bullshit on your age. You reek of teenagerisms

>quotes dictionary
>thinks kike is a funny word
>general fagginess

>>36688227
so you get offended by people saying kike but fag is ok?

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>>36688220
>like George Costanza levels of honesty
can i get a sample of what you'd say? Thanks a lot for your answers Anon.

>>36687090
And allow me to fuck any other men whenever I want, but he has to stay faithful to me and I'm not fucking cooking.

>>36687902
t. severely butthurt ADL employee

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>>36685808
> Go after the sluttiest and ugliest girls I can find
> Only one of those qualities they'll have is long hair
> Still lose every time
> "Just lower your standards anon haha"

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>>36688246

Remember how I wrote that I might be adding a Leo soon? She messaged me out of the blue, she's a Emo/Scene chick who is 20 years old. When we were talking, I was just completely honest with her. I told her

>I've never had a job before (I'm in my mid 20's)
>overweight (she knows this because we've met before)
>could get a little clingy
>eventually want kids (she told me she never wants to have kids)
>spend most of my time at home by myself (I live by myself which would be a plus I guess) either playing video games or browsing the web (she likes to go out a lot)
>told her that I'm very boring and Baseball is my favorite sport
>don't do drugs or go to parties (she does drugs once in a while she says)
>that I'm constantly broke

Through it all she told me she doesn't think I'm boring, she finds me very interesting. Said she thinks I'm nice and that I'm not fat and she thinks I'm attractive and wouldn't mind dating me or having sex with me. This girl is also 5'7.

I mean, if I'm being honest here, if I was a girl I'd run away from me. I don't get why people are attracted to me, it's not just women but I've been hit on by apparently attractive men before as well. I've even had strange women trying to get me to get in the car with them on more than one occasion. I honestly don't get it.

>>36686409
>you to be over 5'10

Already lost.

Meanwhile literally all I want is for a girl to be chubby or less with average facial genetics.

>>36686552
>Have you tried traps?

i thought we were talking about girls not mentally ill creeps

>>36687485
If trannies reject him what makes you think real women wont?

>>36688390
Picture of yourself please.

>>36685808
Is it so wrong to just want someone to talk to who isn't mentally insane or fat as shit and is a caring human being that is faithful?

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>tfw 5'10
>taller than every girl I know, shorter than every boy I know
It's a sad life

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>>36688590
>tfw 5'10
>almost never the shortest guy in the room

just remember it could have been worse

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>>36688590
>>36688618
Yeah, you could be 5'4" like me

>>36688618
The few times that it does happen are soul crushing
>live in asian and spic area so still rare

>>36685808
>Only talk to Chads because betas are repulsive
>Chad has unsurprisingly high standards
>Use those high standards and apply them to the betas you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole but who would happily take anything they can get.

What did she mean by this?

>>36688525
>Picture of yourself please.

Nope, I've always been self conscious about my looks, even when I was in amazing shape in HS. There's a reason I never post my photo online even on a dating profile or on normiebook. No matter what anyone says, I always feel unattractive when I take a pic and end up deleting it.

6'1 and 7/10 facially (according to /soc/ by the research i did today). I'm feeling pretty good right now I thought I was a lot uglier. Maybe I'll try talking to a girl tomorrow at school. I did some serious thinking and I think girls have actually been attracted to me and let me know before, but I was just retarded and didn't realize.

This is not bait. Just wish me luck boys I think I'm free.

>>36688390
did you put a pic on POF?

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Men provide the majority of their value by means other than their appearance. E.g. in the vast majority of relationships men provide the majority of the income.

However, that does not tell the full story. Many studies have shown that women rate men more harshly than men rate when it comes to appearance. To be more specific, women consider the vast majority of men to be "below average" in appearance. When men rate women based on appearance, there is a bell curve (i.e. most women are "average" in appearance.)

It's actually to be expected biologically because a single male can produce several hundred millions of sperm on a daily basis, but pregnancy typically lasts 40 weeks. During this time the dominant male (alpha) could copulate with several dozen women (and would in an uncontrolled/uncivilized environment.)

By studying genetics we have found that 40% of males reproduced but 80% of women did (over the course of several million years). The male sex is a genetic filter wherein garbage DNA is discarded. The female sex on the other hand serves little purpose beyond providing the means for gestation and caring for the newborn.

Marriage is a social construct to provide stability in civilization.

>>36688778

Nope, go back and read what I wrote. All I put was my likes, dislikes and IM username with no picture. I forgot about it and one day, I just got a random message from a girl. We exchanged numbers, got to know each other and had amazing sex. I blew it by being an emo bitch.

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>>36688745
I'm not trying to burst your bubble but /soc/ is terrible for ratings. They will purposely overrate ugly people and underrate good looking people. I don't know what this means for your case but just keep this in mind. Good luck.

>>36688848
hmm I hope not. I posted in about 5 different threads and was rated 7-8 by most people, including some girls. Hopefully I'm not deceiving myself though.

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I'm a doorman at a nightclub, I am 6'5. Every weekend I see plenty of guys under 5'10 with beautiful women. Are we living in different worlds?

>>36688990

How do you do in the pussy department?

Why should I lower my standards when I do perfectly fine even as a manlet?

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I did, I have settled for onaholes.

>tfw 5'3
Whooh, luckily I'm gay