help me /r9k/, out of nowhere I've developed a massive desire to get a Jewish gf. I'd kill for a Jewish qt to make me pancakes and roll her eyes and giggle slightly at holocaust jokes, and even stranger, I've also developed a golden shower fetish out of literally nowhere over the past few days
HOW ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME AND WHYalso where do I find a qt jewess who wants me to piss on her face?
>>36652615
you need to realize jews are some of the least healthy people on the planet. jewish women have a 20% chance of getting breast cancer and 79% of jews are less than 5'11 feet tall. they are really unhealthy and unintelligent people and you should reconsider your choices of getting a jewish partner.
OP you are a crypto-((()))
Join the dark side, you are one of us.
>>36652615
Good for you man. Gl on finding said person though. Idk man go to a fucking holocaust memorial and tell holocaust jokes to random girls.
After a while you might find someone.
Gl hombre.
>>36652688
Is the height thing really a problem if they are a girl though man?
>>36652688
>unintelligent
Lul
>>36652615
>tfw you'll never have a young qt Jewess that bared three of your children
Move to any upper middle class neighborhood in the US.
>>36652615
>I'd kill for a Jewish qt to make me pancakes and roll her eyes and giggle slightly at holocaust jokes, and even stranger, I've also developed a golden shower fetish out of literally nowhere over the past few days
Just let this develop into wanting to eradicate the Jews by drowning them in your piss
>>36652615
You mean a qt 'white' copper haired jewish gf anon? I fell you bro
I knew an unironic /pol/tard Jewish girl in high school. She really didn't like feminists.
>>36652820
>pure aryans
>chavs
>brown hair and eyes
are you even trying anymore?
>>36652615
I want a Jewish GF but I don't hate Jews.
>>36652803
>dick slicing
Really?
>tfw I'll never find a Jewess who'll go round morrison's with me helping me to be thirfty
>tfw I'll never find a Jewess to catch any pennies that fall out of my wallet
>tfw I'll never find a Jewess to invite me into the conspiracy
>tfw I'll never find a Jewess that is extremely domesticated
>tfw I'll never find a Jewess who invites me into her home to participate in some weird Jewish rituals making me feel so much closer and more connected with her
>tfw I'll never find a Jewess who gets excited watching me drink a huge jug of water and get ready to unload it back out on to her face
why even live