crumpetsandcrows

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>be 17 year old virgin stoner
>fall in love with girl i see all the time
>learn she going to uni in state
>learn she will take train next to my house
>train ride is 1 hour
>begin hatching master plan
>go to construction for 9 months
>quit weed
>earn money for uni
>get 2 years worth prereqs for engineering
>get 4.0s in all hard classes
>apply to uni and somehow get accepted
>talk to her on train sometimes
>learn she likes crumpets
>wake up 1hr earlier on her birthday
>get her crumpets to suprise her
>somehow happen to be behind 5 mins her
>ask her to wait up for me
>she says no, run faster
>wtf...
>realize i dont like her attitude
>share crumpet with crows
>crows are best friends
>i am so lonely