>5'4 Whats the most painful way to kill myself?

>>36680755
OP, have you considered getting the surgery that makes you taller? Normally I wouldn't recommend it, but 5'4 is pretty shitty and if you're going to kill yourself, what do you really have to lose?

>>36680755
by becoming a trap and letting numerous guys bareback you, you'll eventually get some kind of STD and die a slow painful death

>>36680811
That surgery is like 600grand and your legs are basically broken for 2 years. It's also only performed in russia

You should kill yourself ironically in one of those medieval stretching machines

>>36680924
I'll write this down. Thanks

>>36680755
Live life. Thats what im doing

>>36680755
slitting your throat or literal sudoku

>>36680755
The most painful way to kill yourself?
Live out your natural lifespan.
Outlive your loved ones and family.
Outlive your friends.
Watch them all die.
Slowly descend into dementia, revert to a 2-year-old mentally.
Die of organ failure, shitting yourself on the bathroom floor as you breathe your last breath.

Pretty painful right?

>>36680755
I would suggest hanging yourself, but, well you wouldn't be able to hang the rope from the ceiling, shorty.

>>36681168
This. Guaranteed most painful way.

>>36681257
>loved ones
>family
>friends

>>36680755
Move to Peru

im 5'1" (male)

you know nothing

>>36681932
Move to Mars

>>36681381

Been looking into this. Overpass hanging is the way to go. It has the height and would make some fine selfie pics for passersby.

>>36681979
no, anon, you're wrong. MEN are from mars, women and manlets are from Venus.

>>36680755
If you're that short, just spend the rest of your life alone jacking off to femdom until you die; do not pass on your shit genes.

>>36680755
>5'3
>5'5 gf
Just get a girlfriend OP. Be really cocky and funny. Unless you're autistic, then idk what you should do

>>36680755
Yoou can grow 2 inches if you stay in space for a year. Become a naut'.

>>36682122
That's not permanent

>>36682143
So is life. What's your point?

>>36682164
You're taller only when you're inside the spaceship, what's the fucking point

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>>36680755
6'0"
origami oregano original

>>36680755
5'5 here. I'm more than happy with my height, OP. Girls always seem to be looking in my direction, and trying to make small talk. Height doesn't matter as long as you got the looks.

>>36682101
Kill yourself, normalfag. You don't belong on this board.