Rate me and my gf /r9k/ Pic is us :)

she is thick

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>>36651989
Here's my epic le roast of you two:

You two both look like normies that an angry sperg would post a pic of on /r9k/

>>36651989
well, you have a gf so that's a start. upgrade from here.

>>36651989
You both look like normie faggots gtfo before I stab you in the neck with my katana.

>>36651989
Divorce/10

>>36651989
You are in Theatre at school. That's a Mexican man.

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>>36652027
Origaniggaal

>>36651989
You-6/10 face wise 7/10 body wise
Her-6/10 face wise 6/10 body wise

she's got a nice Braphog physique

>>36651989
They look like different types of people, both normies but I do wonder what got them to be together.

she thick, lend that whale bitch to me

>>36651989
We need more pics of thiccgf :^)

>>36653852
this, post pics of this thick bitch

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>>36651989
whale/10
she has a nice face though, a couple shredded pounds could do her good.

As for you, VirginFace/10
big ass forehead
you just kind a look like a loser

but congrats on your whalefriend

she looks like an ogre

>>36651989
You look like an odd couple. If I saw you together, I wouldn't think you were in a relationship, i'd think that was your mom, older sister or some kind of social worker/minder.

It's your face, you're severely baby-faced and look kind of autistic. Honestly, you look like a virgin. 2/10

She on the other-hand, looks very much like a normie. She's overweight and definitely could do with losing a few pounds, but she's not terrible. 6/10

I'd say well done OP, because you're definitely hitting above your weight, somehow.

>>36655395
>OP
>2/10
What the fuck, he looks very mild mannered so I agree they're an odd couple but he's not that ugly.

That said, I'm gay or a woman so I can't really talk.

>>36655819
I'm not gay or a woman*

Feel free to make funny jokes about that.

>>36651989
I am very attracted to your woman

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>>36651989
She has arms like a stevedore

You can see her underwear through her jeans. They must be quite stretched, and her underwear looks stretched too, see it rides up the middle of the right thigh.

Caked in makeup so we know she doesn't view herself highly.

Autist, use this to your advantage.

>>36651989
She's got a bit too much flab on her m8

>>36651989
aesthicc

>>36655819
I'm not saying he's ugly, but it's about confidence and the way one portrays himself. In the picture, the guy just doesn't let off any kind of sexual vibes. He comes across like a child almost.

>>36655176
Gotta say she shouldn't lose weight cause then she'd be Chad' s girl then.

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>>36651989

I doubt that's you, but she's deliciously thicc. I'd get suffocated between those thighs.

>>36656059
> the guy just doesn't let off any kind of sexual vibes. He comes across like a child almost.
Beyond his natural baby face I don't see what you mean. Just looks like a normal couple photo, he even has both arms around her waist which looks pretty sexual to me.

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>>36651989
both 4/10

rate my gf

>>36656255
>choker
>A FUCKING TRIANGLE TATTOO

5/10 pump and dump material