>8am on the subway train >see this What do you do?

>>36682251
think to myself
>huh someone ate a slice

>>36682251
look down to see if i spilled spaghetti

>>36682251
Go back to staring at my phone.

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>>36682251
Notice the logo is a stereotype of Italians and wonder why it's okay to stereotype some cultures but not others.

Wonder what I'm doing on the Central line.

take the pizza and run

>>36682299
because we sometimes look like that

>>36682251
Rest In Pepperoni, little pizza

Beat the roastie for ruining a perfectly good pie with her negligence

>>36682251
Wait until my stop.
>excuse me you dropped your pizza
Then run away before she can rape accuse me.

one bowl of eggs coming right up!

>>36682251
I'd carefully tear off a slice and return quietly to my seat.

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>>36682251
Wait a second

Is that the grim reaper sitting next to her?

>>36682426
thank you for posting this i love you so much

>>36682251
Reality
>nothing

>

The zone
>nervously approach.
>tap lightly
>"yo uh" "you okay?"
>"i've heard of spilling spaghetti but never a whole pizza"

>>36682531
Never, ever use the spaghetti meme on normies, you autist. Even in your fantasies they'll laugh at you.

>>36682516
>highIight of my week

Wonder why ny city has such shitty pizza and that chicago is better

Chances are, if she's too asleep to know that her pizza is slipping out like that, then she might not wake up if I run over and grab like half of it and eat it.
I think that's what I'd do. Run over and rip off like 2 or 3 pieces and then run away and eat it.

>>36682292
>>36682301
real subway niggas
#1 rule of the subway is actively ignore everything

>>36682426
say hi to reddit for me. I haven't visited there in a while.

wonder who eats a full pizza at 8 in the morning

>>36682652
>week ruined

>>36682251
Point and laugh.
>oregano

>>36682639
>#1 rule of the subway is actively ignore everything
why?

>>36682251

Honestly, I'd take a slice of that pizza and hope nobody noticed.

>>36682711
>#1 rule of the subway is actively ignore everything
>t. brainwashed by the globalists the spend every waking minute tuned in to my devices
don't listen to this faggot. Do whatever the fuck you want on the subway

>>36682299
>a stereotype of Italians

What exacty is the offensive stereotype?

That Italians who professionally work in kitchens wear chef's coats and hats?

>>36682822
what
>>36682711
because nothing matters and you will see 100 weird things on the subway every day
just process it and move on

there's no quicker way to announce to everyone "i'm fucking new here" than to react to something strange happening on the subway

my peak nyc subway experience was at like 2am on the L, some guy just started profusely vomiting what looked like red wine all over the floor with no warning. nobody said anything. everybody just calmly stood up and moved to the next traincar

>>36682550
>Even in your fantasies they'll laugh at you.
Maybe at you.

I'm learning that I can use black privilege to transmute my powerlevel.

They might be on guard around me, but if I say something eccentric or dumb where ironically or not it'll disarm them and lubricate the interaction.

I hate doing it honestly.
I hate talking at all.

But my taciturn nature only assists to this.
A secret weapon kind of.

>>36682251
I would start crying.

It makes me really sad to think that she got this pizza for her family who is waiting for her at home and they are all probably looking forward to having some delicious pizza. Imagine the disappointment in the family's eyes when they learn that their pizza had been trashed. ;_;

>>36682251
try to film up her skirt

>>36682875
nobody said it was offensive lad
he means it in the case of why is it okay to stereotype white Italians but in the case of minorities its offensive

>>36682621
that's not new york

Ask if she's alright and stealth a slice.

>>36682669
I do sometimes when I go days without eating anything.

>>36683004
I'm sad now too fuck you anon.

>>36683004
>>36684419
It's not that bad. The pizza's on the paper, not directly on the subway floor.
I'd eat it.

>>36683004
First, it's not ruined, it's on the paper. Second, she's obviously passed out, so I doubt she has a fucking family to go home to.

>>36682925
what are you talking about. the most you'll see is people dressed weird or some homeless dude playing the drums on some buckets. what happened to you isnt even strange and will rarely/most likely never happen to other people.

>>36682476
>>36682812
>>36684450
this. id grab a slice from where its still on the paper

>>36682569

Gay. Go asspat eachother somewhere else you self congratulating cuck.

>>36683072
>minorities
Because stereotypes are based in truth.