>upstairs neighbors are having sex >guy lasts less than a minute

>>36685178
And you're the virgin downstairs listening to them, when was the last time you went balls deep in some pussy OP? Don't lie.

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>>36685178
>op is whacking off
>decide to go help him

>>36685178
>Implying you'd last longer

>>36685215
I'd rather be a KHV than a rabbit

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>roasty next door is getting beat by her Chad bf
>things are breaking and there are loud thuds
>hear her screaming for help
>do nothing

>>36685226
> implying that deathgrip porn addicts that have 30 minute sessions wouldn't

>neighbor is screaming from porch telling us to close our bedroom window
>open ALL windows and return to activities
>hear his wife start shrieking like a banshee for maybe 30 seconds followed by a "really?!"
>quiet for maybe 5 seconds till me and gf start laughing
>both try and stifle it
>only makes the laughter worse
>laugh at the top of our lungs till cops show up
>got a noise complaint here
>rowdy teenagers and booze
>both of us are wearing the bedsheets as we chat
>explain
>cop laughs too
And thats how i ended up getting 20 pizza's prank ordered to my residence until the local dominoes stopped delivering to my address which really was a blow to my morale and reclusive nature.

>>36685385
normalfaggot get out

orgreg

>>36685552
B-but i'm a reclusive shut-in with severe social anxiety and a sometimes visible hatred of the sun.

>>36685178

the average sexual intercourse period is like 2-5 minutes since to normies it's more about bonding with your partner than le hour long hedonistic marathon like my american pornos

>>36686062
Oh shit, would my 90-180 minute fap sessions ruin that if I ever did have sex?

>>36686192
>she came 20 minutes ago
>average dick means only 5% of women you'd ever fuck would have an orgasm solely from penile friction
>she's getting bored and maybe a little sore as her arousal levels aren't at peak so her lubrication is stymied
>you're just sitting there huffing and puffing cause you aren't maxing your gains with cardio
>she's forced to give you a handy till she's tired while you try and talk her into a blowie
>she just rolls over and says she has a headache
Probably. Closeness sexing means you gotta finish within 10ish minutes max while her brain chemistry from that cunning linguist lesson orgasm you gave her is still favorable otherwise the afterglow is gone.