>ten word essay due by monday
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>two word essay due in two years
>1 letter essay due in 5 eons
>Fuck niggers, that half-breed king nigger, and every Mexicans
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>audible moan due by the heath death of the universe
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>1 bit essay due when liking traps becomes straight
This is total bullshit. Liking traps is already straight, why won't the teacher tell me the due date?
>blank sheet of printer paper due in 6 moons
FUCK
>resignation letter due Thursday
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>spent my saturday night taking pics of me as a grill in FaceApp and imagining how much better my life would have been
I win.
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>turned in my essay
>am still writing it I just sneak into the teachers house and add pages so she doesn't notice