Tell me, why do you still look for a gf?

>>36648811
Because I can jerk off my dick, but I can't jerk off my heart.

Women make babies

I don't. I gave up on that when I found my waifu.

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>>36648855
True, women will jerk your heart around. Then crush it when they are done with it.

>>36648870
This, I want a family. I can't stand most girls.

>>36648811
>Tell me, why do you still look for a gf?
I don't
I look for bf

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>>36648870
>>36648897
Why do we need more humans?

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>>36648882
I love my waifu, she means everything to me.

>dick wants into vagoo
>unwilling to spend time and money on chasing onenighters
That's why.

>>36648811
Because I am lonely

>>36649009
>Because I am lonely
Then make friends

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>>36649009
Get yourself a waifu and stop being lonely

>>36648928
I'm not exactly thrilled with life, but I'm grateful for it. If my ancestors lived through the Black Death and still managed to find a reason to make babies, what is a decadent faggot like me doing complaining about it?

Ironic how as the relative comfort of mankind increases, more people do this 'childfree' shit. I guess that's why they call it degeneracy.

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>>36648855
Never thought of it like that before.

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Because i don't wanna die alone.

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>>36649061
You don't have to if you get a waifu

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>>36649120
>Get a waifu
>Implying that i don't have one.

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>>36649151
Then why are you still looking for 3dpd?

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>>36649174
I'm not looking. I don't even have a friend nor do i know how to talk to people
I just don't want to die alone.

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>>36648811
If I don't look for a gf I'll definitely stay sad and lonely.
If I go out looking for a gf I have a 0.0001% chance of not being sad and lonely anymore.

>>36648811
I never looked in the first place.

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>>36649325
Waifu m8, get a waifu

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>>36649360
You posted a pic of my waifu getting abused.

>>36649223
on you i cast this curse

you will die by yourself

>>36649414
>implying that curse is not already on me
Thanks, now i know that I don't even have to try.

>>36649223

>implying a gf wouldn't leave you and you'd die alone anyway

>>36649445
that is the curse of lala

death will be your only companionship

>>36649489
Death sets us free, he just drags his ass about it

>>36648811
I'm not looking for one right now for various reasons, but I do hope to one day have a gf. It's extremely unlikely and some part of my brain understands that I won't ever have a gf.

>>36649536
being free isn't good, it means being rid of that necessity

>>36648811
I just want to know what it's like but I never will

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>>36649391
Oh, okay I've deleted it for you.

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>>36649685
Wow, you actually did. Thank you anon.

because I've fallen for her and would like to try out this relationship thing, can we just pull it off and be happy together

>>36650091
You will put yourself into that illusion and then find out the hard way like i did that 3D women and people in general exist to fuck up your life

Because i need someone to care about me, coming from a broken family and lack of affection

>>36650526
Do what i do, adopt an attitude completely made of apathy and stop giving a shit. Also get a waifu, 2D women will care about you way more than a 3D ever will.

>>36650453
I want my life to be about more than internet, vidya, masturbating to degenerate shit and occasional uni stuff
I'm careful with people and initiating contact, the problem is that I am too careful
I don't know her well but I get a feeling that she might be my best chance to estabilish something of greater importance

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>>36648855
>Doesn't know what anime is
Honestly is there love after anime, because I can't feel attraction to girls after watching g it for so long.
Women don't do cute things anymore, why bother with them?

Wanking just doesn't do it anymore. I know I'll never get one but I have to keep trying.

>>36648811
Because i don't have one and i fell alone.

>>36651855
It doesn't have to be about that. She is what you want her to be.

>>36652353
I want to see for myself if that's the case

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>>36648811
Because hope is the only thing keeping me from killing myself.

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>>36652265
Get a waifu and you will be good for life

>>36648811
I have some misplaced sense of hope that if I get a gf and try to act normal, I'll finally be accepted and become normal

I forgot that women are shallow, self-centered harpies though

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>>36648811
Not sure why I still try since every attempt I've made has ended in rejection and failure

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I don't
originalimente

>>36653067

My waifu can't do any of the things I want a GF for.

>>36652622
This. The day I wholeheartedly accept that I'll never have a gf is the day I'll follow in Elliot's footsteps.

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>>36648811
I'm not looking. Yui and the rest of the Keions don't exist.

>>36648811
Because being in the first 3 months of loving a girl is better than any drug.

>>36648811

I don't know. My only redeeming qualities are that I'm barely above average intelligence and am overbearingly kind to people I like; I have nothing else to give, but I still feel like I should be able to have someone care about me romantically.

Oh well

>>36648811
Why not? Why wouldn't I want someone who understands me and can fuck them?