Where the fuck do you find a gf??

Then your problem is the city, not the methods

You gotta drive around skid row and look for homeless girls. Now, look, they're going to be dirty. They're going to have drug addictions. They might even have an STD or two.

But these are fixer-uppers. These are women you invest your time into. Over time with enough work and patience you'll get yourself a decent waifu. I mean, keep your dick bagged up 24/7, you don't know what they have, but as long as they dont have herpes on their mouth then you'll at least get some solid blowjobs. Don't give them any money tho.

>>36649428
Do not listen to this man.

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>>36649428
This guy knows how it's done

hey, here's some honestly good advice.
do a dance class!
you are more or less forced to directly interact with people and small talk is much apprechiated so things don't get awkward

also you learn how to dance which also is a nice thing :)