Who else /ClimbsStairsOnAllFours/ here?

>>36657060
This nigga...you can't be serious?

I climb down the stairs on all fors.

Climbing up is weird.

>>36657060
Not in public no.
At home I do just to dick around

>>36657081
Please leave and never come back
originalk

>>36657060
>>36657091
If I was walking down the stairs and saw your retarded ass schelping up the stairs on all fours I'd kick you straight in the damn mouth and then laugh uncontrollably because I'm visualizing it and it just looks stupid as fuck.

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>>36657060
I do if I'm 100% sure nobody will see me

>>36657060
What the fuck op, I've only done this when I was very young and was traveling up a long flight of stairs and when I was exhausted.

>>36657120

If you see me climbing down the stairs on all fors it's already two late four you.

>>36657110
no you please leave and never come back

>>36657128
It's a pretty fast way to go up the stairs though normie.

>>36657136
I can't stop fucking laughing.
>tfw you sprain your wrist on all fours
>(You) fall down the stairs and bounce on every. fucking. step.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!

>>36657060
>tfw did this up until a few years ago
>strong urge to do it whenever nobody is around

>>36657060
At home sometimes, for some reason have done it all that recently though

>>36657060
Only on certain stairs. One of the staircases at my grandparents gives me the urge, rarely do it otherwise.

>>36657081
Go back to facebook, you don't beIong here

>>36657348
this nigga...I don't belong anywhere, but I'm staying here. Despite little shits like you I like it here. You're just going to have to fuck off yourself or tolerate my presence my dude

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Only when I'm alone
then in public i come across the urge, but have to fight it vigorously in order to not look like aretard. I can feel my body trying to pull itself down

halp

I thought I was the only one. Usually when I'm going fast.

>>36657060

who else /takes3or4stepsatatime/?

>>36657060
At home it's the only way I climb stairs.

>>36657060
I'm not 12 years old, so no. Can you imagine a normally functioning adult in a dress shirt and tie, getting on all 4's at the base of the staircase like a mutt, and scrambling up the stairs like a fat NEET smelling chicken tendies? This is why you guys are fucking losers.

>>36657136
10/10 i dig it, anon
would climb stairs with

>>36657451

>resisting your animal instincts to walk up the stairs the most efficient way just because you care about social taboo

you need to enlighten yourself

>>36657431

Was about to say this. I used to do what OP does up until I was 20 or so, but now I just say "Fuck it, I have no time for stairs" and go several steps at a time.

>>36657451
My motherfucking nigga. I'm dying over here just visualizing this shit.

>>36657497
Your mental gymnastics need a little refinement. That was weak as fuck.

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>>36657385
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>>36657120
Are you a nigger? You type like a nigger.

>>36657536
Please don't respond to underageb&, newfriend. All you do is reward their behavior and enable their actions.

>>36657536
Are you a faggot? You
type like a faggot.

>>36657528

I wouldn't expect a troglodyte like you to understand the subtle nuance of utilizing your hands while climbing up the stairs for maximum balance and mobility

I'm starting to think you don't belong here...

>>36657568
The only way I can POSSIBLY see what you said making sense-- and I'm really stretching it out here-- is if you were very fucking short. No god damn adult male in his right minds instinct is going to schlep up a flight of stairs on all fours. Who the fuck are even trying to kid? Are you kidding me with your life right now? Subtle nuance my fucking ass.

>>36657616

keep living by societie's spooks

see how far it gets you

I'll keep climbing up stairs like a man who is unafraid of judgement, unafraid of what the plebeians might think

because I know it to be right, because I know it to be natural

Why do you think have arms, if not to use them to help propel yourself up a flight of stairs?

>>36657107
>Not in public
what a disgrace

>>36657675
You know it be natural because you were dropped on your head repeated times through out your life and it really rattled your brain cage. But hey. I'm going to keep laughing while you keep doing whatever the fuck it is you think your doing.

