>parents make me get job at the company they work at
>haven't left the house in several months
>start next week
How do I kill myself before friday?
>>36651157
You've already got connections at your workplace. You're on easy streak.
What kinda company is it?
>smile to everybody
>ask classic question like "where are you from" for basic communication
actually, what is your job? what are you gonna be?
>>36651157
You should feel much better once you get back out there.
>>36651922
a sex toy manufacturing firm
i'm not even kidding.
>>36652533
Lol
Goddamit dude,don't be afraid,you gonna work in a sex toy company,what are you afraid of?Just relax
>>36652533
lol, what?
are you really op?
>>36652533
>working at a sex toy manufacturer with both your parents
Fucking kek dude
You made it
Here's a good resource for if you do plan on doing it. http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
Shotgun to the head seems to be the best option but if you can't get a shotgun then you've got to figure out a nice balance between lethality and agony that you'll be fine with.