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>job ad
>salary
>undisclosed
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>job ad
>5 years experience
>Bachelors minimum
>3 references
>70 hour weeks
>must be available to work overtime / weekends / holidays
>Pay: 10$ an hour
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>>36684267
>B-but the free market will fix everything!
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>job ad
>picking vegetables
>3 references required
It's not fair. Mexicans get a free pass on this shit.
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>>36684321
The Mexicans are also decent workers, too
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>Entry level position
>A century of work experience required
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>>36684388
>ad looks for recent graduates
>wants 3 years paid professional work experience
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>job ad
>requires school
>school ad
>requires money
>money ad
>requires job
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>>36684496
>girl puts up bf ad
>requires proof of non virginity
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>Entry level position
>6 rounds of interviews and 3 professional references
Gotta get that $15 an hour
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>>36684267
kek they can go fuck themselves, good luck filling that shit position.
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>>36684612
>put up ad that has impossible requirements
>complain to government nobody can fill it
>government approves H1B visa
>imports a poo who will do the job for minimum wage
That's literally what happens and it's their plan from the start.
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>>36684267
Welcome to entry accounting friendo
Good luck trying to move up
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>>36684267
>No school
>5 minute interview over phone
>1300 a week
Stay mad, school cucks.
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>>36684360
Depends. I work with a bunch and everyone is lazy. Much easier than plant picking as well.
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>job ad
>requires journeyman carpentry
>requires experience in tig welding
>18+
>must have license
>must be able to work overtime and holidays
>70+hour/week
>bring own safety gear and tools
>just walk in one day
>age 15
>never worked before
>no license
>no tools
>no gear
>wasn't even expecting a job just trying to have a decent excuse to say no job will take a 15 year old so dad will stop being an ass about it
>are you 18 or older?
>no
>uh...do you have your own gear and tools?
>no
>any experience with welding?
>no
>ever do any carpentry? Like, ANY? Just say you did a semester in shop or something.
>no
>uh,okay.... whats your current schedule and availability?
>well, school, then time for homework, study, videogames, and hanging with people afterwards. Like to save most of that for the weekends though. uh... yeah thats about it.
>well, you at least got a license?
>i got a bicycle and a scooter i can ride if I don't get pulled over
>GREAT!
>don't worry kid! We'll have the guys help divvy up your first few paychecks for your first set of tools and kneepads and i know a guy who knows a guy we'll have you CDL ready by the time you can grow some facial hair!
>all relevant secondary education paid for
>can now work cranes
>now play with big boy tonka toys or laze about in my office
>entire day is sitting in a big box far and away from everyone blasting hendrix and cream or sitting in an office most of the day
>perfect levels of zero social interaction
>make $80k+
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>>36684438
This forced me to become self-employed.
Best choice in the end.
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>>36685525
Teach me your original ways, sensei
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>>36685155
How saturated has accounting become? Going to be completely automated soon anyways. Thanks India
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>>36686590
How does one become self employed?
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>>36684241
>21 full time student and zero work experience
>job ad
>stocking shelves
>7.25 per hour (min wage in my state)
>atleast 1 year experience and 3 references.
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>dishwasher wanted
>1 year commercial dishwashing experience required
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>>36686923
>find a marketable skill thats easily contained within a home or digitally
>market said skill
Like math? Become a freelance account.
Like working out? Become a home private instructor.
Like programming? Become a programmer for hire.
Like art? Become a prostitute.
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>job ad
>you need to have your own car
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>>36684241
I almost never apply for jobs that don't disclose the salary or use vague terms like "competitive wages/benefits."
My time is too valuable to go through the application/interview process to find out they can't beat out my current salary.
The only way I'd apply to a job that doesn't disclose salary is if they offer something that I'd be willing to take a pay cut for. Things like ability to work from home some days (something my company doesn't offer), cutting my commute in half (or more) or other shit like that.
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>>36686965
No joke thats how you hire mexicans for cheap labor.
So you say you want $7.50 an hour and full time with a hope of benefits? Well paco here says he'll work any hours i give him for a flat $40 and a free meal AND he's got 3 years dishwashing experience at the local -insert restaurant-
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>>36686923
I'm a communication and multimedia designer without enough experience to get hired so I just started my own design company. Also am a part time gamedev which is unpaid however until the first product is done and on the market.
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