Not a restaurant for casuals

>>36666937
applebees is always good haven't had it in like 3 years. denny's is also pretty good.

I appreciate this xoxo

>>36666937
Applebees used to be OK. Nothing spectacular, but you could get a decent meal at a decent price.

I tried it again recently and it was absolutely repulsive. I literally would have rather eaten a plate of dog shit.

>>36667033
I hope u bitched at them and got a free meal

>>36667033


Make sure you try their ribs next time. You can get a half rack and two sides of rice for $8.99

>>36666937

ITT: sameposting Applebee's spokesperson fags

I'd rather eat my own excrement than go the Applebee's. Yuck. Straight up nasty, stale, old, dry, microwaved food.

Hey, >>36666937, lemme tell you something. It doesn't have anything to do with this thread, but bear with me, alright?

So, I went to the local Applebees today. Yeah, that restaurant, you know the one. The fucking place was completely full, and I couldn't get a seat. So, I wait around in the lobby, and I see this sign: "House Sirloin, $1.50 off".

Holy shit. Are you people fucking retarded? The rest of the week, Applebees is the furthest thing from your fucking minds, but if it's $1.50 off, suddenly you're crowding in here? It's just $1.50! It's literally a dollar and a fucking half! Oh, cool, you brought the whole "faaaam". Fucking family of four, and everybody's going to order some fucking Applebees, huh? Awesome! Kill me. Dad's over there like "MAKE MINE MEDIUM!!". I'll kill myself if I watch this.

Applebees should be fucking brutal. Two guys facing each other in a booth and you don't know if they're going to cut each others' throats that instant. It's a dog-eat-dog restaurant, and that's what makes it great. Ladies and kids need to stay the fuck away.

So, after a huge ordeal, I get a seat, and this shitheel next to me says "I'll order the pepper-crusted sirloin!". That sets me off again. Really? You're gonna order the fucking pepper-crusted sirloin. You're sure proud of that! Are you really gonna eat that whole fucking meal? I want to waterboard you. I want to drown you for hours. You sure you didn't just say that because it sounds cool?

Now- this is coming from an Applebees veteran- what we're doing now is this: Pepper steak, extra tomatoes. That's the good shit. One rare pepper steak with extra tomatoes and less pepper. That's what a gourmet gets. They put in more tomatoes and a bit less spice. Easing up on the pepper lets you taste the meat. I should let you know that the employees will take notice of this. It's not all fun-and-games for people who don't know their shit. I guess what I'm saying is that you, >>36666937, should stick with the spicy chicken.