Post the most Normiecore advice you've got

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>don't be afraid to ask for hugs from friends

>friends

what the fuck is wrong with normies

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>>36674676
>don't be afraid to ask for hugs from friends
i would never ever eever evevrevrerverve do this
nobody should ever be sentenced to the punishment of touching me EVER
i would never ever subject a friend of all people to touch me at all
i dont want to do that to anybody

>>36674808
I'd hug you, would that be okay?

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>>36674900
u see, u say you would but in reality you wouldnt
nobody ever would want to do that to me
please hug somebody worth hugging instead

>>36674943
Why wouldn't people hug you?

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>>36675016
because i am not one to be hugged
you would understand if you met me

>>36675322
Because of your looks?

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>>36674585
>do you feel unattractive?
>take a goddamn selfie

FUCKING NORMALFAGS

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>are you hydrated?
>if not, have a glass of water

it finally makes sense!

>Do you feel unattractive? Take a goddamn selfie. Your friends will remind you how great you look, and you'll help fight society's restrictions on what beauty can look like.

Fucking hell. This is advice for ""self-conscious"" normalfags.
If you feel unattractive, you wouldn't want to look at yourself at all, you wouldn't want to take a picture of yourself. Selfies are the most narcissistic things normies do. It is a picture of your face. It contributes to nothing, and taking selfies you don't improve at all.

>friends
Sending your selfie to your friends for self-validation is even more narcissistic. Only females could say "yeah you look fine gurl xDD", because they don't want to improve the others around them, only put them down, so they could strive.


>Have you waited for a week? Sometimes our perception of life is skewed, and we can't even tell that we are not thinking clearly, and there is no obvious external cause.

This was also mostly aimed at women, because most of their reality is based on their emotions.

>feeling unattractive
>decide to take a selfie
>no facebook
>post in on /soc/ instead
>people point out unattractive features about my face that i wasnt even aware of
>feeling even worse about myself
>try to drown my sorrows in a glass of refreshing water
>start to feel a lot better

turns out i was just dehydrated all along :)

>>36675809
Are you being serious right now? Your perception of reality is so skewed and generalized, not to mention sexist. Seeking help from your friends isn't narcissistic. You're not proving anything to anyone by staying shelled up like that. Also "they don't want to improve the others around them, only put them down, so they could strive" tells me that you have intense tunnel-vision about the other gender. How old are you?

>>36675943
>> not drinking refreshing pepsi
>> wonders why they're depressed

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>>36674585
>do you feel unattractive
>take a selfie so your friends can lie and try and delude you into thinking you're not subhuman, attractiveness is a lie made up by society and definitely not biologically determined by visual markers of health, virility and dimorphism

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>>36675360
... no
just because im me

>>36676349
Explain. I'm honestly curious.

>>36676162

Is it just me or is the guy on the right not that bad? I'm male and he looks pretty average to me, definitely better than me actually. t. mongoloid slav

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>>36676468
i dont really know why to be honest
i feel like im one of those indian untouchables and if you touch me, you will decrease to my rank
sorry, im not a very smart person

>>36676539
Have a glass of water m8, you're just dehydrated

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remember just bee yourself :^)

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>>36676622
ive had more than enough water homie
sorry, i dont mean to be the way i am

>>36676539
That sounds painful...
It's not true, anon. You're fine. As long as you're not antagonizing people you're certainly giving them something when they come in contact with you, not bring them down.

>>36674585
>have you cuddled a living being in the past day
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
AAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I actually creased at this
I haven't done that IN MY WHOLE LIFE YOU NORMOID

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>>36676755
i dont get why you think this
nobody would want to be touched by me
nobody should be touched by me
please explain why im fine

>>36676933
Unless you have super poor hygiene, there should be no reason to feel this way

>>36676933
Basically the only things turning people away on a regular basis are being physically repulsive or being hostile.
You don't seem hostile, just lonely and maybe depressed?
And you said you're not repulsive.
So your fine. Your picture of your effect on others is warped.

>>36674585
>have you moved your body to music
Fucking worthless normals. I feel no need to move to music, ever. I don't want to dance, I don't like to dance, I don't need to dance. But normal cannot comprehend that. Everyone must love to dance and want to dance all the time. Everyone. No exceptions.
To suggest otherwise will have you met with confusion and then them just waving it off and pretending you didn't say such an unnatural thing.

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>Take a goddamn selfie. Your friends
>friends

>>36676847
I'm really curious about what you look like.

>>36676162
Holy fuck that dude looks like an alien ayyyy lmao