Daily Escort Thread

>>36659146
How do I go about finding a hot escort to take my 25 year old virginity
I am in London

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>>36660074
Google your local review board
Lurk for awhile and learn the lingo
Don't fall in love with the pics
Some escorts are more newbie friendly than others, just be up front and patient

Also, isn't hookering legal in Britannia? Atleast you don't have to dance on eggshells while negotiating. Or take the train to France.

Stop advertising your sin here demimonde. These fallen men are stronger than you think.

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>>36660171
>that art style

>called an escort over late one night as family was asleep
>Snuck her into basement
>Ask her if she takes etransfer since I don't have cash
>She doesnt
>She is cheesed because she came all this way and I don't even have the dough
>Gets angry, leaves in a fuss and SLAMS the door as she left
>Thankfully nobody woke


What was your worst experience?

American here.
I need a girl, actually just for human contact but if it comes with sex, I might accept it.
I've got money, how do I get a girl in my bedroom?

>>36660802
>ask her if she takes etransfer
Lmfao what's wrong with you?

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>can pay somebody to fuck you
>can't pay for somebody to love you

>>36660802
Man you called her over with family home and no cash? Shit you've got some brass balls

I've had a few bait & switches (girls that don't do CIM as expected) and a few sessions with performance anxiety... and only one that was actually terrible:

>Still have the TS bug in my system
>At this point in my career I still had performance anxiety, I thought seeing a TS would give me more motivation
>There are like 2-3 TS providers locally, and this one had decent pics
>Set up appointment with her
>She makes me call at the apartment gate for the code
>Has a thick accent and I can't understand the code
>Finally figure it out but she is audibly pissy
>Repeat the same just trying to get apartment number
>Once I get in the door and see her, the magic wears off
>The voice clearly has too much man left in it
>We start our 1hour session
>She starts with HJ, but it sucks. She is yanking really hard. How does she not understand dick?
>This is not gonna fly so I suggest we try anal
>She bends over and I get out my own lube
>She asks "Whats that?"
>Bitch did you expect me to go in dry?
>Later, I realize she never brought up condoms either
>Once I get back there, the reality of the situation is apparent
>She complains I'm too "hot, then cold"
>I want to indulge my cum fetish so I suck her dick
>Seems like a lot of work so I have her jack it
>Cumshot is basically non-existent, and she has no aim
>25mins in and I never got to full mast
>She walks across the room, plops down at her laptop, counts the money and puts it away
>Doesn't say a word
>I get dressed and say I'm leaving
>I forget if she said anything, but she didn't turn around
>Leave $200 poorer

>>36659146
That's Tiffany Teen, not an escort

>>36661000
>She is yanking really hard. How does she not understand dick?

Hoes do this all the time, they want you to cum quick so you leave and they don't have to fuck you anymore

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>>36660931
Got a city/state bro?

I think there are some cuddling/dating "services" out there if you really don't want to stick your penor in a hole, and maybe want to save a few bucks.

Anyway, my advice is to join the most popular screening site for your locality. Its alot easier to book as a newbie that way. It does cost money to join (was like $120/yr for Preferred411).

Outcall/Incall depends on the girl, but the majority of escorts will be happy to visit your place as long as its a decent neighborhood.

Actually, most girls arrange their own incalls at hotels. In that case you take Uber if you lack a car. I honestly prefer meeting at a hotel anyway.

>>36661051
I realize that but I was too lazy to go download a pic.
Anyway here is one of a local.