Tinder Thread

>>36679844
Are you a fag or a sexy girl?

Anyway my experience is
>girl matches doesn't message
>have to message her
>responds 4 hours later
>ask something else
>one week later another reply
>ask something
>same
>end up unmatching out of frustration

>>36679844
the last time i tried tinder i was almost murdered

never again

>>36679960
i'm a gril my dude

>>36680015
I respectfully ask that you leave this board.

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>>36680031
>seconded

oregano oregano

>>36679986
Holy shit, do tell man.

Grills in my area just don't keep up a conversation. They never ask any actual questions, they usually just give short replies. I can't keep asking questions forever, it seems weird to me as i'm usually the quiet one.

why do girls match and then not respond?

>>36680251
Maybe they're waiting on you. Who knows, I get the same shit from guys in my area.

>>36680287
i deleted the app because i got too depressed with people not replying. it happened four times in a week.

one of them i reaaaally liked, and sent a second message. then i unmatched out of sheer embarrassment.

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Ive been having some nice convos surprisingly
I guess sunday is the best day to start a conversation.
This one in particular messaged me first.
>>36680251
Hit and miss my dude, ive had 5 misses in a row before some would respond

>>36680337
I'm really persistent but it hurts when I get unmatched or send messages without an answer.

what do you recommend for a bio? i'm a quiet person so i feel awkward putting something clever if you know what i mean? just something plain but not too boring. i always feel like im just listing things im into which seems dull

>>36680350
Jesus fucking christ thats autistic. can you act less cringy? you might laid.

>>36680396
A nice joke always lures me in! Or maybe something around the lines of "Ask me about _______" and name something really funny that happened to you.

>>36680442
Theres something youre not getting my dude.
The point of tinder is to match with people LIKE YOU
You would fucking die from cringe if you saw what we were talking about before hand.
Its because shes autistic and i knew that from reading her bio
Therea another girl and all we are talking about is anime
>>36680396
This is literally my bio:
I climb stairs on all 4s

Lets play video games and watch anime
Or we can get hammered thats cool too

Hentai(in moon runes)
Dont try to make your bio seem like someone youre not

bumperino

ljg

>>36680188
What area are you at, my guy?

Bumb.
This can be a promising thread desu!

>>36679844
Some shit came up on their side (usually they met someone else). I wouldn't take it to heart OP, Tinder's disposable leads to little commitment for most people

I'm on it several months after my ex broke up with me but I've only been on one date so far that I kinda let slide. I chalk it up to not really knowing what I want just yet

>>36681194
I mean, it should be, but I really want someone to answer my question. OP here, btw.

>>36681288
*disposable nature

The whiskey's kicking in

Also
>tfw you match with the same girl four times since you installed the app (she kept restarting her account)
>she lives 1km away from me, most likely down my fucking street

Wew

>>36681332
fucking lucky... :(

you should definitely go for it.

>met a girl from tinder on friday
>went out for drinks and had a great time
>did the sex
>has only replied to a couple of messages since then

why is she acting like that? we had a great time. I'm just a bit disappointed because we got along well so I'd like to see her again is all

>>36680396
mine is the full text of that trump quote where he talks about how his uncle is an MIT professor and something about the nuclear deal and being a conservative in the media and a bunch of other shit.

>Look, having nuclear--my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart--you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world--it's true!--but when you're a conservative Republican they try--oh, do they do a number--that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune--you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged--but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me--it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right--who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners--now it used to be three, now it's four--but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years--but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

it cuts off somewhere in the middle due to character limit but i'm not sure where and it doesn't matter
i will note also that probably only like 5% of people read it.

>>36681426
She wanted a quick lay and got what she came for

>>36681426
because that's what broken sluts and mentally ill whores do, idiot.

if you want to settle down with one, you have to have money.

dumb ass normalfaggots shitting up my board.

>Buy one of those tinder boost things with google surveys money
>Get 20 matches in one day
>Haven't gotten a single match since
wtf

>>36681426
Yeah what >>36681465 said. I think a lot of people in this thread are expecting too way too much. I mean you can never know what way it'll go - I met my ex through Tinder - but it's best to go in with low expectations and hope for the best

>>36681415
I'mma message her tonight yo

>>36681490
Yeah I did a boost recently and got a handful of matches more than usual, serious jew wizardry going on

>>36681465
Maybe so, but we'd been talking for a while and it was more of a whim kind of thing than a planned date or anything

>>36681485
I don't even see it being a relationship kind of thing. Just I'd like to spend a bit more time with her is all

>>36681504
I wasn't really expecting anything, got more than I expected already, but just seemed like we had some chemistry

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>>36679844
what did she mean with this?
any thoughts fellow robots?

>>36681647
>what did she mean with this?

Irreparably mentally broken

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>>36681647
continuation of her profile
really makes your neurons fire

>>36681647
>those trashy tats

Really gets the noggin a' joggin

>>36681647
Doesn't matter. Nothing of value lost.

>>36679844
I wish I could get a picture of myself for Tinder.

You picturehavers don't understand how easy you have it.

>>36681696
Wow, I mean, I get that's what she wants, but I feel like as a whole she just wants to get fucked by some BBC. :/

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So what should i do?
origigigignaallll

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>>36679844
Why do women do this
Spaghetti origanli

>>36681865
Fuck you, fuck that woman, fuck her son.

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>>36681647
Kek i have this one.
WHEN WILL ASIAN MEN LEARN THEIR WOMEN ARE SLAVES TO WHITE COCKKK?!?!
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>>36681903
Because she's preggo and still wants to get fucked.

I'd indulge her.

>>36681903
fucking kek this can't be real

>>36681865
kys s-sempai

>>36681647
>>36681696
wish there wre more women like this, who could be this honest

>>36681921
I feel like she's joking.

>>36682496
>>36681921

she is absolute 100% joking
just as a heads up it will be very difficult to meet this girl irl
columbia asians are 100% indistinguishable from each other

t. personal experience

>>36681921
She 18? She looks at least 35, what a filthy roastie.

>>36680350
Please tell em this isn't your actual fucking response. Holy shit you must be good looking or something since she's still somehow talking to you. That was autistic and cringe as shit dude.

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Needless to say. I will never get laid...

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>>36682632
umad?
Most of my pics i would consider to be 5-6/10 with one solid 7
>>36682704
This is what i call fucking autistic. At least try to be creative

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>>36682817
>Giving a full list of anime

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>>36682817
>good looking
>lists anime
>talking to pajeetina

>>36679844

>He matched you and talked to you while very horny
>made plans to be your cuddle buddy while sporting a chub
>after he came he was disgusted and filled with regret that he made plans
>is now avoiding you hoping you'll forget

you are probably fat, yes?

>>36683036
Im not good looking im rating the photos not myself.
I have shitty deformations.
>>36682904
SHES STILL RESPONDING DUDE YOU THINK IGAF

>>36683131
not really..

maybe he just thought i was too shy for him.

bumperoni and pls

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>>36682817
>berzerker

>>36682704
Wow, pal. You just blow in from Stupidtown?