>be me >be intellectually superior Theist >go to my

>>36675701
>>>/b/

[spolier] you normie faggot [/spoiler]

>>36675701
Do you have a tulpa m8

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>tfw finally see through the atheistic lies

Serious question. If God doesn't exist, why do we reproduce?

>>36675745
When you misspell "spoiler" because you are acoustic

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>>36675782
>Implying anyone here has ever reproduced

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>be me
>christfag
>on swimming team
>atheist Chris says I'm a fag for believing in God
>I'll show him
>wait for next swim meet
>bless water before his race
>he dives in
>tell him he's Christian now

Who else here is a rogue apostle?

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>>36675766
>be atheist
>tell my atheist normie friend
>>Oh yeah that's great, yeah God totally isn't real brah
>convert
>spend hours arguing about the existence of God for multiple days
Jokes on him, he only strengthened my faith

>>36677005
>be christfag
>some vegan brags about not eating meat
>bless his bread before he eats it
>mock him as he just ate the savior

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>>36675701
Religion is bad but science is worse

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SCIENCE FAILS TO RECOGNIZE THE MOST

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>playing normieball
>coach puts in a Hail Mary
>get on my knee and pull my rosary beads out

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>this thread
originalolololo

>>36675701
>>be intellectually superior Theist

oxymoron

>>36675783
>when you are such a newfag you don't know about ctrl+s

>>36678824
I figured reddit would find its way here sooner or later