I applied for a job I think I got an interview coming up, but

Did you seriously make this thread? You're retarded

>>36673388
Well I haven't been to penis inspection day in a while. I don't know if I should try to make it bigger or think of something so I don't get a chubby. If it's too big the interviewer could get intimidated, if it's not big enough they might laugh and tell everybody about it being flaccid and think I don't have enough vigor for the job. Should I tan it? I heard people like BBC.

don't do it. i have to do mandatory monthly penis inspection. also your pay is correlated with how big your penis is. needless to say, i'm underpaid

>>36673183
Make sure to give the inspector a firm handshake.

>>36673388
OP is probably going to be a teacher. Rookie teachers have to go through penis inspection day along with the kids.