HALT

My second middle name is Cristafer.

I think my parents were smoking too much pot when they came up with that name.

>>36670147
My names Chris Chan and I feel anger towards you

>>36670147
>Hunter
Chris is a p normal name, 6 or 7, OP.

>>36670147
> patrick emmet
tfw really irish name and I'm ethnically jewish

benjamin

i h8 it

>>36670218
>Second middle name
They were definitely smoking too much pot to think of giving you a second middle name in the first place

My name?
heh... i dont have one, kid....

I reckon you can call me Billy Joe John.

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>>36670147
Fight me dicklet

My name is Oscar and I am no one.

>>36670147
shawn
'sfine

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>>36670147

Here's a name you won't have heard before

Xan

My name's Taylor

I like my name, do you like my name?

Roman

rate my name

Grant
Many consonants in one syllable

Name's Roland

Eduardo.

Single and ready to end it all

Cosmin, I'd like to know what do you guys think of it .

Christian. Girls seem to like saying it bc they call me it even after I tell them I prefer Chris, but it sounds faggy to me.

Rate plx.

Sherrie

Could be worse, I guess.

>>36671131
I used to be a vault hunter like you, then I formed the Crimson Lance

>>36671106

Roman!

Aren't you that hot guy who's stupid rich from bit coins?

Asking for a friend.

>>36671160
RIP Roland ;______; you will be missed but your garbage turret won't be

Sarah

Not so original, my parents are christians. I've met about 9000 people with my name, approximately 85% of them have the same middle name too.

>>36671181
Is your middle name Jane?

>>36670810
Knew a guy named Hunter, pretty cool guy, did a lot of cocaine tho

>>36671043
Seems ok to me

>>36671097
weird name

>>36671106
Roman...roman saenkon is the name of the singer or was of one of my favorite black metal bands (hate forest)

>>36671181
My cousin's name is Sarah too, and she's my favorite cousin.

Diego is mine

>>36670147
Derek

23434546234vergev45

>>36671201
No, I think that name is reserved for parentless children and unidentified corpses

>>36670147
Gart.

G A R T
A
R
T

>>36671043
Ben A? is that you?

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Soren

No, not Soren!

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>>36671277
>gart
I kek

>>36671284
>Ben A? is that you

Martin?

>>36671103
Meh tier. Over used 90's name.

>>36671106
I think there was a dragon in Spyro named Roman. Always makes me think of dragons and my childhood. Feels good. I like that name.

>>36671113
Alright.

>>36671131
Another nice name. Reminds me of Roman.

>>36671138
I like it because its fun to say.

>>36671139
Interesting. Never heard it before. Reminds me of commits and the Cosmos. Pretty awesome.

>>36671181
A very "nice girl" name. Pretty.

Gabriel last name like fidel

>>36671284
no, im a ben b

>>36671312
Nah, I know a Martin L. though

>>36670766
I knew a guy in middle School with that name

Francis suprisingly this comment is not original

>>36670147
Elliott. Sounds like a white guy's name but I'm actually hapa and dead.

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>>36671495
>elliott
>hapa

HE IS RISEN

Andreas

im not sure how i feel about it honestly

angelina

i'm ok with it

>>36670147
silly anon, ive had my name up there for weeks!

My name is tiky tiky slim jeff

Cole. Rate my name.

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>>36670147
my name's kris
my mom came from germany, born and raised in berlin so she wanted me to have a "german" name
my dad wanted to name me ulysses and ill admit im kind of pissed he didnt, what a fucking alpha name
meanwhile my brother has the name of a rodeo star, pappy used to do rodeo

>>36671633
jolie :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

>>36671309
It gets worse. My last name is something like "Ruthovich" or "Johanessnard". So my full name is basically "Gart J. Smussenussen" and I sound like a stoner hippie who writes folk songs about war being bad

My name is Kai desu

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Colton

Pic related it's me as a girl with FaceApp

>>36672212
id fugg you so herd as a girl (boy) :^)

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My name is Jack. Hello, friendly anons.

Darrel

cisco

This comment is original

>>36672407
hahahahaha you are the router guy

Bradley
But my friends call be b-rad
I don't have friends

>Thomas
Is there a more based name?

>>36670147
Erik pls r8

>>36670147
Alex Gray

One of my names means "God" in aramaic.

Scott Clemons

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KUCERA
With a wedge above the C
Nobody will probably ever pronounce it right desu.
>tfw literally the second most used name in my country
I feel like a nigger.

Emmanuel

Yes I am hispanic. I've only met about 5 people with my name and 4 have been hispanic and 1 has been black.

>Kent
I like it, what do you anons think?

>>36670147
>Tfw unique name and aquaintances who browse r9k

>>36670147
I'll only say that my boyfriend calls me Ken Ken

Caesar
My last name starts with a P so my initials are CP

>Ryan
the most normie chad name i can imagine
but here i am

>>36672587
literally anything not jewish

>>36673789
You sound like you wrote Huckleberry Finn.

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>Evan
what do

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Angelo

t. Italian diaspora

Eric. Generic white guy name

>>36674823
My childhood best friend was named Evan. He's no longer alive anymore, tragically. Will always be a good name if you ask me