Hey there handsome guy

>>36657000
put some clothes on you vile whore

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'Sup babe, you're not too bad yourself.

'sup Stacey
*slaps pussy*

*sigh*

you want some Mcdonalds or some shit?

>>36657000
Yup that will never fucking happen, not even in my dreams. My brain recognizes that I don't even deserve pleasure in my dreams and will not allow this situation to arise.

"Who the fuck are you and how did you get into my house"

Hey big guy. Looking good there

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>>36657000
Why hello m'lady

>>36657116
is that you fat bro?

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>>36657162
I never truly left your side, my child.

>>36657000
I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!

>>36657000
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>>36657000
nice trips, whore 6969original

>>36657226
I'm both happy and sad to see you. Happy because I haven't seen you in a long time. Sad because you're still browsing /r9k/. Have things changed at all for you?

>>36657261
lol, simple stupid posts like this make my day. Thank you anon.

>>36657000
>::sit down::
>::she looks closer at my watch::
>Wait, that isn't a Rolex?
>"No it's a cheap Chinese knockoff I got for 5$ to tell time, I didn't even know it was made to look like a Rolex
>she quietly gets up and leaves.
^this actually handed to a friend of mine at a bar while he was on vacation.
Mark my words every single women that looks and dresses like that is a Cert. gold digging whore

>>36657297
Been doing the picture thing on and off for a few months, nothing new.

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>>36657000
>Hey there handsome guy
said no one ever

#normiememes

HAHAHHHAHAHHALL ALOLOLOLLOLLOL

I would instantly assume she's mocking me

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>>36657432
wow dude, you should kill yourself

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>>36657000
Sup brah. Come watch me squat.

>>36657000
why would you call me handsome?
i dont get why anybody would call me handsome
i dont need your pity, so please dont give me it

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>>36657000

You're after my money aren't you? Fuck off.

>>36657607
hang yourself friendo

>>36657000
Greetings, Queen Circe Lannister. Eat any puppies lately?

>>36657000
AYY BITCH
OPEN UP DAT DRESS AND SHO ME YO TIDDIES
AIN'T NO CUNT GONNA RESIST DAT BBC NIGGA

>>36657432
I knew who this was going to be before clicking the spoiler.

>>36657888
nice trips, who is this?

>>36657912
Someone who sees you post your sad mug all the time.

>Y-y-you too

Originiolioliolio

>>36657975
neat. yeah sorry i exist.

>>36657000
What's up, lady with poor judgement.

Who are you and how did you get here? This is a private residence and you are absolutely NOT supposed to be here. Leave now or I will call the authorities.....is that wine you are holding? That is a piece of my mother's glassware, have you been going through our home? Alright, I'm definitely calling the police. You must be on drugs or something, you insane bitch. You are sitting on my patio, practically nude, in the middle of the night. You've also burglarized my home, and I have no choice but to report you