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Just so you guys know Utah is the holy land for people with conservative values that aren't Bible belt cuckish so if you guys would hurry up and migrate here we could turn 4chan into a geographical location in the states and create the antithesis of Cuckifornia.
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>>36679330
>tfw Kekistan is going to be real
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>>36679330
The Mormon holy land is Missouri, and it was legal to shoot Mormons on sight in Missouri until 1976.
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In NY, I can't leave my house in the summer without mormons trying to convert me. Utah would be a nightmare.
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>>36679330
Utah U is that state's only saving grace.
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>>36679330
That's an impressive amount of cancer in just 47 words.
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>>36679330
>R9K
>Traditional conservative values
Pick one
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>>36679330
Do not come here if you won't convert
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>>36679643
Do I get a wife or job with my conversion?
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>>36679599
Not for long, Vivian Lee's fucked it big time. Expect the influence of John Huntsman and the HCI to increase greatly in the next few years, losing the university a ton of money.
t. SLC
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>>36679730
No, you are an outsider. They all get married off at 16.
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https://youtu.be/aNYTCY5beoY
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>>36679730
Jobs are pretty easy to get at Deseret Industries (you have to work for church welfare) and there is also a ward employment specialist to help you out. A lot of Mormons are STEM, CEOs, lawyers and doctors so just make friends with some members and they might be able to hook you up with better professions.
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>>36679730
Go to a singles ward or church school for a wife. The catch is that you probably have to be temple worthy.
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>>36679330
No. Mormonism is wierd
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