i try to make it short
>landlord kicks me out of my neet cave after 8 years
>have to give him keys tomorrow
>havent done anything since he told me(3 moths ago)
>no new apartment
>current apartment is a complete mess, i swear you cant imagine, havent cleaned up in like 4 years
>whole floor is full of trash and old food
>have been pissing in bottles and shitting in grocery bags the past 2 months because toilet couldnt flush anymore
>no drivers license
>no car
what the fuck am i supposed to do
just leave him with all that shit?
You must secure yourself in your neet cave to prepare for the final battle. You must master the arts of peepeepoopoo and fend off those who would drive you from your rightful home.
>>36676900
POST THE PICTURES NOW
>>36676900
You got parents you can fall back on? Pack up your essentials (computer and any memorabilia of your waifu you own), go back and live with your parents, and leave the rest for your landlord.
>>36676900
Your dubs prove pics are needed
>>36677053
no, dont want to get raped like sniffjizzer
>>36677127
problem is he will most likely hire a company to remove all that trash and hand me the bill, which i obviously cant pay
parents are difficult, iam too afraid to tell them what happend, but on the other hand its their own fault for kicking a manchild like me out of the house
i also thought to come up with some meme bullshit like saying i was raped ( blacked) and lost control in my life
>>36677280
My sister's friend got evicted from her place and it amounted to like 4 grand and she hasn't paid a dime. I imagine it could go two ways, they try to collect the money and take you to court for it (depending on how much it is it may not be worth their time to take you to court) or they just report it to your credit and keeps hurtinf your score and makes it so you can't rent another place. But things fall off your credit after 7 years so thats really no big deal.
I'd say tell your parents whatever you need to and get bailed out. Hell maybe they'll pay the damages if they feel bad enough