ok chad & stacies

>>36657266
don't go to a fucking bar

>>36657433
a girl's not going to just bust into my room

>>36657433
what, is a club better? those are the two options besides standing on the street outside 1

>>36657266
>what can I do to seduce a girl
I've been working on this problem for years

>>36657500
go out to a bar, like me, tonight!

>>36657266
wtf this guy legit has a double gunt. it doesn't fold over once, it folds over fucking TWO TIMES

god damn how can anyone be so obese

>>36657515
But I hate crowds, loud noises, and drunk people. Also I don't have a way to go home after drinking. I have no friends and no phone.

>>36657562
how far is the closest?

fuck it, i'm just gonna go

>>36657589
The only ones within a mile are sports bars and I hate sports with an undying passion

>>36657266
If you look like Mr Olympia or are a professional dancer then a club is best.

If you are a regular guy then you will never pull in a club.

I always go to pubs/bars because I talk a good game, but you can't go alone you need to be out with friends or else you are just going to look creepy.

Life isn't like when James Bond is drinking alone and some super model comes up to him and starts talking.