>>36657136
this guy knows
we fuck normies up on all fours nigga

>>36657183
He's a werewolf

>>36657725

I'm free of the social binds that hold you down

the key is right next to you, you can free yourself from the shackles anytime you please

but you know what you do?

you just leave it there

because you're afraid someone will see you trying to free yourself and call you out for it

their words mean nothing, you must free yourself from the binds

to ascend above and beyond

>>36657060
This shit is dope as fuck. Get's me excited

>>36657091
The potential fall damage scares me

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>>36657060
inside or outside?

>>36657451

>like a fat NEET smelling chicken tendies?

Why is everything people dont like immediately associated with neckbeards, overweight people and NEETs

>>36657725
>>36657616
>>36657528
>>36657451
Way to out yourself as a normie. Why are you even here?

>>36657060
i would do this a lot more if i had stairs in my house

>>36657060
Nah man, the problem here is the face first approach.

You get the nasty smell of the stairs and people's feet and you could scrape your knees.

What you do is face up and crabwalk up those stairs. You face the sky and can take deeper breaths, you can look up skirts. Any other way of climbing stairs is stupid.

>>36658067

this is a level of efficiency that I had never considered

your argument is too well constructed to deny, I truly think you have presented the next paradigm in all fours stair climbing

>>36658007
Did I ever say I got laid? Did I ever state that I wasn't a virgin? Did I ever said I had a girlfriend? Did I ever state that I have any friends? I said I can't believe people claim to walk up the stairs like this. The hilarity of such an image is absolutely boundless! You're full of shit if you say otherwise even if your saying it to blend in with the majority here. But because of all that I'm a normie? Good job.

>>36658123

yeah you probably do belong here due to your autism in failing to realize you've been getting your leg pulled by a troll

>not climbing the banister with your back arched like a cat or hanging upside down on the railing and slowly climbing up it pretending to be a sloth

do you even autism

>>36658167
I'm shitposting. Regardless of whether OP is serious or not, I'm fucking with all of you because it gave me hardly chuckle.

>>36658205

>i'm just pretending to be an oblivious retard

>>36658220
>i'm pretending to have the high ground
because fuck having fun!

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>>36658123
>>36658167
>>36658205
>>36658220

There sure are some happily fed trolls here

>>36658287

you really don't belong here, your use of namefaggotry and "!" outs you immediately as a normie

>>36658289
I'm bored on Saturday night. What the fuck do you expect?

>>36658319
higher quality shitposting?

>>36658319

better shitposting, if that's really what you expect us to believe you're doing

>>36658353
>>36658361
Samefagging twinsies. It was a rhetorical question.

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>>36658432
rhetorical questions make for better shitposting? xD

>>36658432

>assumes people on 4chan are going to understand rhetorical questions

just more proof you're a normie, and lacking in autism

please leave or stop trying to attach an identity to yourself, because its pathetic

this is 4chan, not your narcissism driven upboat blog

I walked up the stairs on all fours I think a few times in middle school. The last time I tripped on my shoelaces and slid all the way down and was laughed at all day. Never again since.

>>36657060
back in elementary school when we play tag i used to do that. like a frikin dog lol. i believed it made me go faster up the stairs

>>36657060
I do. Like the other anon said; not in public though.

>>36657081
Fuck off. Fucking biped normos.

>>36658519
You're just a lurker so you don't matter in the least desu. You think your being clever with your little quips. Maybe you are in your own special way. This thread's dead anyway. Till next we meet!
>>36658525
No.

>>36657060
I do at home but when im out in public i try hard not to.

>>36657675
nigger what we have arms to pick shit up and put shit down not run up the stairs

>>36657566
I don't think your monkey brain can handle this but i will give it a go.

You can't type like a faggot,you can type like a white person with respect and intelligence or you can type like a nigger wich is the opposite of the things listed above and many more things.

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>>36657081
>This nigga...
>nigga...
Fuck off normie

>>36657060
Oh fuck I did this until an embarrassingly late age.

I used to run to.

>>36657081
Bipedal faggot